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Lost boys group chat

1.29.18

3:43pm, Monday

 

[ V has added- AgustD, Chimchim, Rapmonster, Mother, J-Hope, BabiKookie, J.eonghan, Scoups, Jisooschrist, Woozi, Hoshi, DK, Dino, verno, DivaBoo, junhi, THE8, Giantno, wonemo, JB, JR, Markie, JACKSON!!!, BamBam, young1, Yugyeom ]

[V has named the groupchat; Help ]



V: can someone tell me how to get home??? please???

Jisooschrist: Tae what is this?

 

Mother: Tae where are you? You can’t just ask where you are w/ no directions.

 

V: How the hell am I supposed to know?! That’s why im asking u

 

Mother: KIM TAEHYUNG

 

junhi: Hey is that jimin?

 

Chimchim: OMG JUN?! We haven’t talked since freshment year of high school!

 

junhi: Now we’re freshmen in college, sooo long! So dif too! I got a bf

 

Chimchim: NO WAY WHOOOOO!!!

 

THE8: me

 

V: wait jimin you know jun? an jun do you know minghao

 

wonemo: I can tell the only reason I’ll talk in this chat is to correct you idiot’s grammar.

 

Giantno: The only reason?

 

DivaBoo: lol mingyu rejected

 

verno: SEUNGKWAN?!

 

verno: FROM MY MUSIC CLASS?!

 

DivaBoo: wHat vernon? holy, like shit tae you know a lot of people

 

V: duh. Like duh

 

young1: Ok can I leave?

 

V: NO! I need help

 

AgustD: some fuck just ran passed my room yelling, “Where the fuck am I?!” and idky but that made my day

 

Woozi: you heard that too? I thought I was imagining that

 

AgustD: Nah I heard that

 

J-Hope: hey

 

AgustD: JHOOPPPEEE

 

J-Hope: Yoongi, you heard about the rap battle coming up?

 

AgustD: No what about it?

 

V: I found the library

 

V: This will be you’re 5th battle this year right? i wanna join!!!

 

J-Hope: taetae you have to rap

 

V: I know!!

 

AgustD: Hobi stop being nice, Tae no you can’t bc u suck. But Namjoon, JB, Hobi, and Vernon!

 

Rapmonster: Present

 

JB: Yup

 

J-Hope: Yeah?

 

verno: ai

 

AgustD: You should come over, we need to get started on it

 

verno: I mean im free im american, we always free

 

Jisooschrist: Hey- shut up

 

DivaBoo: guyyyyssssss,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

DK: What do you want Boo

 

DivaBoo: MINGYUUUUUUU! I WANT SOME PANCAKES!

 

Giantno: Wonwoo, have you eaten today?

 

wonemo: What is eating when it’s time to study?

 

DivaBoo: Ok fine ignore me for ur bf i get it..

 

J.eonghan: HEy! Eat

 

Mother: not my child, but eat darling

 

JR: Agreeddd

 

Giantno: boo on ur way over, pick up the ones who wanna eat.

 

DivaBoo: How do you know I’m not taking the subway?

 

J-Hope: Boo, you take my car everywhere, even if you can just walk.

 

DivaBoo: u speak no lies

 

J-Hope: When I ever lie tho?

 

DivaBoo: All the time sweetie….

 

AgustD: Namjoon send me the fucking file containing all of ur mother fucking songs I need insiration

 

Chimchim: Yoongi don’t cuss!

 

Jisooschrist: Or ill make u + to the swear jar

 

Jisooschrist: i mean omg cookie and channie are in here. i swear to me

 

Dino: Wait ur allowed to swear?!

 

Giantno: Tae you can join me Seungcheol, Wonwoo, Markson and Jihoon if you wanna rap with us!

 

V: REALLY?!!!

 

V: Ill do my best!

 

wonemo: *Seungcheol, Wonwoo, Markson, Jihoon and I

 

Giantno: sorry

 

Markie: Bboom Bboom by momoland is the only thing keeping me from loosing my shit

 

JR: Mark what’s wrong?

 

JACKSON!!!: Mark dont go rogue

 

Markie: I hate studying, ive been doing it for FOUR MOTHER FUCKING HOURS I AM AT MY LIMIT!

Woozi: same tho. music has me dying

 

THE8: tbh tho that’s ur own fault for taking xtra cred hoonie, i told u not to.

 

RM: black bear be life

 

Mother: tru

 

Mother: my children, i have pancakes, do you want some:?

 

V: si

 

junhi: That sentence makes me wanna cum, may i have some

 

Jisooschrist: HEYYYYY PG!!!

 

Mother: if you want some tell me and start heading over

 

V: omw

 

Mother: tae pick up some pb&j sOMEONE ATE IT ALLL

 

J-Hope: me…

 

BamBam: any u heard closer by Lemaitre?

 

V: omg that song is so good and idk what it’s sayin!!

 

Hoshi: me af tho

 

J.eonghan: There’s our lovely cute sweet alpha

 

Hoshi: ….. What do you need?

 

J.eonghan: who said i wanted anything other then to greet my child?

 

[ Dino has changed J.eonghan’s name to fakemum ]

 

fakemum: THE BETRAYALLLLLL

 

[ fakemum has changed Dino’s name to 전한의 아기 ]

 

전한의 아기: noooooo plz no

 

fakemum: liars need to get punished

 

fakemum: cheolie change my name back

 

SCoups: im so sorry

 

[ SCoups has changed fakemum’s name to Mum ]

 

전한의 아기: uuughhhhhh i am sorry mummmmm

 

Mum: good

 

Mother: i have 4,000 pancakes

 

Giantno: why do u have so many?

 

Mother: my heat is in a week and the kitchen is paying 4 it.

 

RM: he stress cooks.

 

RM: jin you’ll be fine, you’ll have the apartment to yourself and I swear I won’t come home until jimin and jk confirm ur heat is over, we’re bffs i’d nev do that to you

 

Mother: no i’m just sad i won’t get to see my babies

 

BabiKookie: Don’t worry to much, i need the break

 

Mother: :’(

 

RM: you made him cry kookie!

 

Mother: im crying over 4,000 pancakes what is my life?!?!?!

 

BabiKookie: i didn’t mean it mean! I just though mayby you would want a break from me too, i know i get to be to much

 

Mother: Kookie noooooooooo you’re amazing

 

BabiKookie: plz dont lie

 

Yugyeom: jk no u r

 

BabiKookie: jin im on ur stair well

 

BamBam: smooth af

 

BamBam: yugyeom ur name is so lame

 

Yugyeom: I like it….

 

junhi: guys hurry up and get here, i want to eat those pancakes, i wanna cheat on ming 4 them

 

THE8: wow

 

Woozi: yoongi says to save us some, bc the rap battle on friday we need to take every minute getting ready

 

RM: ill be there l8r tonight

 

Woozi: kk

 

Mum: if your grades suffer from this no more staying up late or doing rap battles

 

AgustD: I am a grown ass man

 

Mother: :|

 

AgustD: that is afraid of Kim Seokjin, my grades won’t suffer praise Jesus

 

Jisooschrist: *jisoos

 

verno: stfu josh

 

Jisooschrist: I dedicate my life to my lord and savior Jisoos Christ and this is the thanks I get?!

 

verno: did i fucking as 4 ur crusty ass memes

 

DivaBoo: he uses memes as much as minghao and jun fuck

 

THE8: that’s a lot…..

 

DivaBoo: wanna know what they have in common?

 

verno: i smell a roast

 

DivaBoo: no one wants to hear about either of them

 

DK: seungkwan ur just jelly u haven’t had a fuck in a year

 

verno: damn, that long?!

 

DivaBoo: actually longer im dying someone needs to fuck me rn

 

verno: ok ill do it

 

DivaBoo: omg ahhh DivaBoo.exe has shut down

 

[ DivaBoo Has left the chat ]

[ verno has added DivaBoo to the chat ]

 

DivaBoo: jisoo is it to late for me to become a nun?

 

Jisooschrist: for you? Yes

 

DivaBoo: I’ll have you know I am a virgin.

 

Jisooschrist: doubtful

 

DivaBoo: boi fite me

 

JACKSON!!!: I have the pop corn

 

Markie: Jackson I’m lonely will you pleaseeee come get me i want pancakes so baaddd

 

JACKSON!!!: yeah I was going to get you anyway

 

[ J-Hope has taken a screenshot of the chat. ]

 

J-Hope: I am a slut for yaoi.

 

JACKSON!!!: do i wanna know?

 

AgustD: NO!!

Woozi: NO!

junhi: i fucking love yaoi, speaking of dick sucking, ming wanna come suck mine?

 

THE8: No you said you would cheat on me for pancakes

 

junhi: I didn’t mean it mean it

 

THE8: still hurt

 

junhi: i would never ever think of giving my families name to a pancake

 

THE8: eh?

 

junhi: I asked your parents they’re ok with it… i was gonna take you on a date, but i couldn’t keep it in.

 

THE8: you’re offering to mate me?!!?!?!?

 

junhi: have been since i met u

[ J-Hope has taken a screenshot of the chat ]

 

J-Hope: awwww

 

BabiKookie: do uou bitches want fucking pancakes or not, bc jin isn’t letting us eat until everyone get here’

 

J-Hope: so mean to your hyung!

 

junhi: we’re coming.

 

junhi: and so is minghao


Jisooschrist: you fucking pervert! also jungkook watch your tongue!

 

THE8: that's what i told jun a bit ago

 

Jisooschrist: you know what?!

 

[ Jisooschrist has removed THE8 and junhi from the groupchat ]

 

Jisooschrist: doing the work of christ

 

BabiKookie: Get ur asses over here and stop texting, this omega fucking wants pancakes.