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Lost boys group chat

1.29.18

3:43pm, Monday

 

[ V has added- AgustD, Chimchim, Rapmonster, Mother, J-Hope, BabiKookie, J.eonghan, Scoups, Jisooschrist, Woozi, Hoshi, DK, Dino, verno, DivaBoo, junhi, THE8, Giantno, wonemo, JB, JR, Markie, JACKSON!!!, BamBam, young1, Yugyeom ]

[V has named the groupchat; Help ]



V: can someone tell me how to get home??? please???

Jisooschrist: Tae what is this?

 

Mother: Tae where are you? You can’t just ask where you are w/ no directions.

 

V: How the hell am I supposed to know?! That’s why im asking u

 

Mother: KIM TAEHYUNG

 

junhi: Hey is that jimin?

 

Chimchim: OMG JUN?! We haven’t talked since freshment year of high school!

 

junhi: Now we’re freshmen in college, sooo long! So dif too! I got a bf

 

Chimchim: NO WAY WHOOOOO!!!

 

THE8: me

 

V: wait jimin you know jun? an jun do you know minghao

 

wonemo: I can tell the only reason I’ll talk in this chat is to correct you idiot’s grammar.

 

Giantno: The only reason?

 

DivaBoo: lol mingyu rejected

 

verno: SEUNGKWAN?!

 

verno: FROM MY MUSIC CLASS?!

 

DivaBoo: wHat vernon? holy, like shit tae you know a lot of people

 

V: duh. Like duh

 

young1: Ok can I leave?

 

V: NO! I need help

 

AgustD: some fuck just ran passed my room yelling, “Where the fuck am I?!” and idky but that made my day

 

Woozi: you heard that too? I thought I was imagining that

 

AgustD: Nah I heard that

 

J-Hope: hey

 

AgustD: JHOOPPPEEE

 

J-Hope: Yoongi, you heard about the rap battle coming up?

 

AgustD: No what about it?

 

V: I found the library

 

V: This will be you’re 5th battle this year right? i wanna join!!!

 

J-Hope: taetae you have to rap

 

V: I know!!

 

AgustD: Hobi stop being nice, Tae no you can’t bc u suck. But Namjoon, JB, Hobi, and Vernon!

 

Rapmonster: Present

 

JB: Yup

 

J-Hope: Yeah?

 

verno: ai

 

AgustD: You should come over, we need to get started on it

 

verno: I mean im free im american, we always free

 

Jisooschrist: Hey- shut up

 

DivaBoo: guyyyyssssss,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

DK: What do you want Boo

 

DivaBoo: MINGYUUUUUUU! I WANT SOME PANCAKES!

 

Giantno: Wonwoo, have you eaten today?

 

wonemo: What is eating when it’s time to study?

 

DivaBoo: Ok fine ignore me for ur bf i get it..

 

J.eonghan: HEy! Eat

 

Mother: not my child, but eat darling

 

JR: Agreeddd

 

Giantno: boo on ur way over, pick up the ones who wanna eat.

 

DivaBoo: How do you know I’m not taking the subway?

 

J-Hope: Boo, you take my car everywhere, even if you can just walk.

 

DivaBoo: u speak no lies

 

J-Hope: When I ever lie tho?

 

DivaBoo: All the time sweetie….

 

AgustD: Namjoon send me the fucking file containing all of ur mother fucking songs I need insiration

 

Chimchim: Yoongi don’t cuss!

 

Jisooschrist: Or ill make u + to the swear jar

 

Jisooschrist: i mean omg cookie and channie are in here. i swear to me

 

Dino: Wait ur allowed to swear?!

 

Giantno: Tae you can join me Seungcheol, Wonwoo, Markson and Jihoon if you wanna rap with us!

 

V: REALLY?!!!

 

V: Ill do my best!

 

wonemo: *Seungcheol, Wonwoo, Markson, Jihoon and I

 

Giantno: sorry

 

Markie: Bboom Bboom by momoland is the only thing keeping me from loosing my shit

 

JR: Mark what’s wrong?

 

JACKSON!!!: Mark dont go rogue

 

Markie: I hate studying, ive been doing it for FOUR MOTHER FUCKING HOURS I AM AT MY LIMIT!

Woozi: same tho. music has me dying

 

THE8: tbh tho that’s ur own fault for taking xtra cred hoonie, i told u not to.

 

RM: black bear be life

 

Mother: tru

 

Mother: my children, i have pancakes, do you want some:?

 

V: si

 

junhi: That sentence makes me wanna cum, may i have some

 

Jisooschrist: HEYYYYY PG!!!

 

Mother: if you want some tell me and start heading over

 

V: omw

 

Mother: tae pick up some pb&j sOMEONE ATE IT ALLL

 

J-Hope: me…

 

BamBam: any u heard closer by Lemaitre?

 

V: omg that song is so good and idk what it’s sayin!!

 

Hoshi: me af tho

 

J.eonghan: There’s our lovely cute sweet alpha

 

Hoshi: ….. What do you need?

 

J.eonghan: who said i wanted anything other then to greet my child?

 

[ Dino has changed J.eonghan’s name to fakemum ]

 

fakemum: THE BETRAYALLLLLL

 

[ fakemum has changed Dino’s name to 전한의 아기 ]

 

전한의 아기: noooooo plz no

 

fakemum: liars need to get punished

 

fakemum: cheolie change my name back

 

SCoups: im so sorry

 

[ SCoups has changed fakemum’s name to Mum ]

 

전한의 아기: uuughhhhhh i am sorry mummmmm

 

Mum: good

 

Mother: i have 4,000 pancakes

 

Giantno: why do u have so many?

 

Mother: my heat is in a week and the kitchen is paying 4 it.

 

RM: he stress cooks.

 

RM: jin you’ll be fine, you’ll have the apartment to yourself and I swear I won’t come home until jimin and jk confirm ur heat is over, we’re bffs i’d nev do that to you

 

Mother: no i’m just sad i won’t get to see my babies

 

BabiKookie: Don’t worry to much, i need the break

 

Mother: :’(

 

RM: you made him cry kookie!

 

Mother: im crying over 4,000 pancakes what is my life?!?!?!

 

BabiKookie: i didn’t mean it mean! I just though mayby you would want a break from me too, i know i get to be to much

 

Mother: Kookie noooooooooo you’re amazing

 

BabiKookie: plz dont lie

 

Yugyeom: jk no u r

 

BabiKookie: jin im on ur stair well

 

BamBam: smooth af

 

BamBam: yugyeom ur name is so lame

 

Yugyeom: I like it….

 

junhi: guys hurry up and get here, i want to eat those pancakes, i wanna cheat on ming 4 them

 

THE8: wow

 

Woozi: yoongi says to save us some, bc the rap battle on friday we need to take every minute getting ready

 

RM: ill be there l8r tonight

 

Woozi: kk

 

Mum: if your grades suffer from this no more staying up late or doing rap battles

 

AgustD: I am a grown ass man

 

Mother: :|

 

AgustD: that is afraid of Kim Seokjin, my grades won’t suffer praise Jesus

 

Jisooschrist: *jisoos

 

verno: stfu josh

 

Jisooschrist: I dedicate my life to my lord and savior Jisoos Christ and this is the thanks I get?!

 

verno: did i fucking as 4 ur crusty ass memes

 

DivaBoo: he uses memes as much as minghao and jun fuck

 

THE8: that’s a lot…..

 

DivaBoo: wanna know what they have in common?

 

verno: i smell a roast

 

DivaBoo: no one wants to hear about either of them

 

DK: seungkwan ur just jelly u haven’t had a fuck in a year

 

verno: damn, that long?!

 

DivaBoo: actually longer im dying someone needs to fuck me rn

 

verno: ok ill do it

 

DivaBoo: omg ahhh DivaBoo.exe has shut down

 

[ DivaBoo Has left the chat ]

[ verno has added DivaBoo to the chat ]

 

DivaBoo: jisoo is it to late for me to become a nun?

 

Jisooschrist: for you? Yes

 

DivaBoo: I’ll have you know I am a virgin.

 

Jisooschrist: doubtful

 

DivaBoo: boi fite me

 

JACKSON!!!: I have the pop corn

 

Markie: Jackson I’m lonely will you pleaseeee come get me i want pancakes so baaddd

 

JACKSON!!!: yeah I was going to get you anyway

 

[ J-Hope has taken a screenshot of the chat. ]

 

J-Hope: I am a slut for yaoi.

 

JACKSON!!!: do i wanna know?

 

AgustD: NO!!

Woozi: NO!

junhi: i fucking love yaoi, speaking of dick sucking, ming wanna come suck mine?

 

THE8: No you said you would cheat on me for pancakes

 

junhi: I didn’t mean it mean it

 

THE8: still hurt

 

junhi: i would never ever think of giving my families name to a pancake

 

THE8: eh?

 

junhi: I asked your parents they’re ok with it… i was gonna take you on a date, but i couldn’t keep it in.

 

THE8: you’re offering to mate me?!!?!?!?

 

junhi: have been since i met u

[ J-Hope has taken a screenshot of the chat ]

 

J-Hope: awwww

 

BabiKookie: do uou bitches want fucking pancakes or not, bc jin isn’t letting us eat until everyone get here’

 

J-Hope: so mean to your hyung!

 

junhi: we’re coming.

 

junhi: and so is minghao


Jisooschrist: you fucking pervert! also jungkook watch your tongue!

 

THE8: that's what i told jun a bit ago

 

Jisooschrist: you know what?!

 

[ Jisooschrist has removed THE8 and junhi from the groupchat ]

 

Jisooschrist: doing the work of christ

 

BabiKookie: Get ur asses over here and stop texting, this omega fucking wants pancakes.

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Lost boys group chat

2.2.18

 

 




11:20am, Tuesday

 

GROUP CHAT: unnamed

[ JACKSON!!! Has added THE8 and junhi to the chat ]

 

AgustD: we have had no fucking sleep i am slowly dying

 

Woozi: omg no sleep club

 

J.eonghan: omg jihoon not getting enough sleep can make you have an early heat hoonie

 

Woozi: it’s fine

 

AgustD: any ways he got his big brother to defend him

 

Woozi: omg yoongi! Shhhhh

 

Hoshi: you’re brothers?!

 

Woozi: yeah how else would an alpha and omega be able to house together without being mated?

 

Hoshi: i didn’t think of thatt

 

AgustD: don’t ever procreate

 

Mother: yoongi dont be mean!

 

Mother: but it is kind of common sense…

 

Hoshi: *-*

 

Hoshi: T-T

 

Woozi: hey stop being mean to Soonyoung!

 

Hoshi: :) :)

 

Woozi: Don't get ur hopes up. I just don't wanna hear us talk about such a stupid topic anymore

 

Hoshi: eh?!  I see how it is!  

 

junhi: pls shut up Hoshi

 

Hoshi: I am ur hyung!!

 

verno: shut it

 

Hoshi: FATHER!!  THEYRE BEING MEAN!

 

AgustD: yo!!

 

AgustD: who has a goodvoice i can use?! Jihoon is sick so I won't let him sing. He can't risk hurting himself

 

Jisooschrist: i dont like to toot my own horn

 

DivaBoo: good bc u suck.  Hyung i can come over rn if you want me to sing?

 

verno: OH SHIT SHOTS FIRED!

 

THE8: Vernon stfu

 

verno: sorry Ming

 

THE8: ugh. I hate everything

 

junhi: even me?!  ;P

 

THE8: you've made my day hell Jun

 

junhi: ;P how would that be?  ;P

 

wonemo: that is to much usage of the ‘;P’ as lit king you are no longer allowed to use it for today

 

junhi: speaking of today. What'd I do that? Made ur day sooooooooo bad?

 

THE8: you were to rough! I'm a fragile being!

 

junhi: not what u were saying last night

 

Jisooschrist: as chat innocence moderator i refuse to let this line of convo continue!

 

[ Young1 has changed wonemo’s name to Lit King ]

 

Young1: yo yo yo!  Wazzup bitches?!

 

Markie: at least someone is in a good mood

 

Markie: I'm slowly dying

 

Markie: I hate everything

 

JACKSON!!!: can I tell them?!

 

JR: tell us what?!?!?

 

JACKSON!!!: imma do it

 

Markie: if you do I'll kick you.

 

JACKSON!!!: idc. MARK AND I ARE DATING!!!

 

Markie: ffs

 

Markie: you're sleeping outside

 

전한의 아기: lol

 

전한의 아기: So how are you guys today?

 

Giantno: have you guys ever heard of the concrete bird?!!?!?!

 

Lit King: no not again. It’s to sad Gyu

 

Young1: tbh im actually interested in this…

 

Giantno: here’s the news article ; https://gizmodo.com/nigel-the-bird-found-dead-next-to-the-concrete-partner-1822655398

 

THE8: Omg that’s so saddddddd :’’’(

 

AgustD: Tag yourself I’m Nigel

 

[ Young1 has changed AgustD’s name to Nigel ]

 

Young1: I take being able to name everyone.

 

verno: I can deal w/ that.

 

verno: also anyone heard lip & hip?

 

junhi: ffs everyone has heard lip & hip

 

Jisooschrist: tis a sinful bop

 

DivaBoo: STONE BIRD AHHHHHHHH SO SAD

Mum: ok i get lip & hip is good, but curious by hayley kiyoko is a BOP

 

verno: that’s an english song

 

BabiKookie: I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT BUT THAT’S A FUCKING GOOD ASF SONG

 

Nigel: who tf puts “asf” it’s AF

 

BabiKookie: ffs omg didn’t we have this fight the other day

 

Nigel: well v obs you didn’t learn anything from it

 

Mother: no fighting im not in the mood

 

Nigel: who pissed in your cheerios

 

Mother: watch it min yoongi

 

Nigel: Sorry mother

 

Woozi: Yoongi it’s 12:30 we had a 10 min break lets get back at this

 

DK: heyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

DivaBoo: heyyyyyyyyyy

 

Hoshi: heyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

Woozi: oh gods

 

[ Woozi and Nigel has muted the chat ]

 

Hoshi: I see how it is. DK, Boo let's make our own chat

 

DK: yeah for only awesome ppl! BOOSEOKSOON!!!

 

Lit King: guess you guys can’t make that chat then

 

DivaBoo: you know i’m just sitting here, bbq sauce on my titties, not wanting this abuse.

 

[ Lit King has kicked DivaBoo out of the chat ]

 

Lit King: No need to thank me

 

DK: rude

 

[ DK has added DivaBoo to the chat ]

 

DivaBoo: First off, fuck you.

 

Jisooschrist: language

 

Mother: Took the words right out my mouth

 

Mother: I actually have a joke that would go good right here

 

[ Rapmonster has kicked Mother out of the chat ]

 

Rapmonster: your welcome

 

V: betrayed by your own mate

 

Rapmonster: you know just bc you guys say we’re a couple doesn’t ever mean that we actually are one right?

 

V: father likes to pretend he isn’t our father

 

Chimchim: very true

 

Rapmonster: Stop saying i’m ur dad! Like it’s disrespectful to your real fathers

 

JR: im not even in your pack and I can tell youre v obs the pack dad

 

Chimchim: see! Thx jinyoung

 





{Private chat between AgustD and Chimchim}

 

AgustD: You have been eating, right?

 

Chimchim: Im a grown omega!

 

Chimchim: but no

 

AgustD: i s2g if you don’t eat I will come over and make you eat!

 

Chimchim: notm hungry ;P





Yoongi growls, shocking his brother who was so absorbed in his work he probably wouldn’t have noticed it if it didn’t come from his gentle and caring brother. Yoongi stands up and says, “Jihoon, keep working if you like, but I’ve somewhere to be, so I don’t blame you if you want to go and hang with someone. I’ll be back sometime around 9 so don’t worry about me.”

 

He grabs Jihoon’s head, giving a small gentle peck to his forehead, before making his way to the door.

 

Jihoon stares after him, blank look on his face. He looks at the time 12:57am where is his brother going that he’ll be gone for so long? He sighs and turns back to work, best not to question his older brother.

 






Yoongi wasn’t joking, he takes health very seriously, especially after his brother… best not to go places like that. Yoongi is a pessimist at heart. He’s always been. When he was younger his brain would jump to worst conclusions, but as he got older he developed a way not to do that.

In AA they tell you to fake it until you make it, and that’s just what Yoongi decided to do.

Yoongi gets on a bus and rides over to Jimin’s apartment. Yoongi and Jihoon live with Hoseok, but he had work today and took his car. Yoongi hates public transportation with a burning passion, but his hatred won't sway his care for his friends.

People stare at him weird. He gets why. Since he's an alpha, he should be tall and tan and manly. But if Yoongi were to be honest, he's kind of the opposite. He's shorter than the average alpha, but still taller then Jimin (in his books that's all that matters) he barely goes outside, so he's kind of pale. Of course, when he and Jihoon go out with friends to the beach, they both get tanned (Yoongi more so) but since they both hate people, they stay inside unless necessary. And as for manly, well… he loves basketball, but hates being active. What can he say? He loves sleep!

 

Yoongi looks at his phone, and decides to unmute the group chat.




 

1:00pm, Tuesday

 

GROUP CHAT: unnamed

 

[ Nigel has unmuted the chat ]

 

DivaBoo: FFS I HAVE THE BETTER ASS!

 

V: UM NO HAVE YOU SEEN JIMMINIE’S ASS???

 

Nigel: please don't talk about him that way

 

Chimchim: that's what I've been saying for like the past five minutes!!

 

Nigel: you guys are idiots…

 

[ Woozi has unmuted the chat ]

 

Woozi: I mean it's a no brainer! I have the best ass

 

Nigel: omg… Jihoon! Don't join in on this!

 

DivaBoo: no, like ok have you seen Wonwoo’s ass? He also has a good one. Not as good as mine

 

Giantno: I can get behind the first bit of that, it's true. Not so much the second half tho

 

Hoshi: ♡^♡ BUT WOOZI HAS THE BEST ASS ♡^♡

 

Nigel: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BROTHER LIKE THAT!!

 

Hoshi: >_< BUT IT'S TRUE

 

Nigel: I'll have you know I'm on my way to Jimin's, and guess who lives an apartment down from him??? U so I would stop

 

Hoshi: T○T I can't… I try my best not to lie

 

Woozi: if you don't stop I'll come over myself and kick your ass Kwon Soonyoung

 

Hoshi: ^♡^ really????

 

Hoshi: °○° JIHOON HAS THE BEST ASS!!!

 

Woozi: that's it!

 

Hoshi: waitt…..

 

Woozi: death waits for no one


 

Yoongi lets out a snort, his little brother is so cute

 


 

Hoshi: no not that

 

Hoshi: Why is Yoongi going over to Jimin’s?

 

Nigel: none of u gd business

 

[ Rapmonster added Mother to the chat ]

 

Mother: no I do agree…. What's going on between u two

 

Mother: COULD IT BE…

 

Mother: NOOOO!!! AHHG NO WAY! YOU TWO ARE FIBALLY DATING

 

Mother: JIMMINIE YOU HAVE WANTWD THIS FOR SO LONG I'M CRYING

 

Chimchim: wtf no!!! No no!!!

 

Nigel: ahh just *-*




 

Yoongi turns his phone off. Blushing like a madman. He slips it into his pocket and gets off at the next stop. Looking up at Jimin's apartment, like a man looking at death.

 

He sets up the stairs. But is pushed aside when someone comes running down the hallway. “SORRY!” They yell, looking back briefly. Yoongi laughs, of course his brother would beat him here. He’s short, but he’s a fast little fucker.

 

Yoongi continues up the stairs, letting out a snort as he hears Soonyoung letting out squeals of fear.

 

Yoongi arrives at Jimin’s door, just as a loud bang sounds from down stairs. He’s worried, but then he hears Jihoon yell, “Kwon Soonyoung you know I’m to short to reach you when you koala hug me!” Yoongi lets out a snort and reaches for Jimin’s doorknob.

 

“PARK JIMIN! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF YOUR ROOM I AM GOING TO FORCE FEED YOU!”

 

“KINKY!”

 

Yoongi’s face burned red.

 

He broke through the door easily.

 






A floor down Soonyoung and Jihoon both hear the door splinter. They shared a look and laughed, kissing each other lovingly. They snuggled on Soonyoung’s bed, listening as Yoongi actually did force feed Jimin.




 

1:39pm, Tuesday

 

GROUP CHAT: unnamed

 

Woozi: it's a good Tuesday for once





The chat was silent, because no one knew what to say. They didn't know what Jihoon needed to hear, but these worries weren't needed, because Jihoon didn't need to hear anything but his secret mate’s heart beat in his ear as he slowly faded asleep.

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2:11am, Wednesday

 

GROUP CHAT: unnamed

 

DK: ok but what if we actually made BOOSEOKSOON a thing???

 

Mum: Seokmin go to bed you need sleep

 

V: I mean I can't sleep, I just hit the good shit

 

V: bandanna be goodoooddd

 

Nigel: ok

 

Mother: KIM TAEHYUNG

 

V: Did I leave the toilet seat up?

 

Mother: ugh it's to early. Jeonghan is right go to sleep

 

DK: OK….


 

9:11am, Wednesday

 

GROUP CHAT: unnamed

 

verno: 911

 

Jisooschrist: thx bush

 

Nigel: to early

 

Woozi: no sleep

 

Rapmonster: send help

 

DivaBoo: I have been awake forever

 

Mum: go back to sleep!



 

9:13am, Wednesday

 

{DK HAS MADE A GROUPCHAT}

 

GROUP CHAT: unnamed

 

[ DK added Hoshi and DivaBoo to the groupchat ]

 

[ DK has named the groupchat BOOSEOKSOON ]

 

DK: ok I did it

 

Hoshi: yazzz

 

DivaBoo: omggg I am in luv

 

Hoshi: fr same asf

 

DK: *af

 

Hoshi: someone has been spending to much time w/ Min Yoongi

 

DK: I mean I've not been but I know someone who’s been sleeping w/ his brother…. >;P

 

DivaBoo: what?! SINCE WHEN HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN SLEEPING WITH JIHOON?!

 

DK: lol well I heard that it's been happening since May of last year…

 

DK: by heard I mean snuck into Jihoon’s room, stole his journal and read it before returning it

 

DivaBoo: ok 1. OMG AHHHH SOONYOUNG WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?! 2. He keeps a diary???

 

Hoshi: 1. I didn't tell you bc I knew once you knew everyone in our pack would know. Then everyone in our allied packs… which means Yoongi

 

Hoshi: 2, idk but thx now I have to read it

 

DK: dont! Invasion of privacy and trust! Be a good person

 

DivaBoo: fuck being a good person, fucking read that shit and share it w/ us

 

Hoshi: I'm torn… Actually no I'm not

 

Hoshi: my choice is…

 

Hoshi: to read it

 

DK: SOONYOUNG!

 

Hoshi: it's fine. I'll read it and leave

 

DK: Rip

 

DivaBoo: wait Seokmin didn't you read it?

 

DK: it's not an invasion of privacy from me bc I'm not described in there from secret fantasies. I'm just a footnote, you're the main character

 

Hoshi: is that supposed to make me not wanna read it?

 

DivaBoo: so did he like put in secret wet dreams in there?

 

DivaBoo: Also is it the journal the lit teacher makes us do?

 

DK: Yee, does she read it? Bc I only write grocery lists in there.

 

DivaBoo: I describe what I think ppl’s dicks would look like

 

Hoshi: where does he hide it?

 

DK: I'M NOT TELLING!!!

 

Hoshi: Oh shit

 

DivaBoo: he's been caught


9:23am

GROUP CHAT: unnamed


DK:    | _____| here lies my ded bitch Soonyoung

 

BamBam: what happened? Also hey wassup? I just now decided to check up on you losers.

 

Young1: we feel the love -_-

 

Lit King: ok I say no more emojis

 

Mother: why's Soonyoung dead?

 

Nigel: ….

 

Mother: what did you do?

 

Nigel: me? Nothing, my brother tho, if I had a heart, it would beat with pride

 

Young1: I honestly like how you go from : I'm so emo. To : I'm emo

 

Nigel: how could I tell what you were saying even tho it was the same thing?

 

Young1: I live with Jackson, who goes from WhiteBoyTM to WhiteBoiTM

 

JACKSON!!!: not true!

 

Nigel: i see

 

Mother: you never did answer me

 

Nigel: Soonyoung read his journal

 

Mum: KWON SOONYOUNG! I thought we already went over this, don't read other people's journals

 

Hoshi: Hey in my defense…. I was not expecting there to be print out of memes in there

 

Woozi: omfg, that is why I didn't allow people to read it. It's really just print outs of memes.

 

DK: Did you get a new journal?

 

Woozi: Did you read my last one?

 

DK: Its not an invasion of privacy from me bc I'm not really mentioned. Plus I never told anyone what I read, I was looking for the meme printouts!

 

전한의 아기: I need some memes pls send them am v sad

 

Woozi: [it's a picture saying how you go through life wanting to die but don't want to hurt ur friends and family so you wait for a bus to hit you. With Squidward looking smad]

 

전한의 아기: I relate to much

 

[ Yugyeom has changed 전한의 아기’s name to Squidward ]

 

Squidward: thx ig

 

Mum: WHO HURT MY BABY!

 

Squidward: Hannie calm down, it's just bc no one remembered to bring me ice cream

 

Mum: Oh baby

 

SCoups: he just left

 

SCoups: speaking of our children, SPOONYOUNG!

 

SCoups: shit *SOONYOUNG

 

Hoshi: lol Spoonyoung

 

[ Young1 has changed Hoshi’s name to Spoonyoung ]

 

SCoups: the fact is that we need to chat… Seokmin, would you make an Alpha's only chat? You're included along with the betas, bc we all need to know how to treat our spouses and loved ones

 

Rapmonster: I agree

 

JB: I don't mean to be rude, but later I'll make a leaders chat, for now, don't include my 6 in anything, I have some news

 

Rapmonster: ok, as long as you're ok


9:25am, Wednesday

 

{DK HAS MADE A GROUPCHAT}

 

GROUP CHAT: unnamed

 

[ DK added Hoshi, Rapmonster, SCoups, verno, junhi, Dino, Jisooschrist and Giantno  to the groupchat ]

 

[ DK has named the groupchat Alpha’s Only ]

 

SCoups: first lesson

 

Rapmonster: consent

 

Scoups: yes, ALWAYS, NO MATTER WHAT, ASK IF ALL PEOPLE ENGAGING IN THE ACT IS OK WITH IT!

 

Jisooschrist: preach

 

Rapmonster: https://youtu.be/oQbei5JGiT8 watch this.

 

verno: ok I'm done

 

junhi: same

 

SCoups: everyone done?

 

Dino: yes

 

SCoups: I would also like to point out that you also have to give consent. If you don't want to do it, and you say no, in my books that is rape

 

Rapmonster: it's v good to make sure you have total consent b4 doing anything. Even if it's kissing

 

verno: makes sense. But what if you wanna be romantic and wanna shut them up so you kiss them?

 

Rapmonster: sit down with ur loved one and write down a list of do’s and don't’s.

 

junhi: that's gonna be awkward but ok

 

Hoshi: wait….

 

Hoshi: Jihoon and I have been having sex for like ever but neither of us said anything. One minute we're sitting there, the next both of us are making out and boom sex

 

AgustD: wait….

 

AgustD: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH MY BABY BROTHER?!

 

Hoshi: shit

 

AgustD: I'm gonna kill you

 

Rapmonster: WAIT!

 

Rapmonster: Did he seem to enjoy it?

 

Hoshi: I mean… yeah:P. He also invited me over when Yoongi wasn't there ALL the time.

 

Hoshi: like a lot. Yoongi for a shut in, you leave a lot

 

AgustD: that's it imma do it

 

Rapmonster: WAIT! Yoongi, if he kept inviting him over, don't you think it's serious? Like he may actually be considering maybe mating him?

 

SCoups: maybe he's happy

 

AgustD: … maybe…

 

Rapmonster: talk to him than kill Soonyoung if you need

 

SCoups: yeah!

 

V: murder is fun

 

Hoshi: and here I was thinking you dudes was on my side.

 

Giantno: why would you think that?

 

junhi: I mean like fr you're fucking his little brother

 

10:13am, Wednesday

GROUP CHAT: Alpha alpha three

 

Rapmonster: what's been up with you

 

JB: this isn't against you or am I withdrawing from our pack agreements. But as of late some of my pack has been letting their grades fail, so I'm going to ask to remove us all from any of the gc. The only gc we're gonna be in is me in this one and the omega omega three.

 

SCoups: I understand I would do the same if anyone in mine was failing. Luckily for us, everyone is to afraid of Jeonghan's dissatisfaction to actually let their grades get below a B

 

10:17am, Wednesday

GROUP CHAT: Unnamed

 

[ JB, JR, Markie, JACKSON!!!, young1, and Yugyeom have all been removed from the chat ]

 

junhi: why did they leave?!

 

SCoups: their grades have all gotten low. JB took their phones and if you let your grades get low the whole pack is gonna feel Jeonghan's rath

 

Mum: better watch it. He ain't lying.

 

Lit King: wait so if Vernon fails ur gonna take away my phone too?!

 

verno: how dare thy suggest tis I whom would fail

 

Lit King: wtf

 

DivaBoo: … Idk what I am getting myself into, but…. Why?

 

DivaBoo: why does my omega want that

 

verno: bc I'm weird, kind, loving and am one day going to be hokage.

 

Jisooschrist: am I the only one who thought he was gonna say 'Be a good father.’ But then he did that bs and I can no longer support him having kids

 

V: in our pack, Naruto is our fucking jam.

 

Rapmonster: a good bonding moment we have is watching it tho

 

SCoups: your kids sit still enough to watch it?! Jeonghan and I tried and then they started to bounce off the walls, eye fuck eachother, singing contests, or having early midlife crises

 

verno: meanie was totally the second

 

Lit King: I told you not to call us that! We're not even together

 

Giantno: yet

 

Lit King: what

 

Giantno: *yeet

 

Lit King: Oh ok

 

verno: I am a ded bitch.

 

Rapmonster: MY PACK BETTER BE IN CLASS WORKING

 

SCoups: same here

 

junhi: what about helping a friend through their heat? Bc minghao just went into one and idk what to do im kind of panicking bc I want this but he's under the influence of heat which means it's rape bc its like in that video and you don't pour tea down a sleeping person's throat but he's coming onto me and I swear if no one gets here soon I won't be able to hold back so please please come and help

 

SCoups: jun, calm down. You panicking is gonna make him. Which is gonna make your alpha take control.

 

SCoups: Jeonghan, what should we do?

 

Mum: let me check his paper.

 

Mum: he said yes

 

junhi: he said that?!

 

Woozi: duh! Even I know that he likes you and I'm a shut in and only come out when Soonyoung makes me

 

Nigel: speaking of which, Jihoon where are you I have a soda for you.

 

Woozi: I'm somewhere you can't be rn

 

Nigel: why not

 

DivaBoo: Yoongi I'll give you a hint. Soonyoung and I share this class hour in dance. He's not here

 

Nigel: DURING CLASS OMG!!! WTF!!

 

Woozi: SEUNGKWAN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM

 

DivaBoo: bc if I'm not allowed to have sex rn nobody should get to enjoy that past time

 

Woozi: wait… who said anything about sex?

 

DivaBoo: you're not having sex?

 

Woozi: no

 

Spoonyoung: we're just enjoying the day omg

 

Spoonyoung: what is wrong with you people?! Just bc we're skipping class doesn't mean we're having sex. We aren't like Seungkwan and Vernon

 

Giantno: wait since when has verkwan been a thing???

 

verno: we aren't a thing

 

DivaBoo: we just sometimes like to relieve stress without the drama of a relationship

 

Giantno: so you're fuck buddies

 

verno: non-romantic sex bfs is the non dick way to say it.

 

V: dudes. You both have no in your names

 

verno: mine was an accident. When I was trying to type in vernon I dropped my phone and it pressed ok and you can't change your log in name so I'm stuck with verno

 

Giantno: and I let Wonwoo pick mine.

 

Lit King: wait… no

 

Giantno: yup when I asked you out that first time you said giantno dude and I liked it so boom

 

Chimchim: im sick.

 

Chimchim: ever since my heat I can't eat anything without throwing up

 

Mother: maybe you caught something

 

V: I like the rolling stones

 

BabiKookie: wait Tae hold that thought. Jimin, are you pregnant

 

Chimchim: WHAT?! NO!


junhi: FIGHT IN THE CAFETERIA EVERYONE STFU AND GET YOUR ASSS HERE