Lost boys group chat
[ V has added- AgustD, Chimchim, Rapmonster, Mother, J-Hope, BabiKookie, J.eonghan, Scoups, Jisooschrist, Woozi, Hoshi, DK, Dino, verno, DivaBoo, junhi, THE8, Giantno, wonemo, JB, JR, Markie, JACKSON!!!, BamBam, young1, Yugyeom ]
[V has named the groupchat; Help ]
V: can someone tell me how to get home??? please???
Jisooschrist: Tae what is this?
Mother: Tae where are you? You can’t just ask where you are w/ no directions.
V: How the hell am I supposed to know?! That’s why im asking u
Mother: KIM TAEHYUNG
junhi: Hey is that jimin?
Chimchim: OMG JUN?! We haven’t talked since freshment year of high school!
junhi: Now we’re freshmen in college, sooo long! So dif too! I got a bf
Chimchim: NO WAY WHOOOOO!!!
V: wait jimin you know jun? an jun do you know minghao
wonemo: I can tell the only reason I’ll talk in this chat is to correct you idiot’s grammar.
Giantno: The only reason?
DivaBoo: lol mingyu rejected
verno: FROM MY MUSIC CLASS?!
DivaBoo: wHat vernon? holy, like shit tae you know a lot of people
V: duh. Like duh
young1: Ok can I leave?
V: NO! I need help
AgustD: some fuck just ran passed my room yelling, “Where the fuck am I?!” and idky but that made my day
Woozi: you heard that too? I thought I was imagining that
AgustD: Nah I heard that
J-Hope: Yoongi, you heard about the rap battle coming up?
AgustD: No what about it?
V: I found the library
V: This will be you’re 5th battle this year right? i wanna join!!!
J-Hope: taetae you have to rap
V: I know!!
AgustD: Hobi stop being nice, Tae no you can’t bc u suck. But Namjoon, JB, Hobi, and Vernon!
AgustD: You should come over, we need to get started on it
verno: I mean im free im american, we always free
Jisooschrist: Hey- shut up
DK: What do you want Boo
DivaBoo: MINGYUUUUUUU! I WANT SOME PANCAKES!
Giantno: Wonwoo, have you eaten today?
wonemo: What is eating when it’s time to study?
DivaBoo: Ok fine ignore me for ur bf i get it..
J.eonghan: HEy! Eat
Mother: not my child, but eat darling
Giantno: boo on ur way over, pick up the ones who wanna eat.
DivaBoo: How do you know I’m not taking the subway?
J-Hope: Boo, you take my car everywhere, even if you can just walk.
DivaBoo: u speak no lies
J-Hope: When I ever lie tho?
DivaBoo: All the time sweetie….
AgustD: Namjoon send me the fucking file containing all of ur mother fucking songs I need insiration
Chimchim: Yoongi don’t cuss!
Jisooschrist: Or ill make u + to the swear jar
Jisooschrist: i mean omg cookie and channie are in here. i swear to me
Dino: Wait ur allowed to swear?!
Giantno: Tae you can join me Seungcheol, Wonwoo, Markson and Jihoon if you wanna rap with us!
V: Ill do my best!
wonemo: *Seungcheol, Wonwoo, Markson, Jihoon and I
Markie: Bboom Bboom by momoland is the only thing keeping me from loosing my shit
JR: Mark what’s wrong?
JACKSON!!!: Mark dont go rogue
Markie: I hate studying, ive been doing it for FOUR MOTHER FUCKING HOURS I AM AT MY LIMIT!
Woozi: same tho. music has me dying
THE8: tbh tho that’s ur own fault for taking xtra cred hoonie, i told u not to.
RM: black bear be life
Mother: my children, i have pancakes, do you want some:?
junhi: That sentence makes me wanna cum, may i have some
Jisooschrist: HEYYYYY PG!!!
Mother: if you want some tell me and start heading over
Mother: tae pick up some pb&j sOMEONE ATE IT ALLL
BamBam: any u heard closer by Lemaitre?
V: omg that song is so good and idk what it’s sayin!!
Hoshi: me af tho
J.eonghan: There’s our lovely cute sweet alpha
Hoshi: ….. What do you need?
J.eonghan: who said i wanted anything other then to greet my child?
[ Dino has changed J.eonghan’s name to fakemum ]
fakemum: THE BETRAYALLLLLL
[ fakemum has changed Dino’s name to 전한의 아기 ]
전한의 아기: noooooo plz no
fakemum: liars need to get punished
fakemum: cheolie change my name back
SCoups: im so sorry
[ SCoups has changed fakemum’s name to Mum ]
전한의 아기: uuughhhhhh i am sorry mummmmm
Mother: i have 4,000 pancakes
Giantno: why do u have so many?
Mother: my heat is in a week and the kitchen is paying 4 it.
RM: he stress cooks.
RM: jin you’ll be fine, you’ll have the apartment to yourself and I swear I won’t come home until jimin and jk confirm ur heat is over, we’re bffs i’d nev do that to you
Mother: no i’m just sad i won’t get to see my babies
BabiKookie: Don’t worry to much, i need the break
RM: you made him cry kookie!
Mother: im crying over 4,000 pancakes what is my life?!?!?!
BabiKookie: i didn’t mean it mean! I just though mayby you would want a break from me too, i know i get to be to much
Mother: Kookie noooooooooo you’re amazing
BabiKookie: plz dont lie
Yugyeom: jk no u r
BabiKookie: jin im on ur stair well
BamBam: smooth af
BamBam: yugyeom ur name is so lame
Yugyeom: I like it….
junhi: guys hurry up and get here, i want to eat those pancakes, i wanna cheat on ming 4 them
Woozi: yoongi says to save us some, bc the rap battle on friday we need to take every minute getting ready
RM: ill be there l8r tonight
Mum: if your grades suffer from this no more staying up late or doing rap battles
AgustD: I am a grown ass man
AgustD: that is afraid of Kim Seokjin, my grades won’t suffer praise Jesus
verno: stfu josh
Jisooschrist: I dedicate my life to my lord and savior Jisoos Christ and this is the thanks I get?!
verno: did i fucking as 4 ur crusty ass memes
DivaBoo: he uses memes as much as minghao and jun fuck
THE8: that’s a lot…..
DivaBoo: wanna know what they have in common?
verno: i smell a roast
DivaBoo: no one wants to hear about either of them
DK: seungkwan ur just jelly u haven’t had a fuck in a year
verno: damn, that long?!
DivaBoo: actually longer im dying someone needs to fuck me rn
verno: ok ill do it
DivaBoo: omg ahhh DivaBoo.exe has shut down
[ DivaBoo Has left the chat ]
[ verno has added DivaBoo to the chat ]
DivaBoo: jisoo is it to late for me to become a nun?
Jisooschrist: for you? Yes
DivaBoo: I’ll have you know I am a virgin.
DivaBoo: boi fite me
JACKSON!!!: I have the pop corn
Markie: Jackson I’m lonely will you pleaseeee come get me i want pancakes so baaddd
JACKSON!!!: yeah I was going to get you anyway
[ J-Hope has taken a screenshot of the chat. ]
J-Hope: I am a slut for yaoi.
JACKSON!!!: do i wanna know?
junhi: i fucking love yaoi, speaking of dick sucking, ming wanna come suck mine?
THE8: No you said you would cheat on me for pancakes
junhi: I didn’t mean it mean it
THE8: still hurt
junhi: i would never ever think of giving my families name to a pancake
junhi: I asked your parents they’re ok with it… i was gonna take you on a date, but i couldn’t keep it in.
THE8: you’re offering to mate me?!!?!?!?
junhi: have been since i met u
[ J-Hope has taken a screenshot of the chat ]
BabiKookie: do uou bitches want fucking pancakes or not, bc jin isn’t letting us eat until everyone get here’
J-Hope: so mean to your hyung!
junhi: we’re coming.
junhi: and so is minghao
Jisooschrist: you fucking pervert! also jungkook watch your tongue!
THE8: that's what i told jun a bit ago
Jisooschrist: you know what?!
[ Jisooschrist has removed THE8 and junhi from the groupchat ]
Jisooschrist: doing the work of christ
BabiKookie: Get ur asses over here and stop texting, this omega fucking wants pancakes.