Chapter 1: The start. What Is Happening.
A new chatroom has been created.
NCT leader : What's happening ?
LEMMERESTPLS : Ho hi lol i think someone created a group chatroom i wonder who is thereeeee
V_V : ARE YOU READY FOR TROUBLE
Chimx13 : MAKE IT DOUBLE
Seagull : ya don't forget me
MulletIsNotOk : Someone said T R O U B L E
LEMMERESTPLS : NOW PUT YA VOICE CHERRY BOMB
Haechan : yo shut ur mouth Mark it's not even the good lyrics
NCT leader : They are all facing puberty sorry sunbaenims
$uho: don't worry, it's the same here
Chanyeol : I JUST READ THAT NONODY DID THE " C H E R R Y B O M B B R E A K S"
OoSooD.o : Isn't that in Ko Ko Bop dumb dumb and dumber.
V_V : DUMB AND DUMBER IS A G00D SONG FIGHT ME HOE
OoSooD.O : ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ....
MulletIsNotOk : TAEEEEEHYUUUUUNG
V_V : BAEKHYUUUUUUUUN
MulletIsNotOk: Where is the hyung l m a o
Sehun : I'm n O t the maknae o m Y
LEMMERESTPLS : Y'ALL BROS LISTEN TO ME. Y'ALL SHOULD EXPLAIN WHYG DA CONV IS HRE
Haechan : At some point that "bro" lost his english lol
Chimx13 : Wtfishappening again
T'esmiens : Bae
PrettyBoi : IS HONEY CHEATING ON ME AGAIN.
PrettyBoi : BAEx2
Seagull : yo bakup hoes that's my bf
T'esmiens : best
Prettyboi : friend
T'esmiens : bro...
Prettyboi : homo tho lol
$uho : Tho that bitch was with Krystal just a week before
Prettyboi : Sm wanted a second "heteroboi" bc ballet and being straight isn't possible for people
Chimx13 : They are k i n d a right
T'esmiens : ikkkrrr
MulletIsNotOk: They did the same with meㅠㅠ I HAD TO GO OUT WITH TAEYEON Y'ALL
Fanny : Wow
Mulletisnotokay : no if that crazy jealous bitch hoe is here
@S<3NE : Yo
MulletIsNotOk : THAT CRAZY BITCH pt2 WANTED TO PUNCH ME BC I HAD A HIGH NOTE WRONG
Marshmallow : bb sucked my dick too much so he got a sore voice
MulletIsNotOk : Mindaddy is exposing me
V_V : THOSE H O E S
NCT leader : There are minors HERE
LEMMERESTPLS : turned 18 bro
Haechan : talked about sucking dick bro
Dobunyoung : My baby don't like it when you come around.
Haechan : or "Baby don't cry" by Jaehyun
OoSooD.o : Isn't that our song.
NiceCvocalTJaehyun : I W A S S H Y
Tail : i'm the one shy here wow
Bunyoung : ur not when it comes to sucking TY's dick
Haechan : Booming system up up t y track t y track
NiceCvocalTJaehyun : TY fucked and was fucked by everyone.
NCT leader : not the dreamies wtf
Marshmallow : I got Mark's ass
NCT leader : Same
MulletIsNotOk : c h e a t i n g
Marshmallow : Baby ur the biggest hoe of this group, u said u was ok, we even had this threesome with Daniel
Seagull : BusanBoyz r tasty r8 ?
Chimx13 : He le a rtn eveethin form me
Seagull : babe r u cryin
Chimx13 : y es im emtionzl
MulletIsNotOk : Bf being gross
NCT leader : gross u should clean it
Dobunyoung : idk if i should feel sad or just laught at our leader
Tail : Taeyong-ah just love cleaning
MulletIsNotOk : boi he isn't alone
Marshmallow : S O M E O N E S A I D C L E A N I N G, i had such a bad time learning to Daniel.
MulletIsNotOk : But boi does he has stamina
V_V : Y'ALL ARE HOES
Seagull : U sucked more dick than i have done my ko ko bop hair
Chanyeol : Yo nice skirt
OoSooD.o : That's ou song pt2 and fuck off Chanyeol.
Chanyeol : Stay the fuck ou of this conversation, I just wanted to sing my line
Daddy : Owh that's a hell long of a conversation
Chen : as long as my
$uho : High note
Sehun : Pants
Chanyeol : not ur hair
Daddy : Dick idk i never saw it lol
NiceCvocalTJaehyun : BTW THE FOREIGN SWAGGERS ARE HERE
LEMMERESTPLS : yo yo
Daddy : Wassup wassup
StopAegyo/Wendy : SOMEONE SAID GOOD ENGLISH PRONUNCIATION
DanceMonster : OH. I'M IN.
JacksonOfABitch : AITE AITE AITE AITE AITE
MulletIsNotOk : GOT ME FEELIN LIKE A PAPILLON
JacksonOfABitch : When did y'all became fluent in english especially u baek
MulletIsNotOk : Idk but ur song is good boi
LEMMERESTPLS : We're high on ko ko candy
OoSooD.o : Why is everyone taking our concept
Chanyeol : Chill
Oohdoosoo : That's what you will be after
Marshmallow : wow not any abuse related to the icey frozey right in front of my salad
MulletIsNotOk : Is the meat ur dick bc sure i'm hungry
V_V : That hoe is my friend
MulletIsNotOk : pretty sure ur masturbating while reading this
Jin : i'm in the same room as him and i can confirm that
Daughter of Satan: Wow gross take a pick and use it as blackmail material
Ouyja : Idk if it will works on that slut i think it will turn in on more than afraid him
MulletIsNotOk: Oh here is one of my side GF
Ouyja : back away ugly hoe
MulletIsNotOk : I A M C RYING
Marshmallow : i'm fucking ur ass tonight
Chimx13 : Can we join ?
MulletIsNotOk : more dicks = more funs
@S<3NE : Pussies are better
Fanny: Wow I agree so much
V_V : Wow i can still feel a bit of saltynessin the air
DanceMonster : Do u mean, saltyness
V_V : SHHHSHSHSHHS
Prettyboi : Is that bc i had to date Krystal, and Krystal is Jessica's sister and also ur
Prettyboi : e
Chenmel : AAAAAAAAAAA H AAAAAAAA EEEEEEH WWWWW
Prettyboi : FUCK OFF KCJXKVOBYC
MulletIsNotOk : FUCKME
Marshmallow : IWILL
V_V : PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME UP
Sehun : DICK ME DICK ME DICK ME UP
Chenmel : DUCK ME DUCK ME DUCK ME UP
NCT leader : y'all are sure ur ok
Chenmel : i had to shout idk why
Haechan : is he being fucked by someone
Sehun : idk but if yes CAN U S H A R E
OoSooD.o : Hornies, singles,
V_V : hoes
Marshmallow : YOUNG
LEMMERESTPLS : FREE
Heechul-noona : more like sexy free and single
Daughter of satan : this grandpa is still alive wow
Yu-Gi-Oh : Yeri is right how can he be alive
Heechul-noona : y'all are like 20 year too young to be considered as Evil Maknaes.
Daughter of Evil : i think a ghost is trying to speak to us but ??? ?
Yu-Gi-Oh : same here
Heechul-noona: at last i kissed more boys than y'all
MulletIsNotOk : I had more dicks than y'all
Seagull : Quantity over Quality
MulletIsNotOk : Hyung's dick is gold shut thefuckup put a dixk in ur mouth
Seagull : i'm doing it right now
Chimx13 : i can send a photo
LemmeRestPLS : GO
Sehun : FOR
Daughter of Evil : not sure we will see it tho
Ouyja : IKR it must be inexsita- how do we write this shit
Chimx13 : u lil shit
Minseok : i feel
Minseok : abandonned/betrayed idk
MulletIsNotOk : Miiinseeoook
MulletIsNotOk : Daaaddy
MulletIsNotOk : Ooops typo i was going to write Xiumin
V_V : Stop lying
V_V : u don't want to choke on dick
Chenmel : Pretty sure he wants it more than anyone here
Sehun : even more than me&Chen
Haechan : Even more than all NCT's members
NCT leader : U ARE STILL UNDERRAGE I DON'T WANT THE FBI TO TAKE AWAY MY BABIES DREAMIES
Haechan : The dreamies needeed dicks
Chimx13 : Imagine if baekhyun was put in the dreamies
Haechan : too loud
MulletIsNotOk : Some dreamies are hot af
Marshamallow : bb are u mentionning Mark ?
LemmeRestPLS : Wow thanks
MulletIsNotOk : I want to fuck Jeno he looks super hot during this last comeback we young
LemmeRestPLS : Wow he has good tastes
NCT leader : NO HE HAS NOT
LemmeRestPLS : We will take care of u hyung don't worry bro
Dobunyoung : I will not wtf
LemmeRestPLS : Who said that u were include
Haechan : i feel a bit betrayed
LemmeRestPLS : u fucked jeno and was fucked by Jeno stop talking shit
Haechan : No proof
Dobunyoung : you kept saying things like " Owh Jeno you looks so good like our leader"
LemmeRestPLS : LOL BRO GOT DICKS
MulletIsNotOk : Jealous boyfriendddsss
Haechan : y'all are deads
LemmeRestPLS : ok cutie
Haechan : Take it take it
LemmeRestPLS : IMCHOKING
MulletIsNotOk : BTS Y'ALL. Even if we act like that me and Minseok-hyung really care for each other
Marshmallow : if u say so
LemmeRestPLS : Xiumin sunbaenim has a kind heart,
LemmeRestPLS : Except when it comes to cleaning
Marshmallow : It's not true !
Dobunyoung : it's the same with TY
NiceCvocalTJaehyun : We all love TY with our heart
V_V : FEELS LIKE A HONEYMOOOON WHOOOOOWHOOOO's
NCT Leader : Oh.
NCT Leader : I suppose it's good
Random-japanese : Look at him acting like a tsundere again
V_V : wow cringee
Random-japanese : it's ok i'm a native don't worry
LemmeRestPLS : I'm cuddling with bro right now, he is half crying half acting all cold
LemmeRestPLS : don't believe in mark y'all
NCT Leader: ❤
MulletIsNotOk : Did Mark stole TY's phone, and TY phone took mark phone as a revenge
$uho : Y'ALL. I HAVE A MORE IMPORTANT NEW.
Chapter 2: Wow ! Muchos comebacks !
Baekhyun changed his username to: Baekcat
Kyungsoo changed his username to : D.oiscute
Chanyeol changed his username to : ChanYOLO
Jongdae changed his username to : Chen-19
Minseok changed his username to : BerretAndIce
Sehun changed his username to : Sehunnie
Kim Taehyung changed his username to : VstanBAP
Jongin changed his username to : ArmsLogo
$uho : DID YALL SAW THE MV OF
ChanYOLO : P
Baekcat : O
DoIsCute : W
Chen-19 : E
Sehunnie : R
$uho : I HAD TO TAKE ALL OF THEIR PHONE TO DO THAT
BerretAndIce : That's why kyungsoo has this cute surname
VStanBAP : I saw it but I ONLY STAN T A L E N T
Baekcat : I THOYGHGT WER Z WERE A FAMILLY
VStanBAP : that's still Suho right lol
$uho : how did that dumb hoe know
D.oiscute : i got back my phone and wtf
VStanBAP : B A P I S S O T A L E N T E D L I K E O M G
BaekCat : Traitor u said that u will stream our bop
VStanBAP : "our" is kpop the true bop is honeymoon
Chimx13 : #TeamWeLike
Seagull : #TeamWeYoung
Chimx13 : i demand a divorce
T'esmien : Can I have chimchim now
Seagull : back the fuck hoe stay glued to ur fuckmate
ArmsLogo : It's soulmate i' m s o
T'esmien : wow don't cry babe
ArmsLogo : i'm not
Chimx13 : i'm not an object. I'm moving with Minseok-hyung
BerretAndIce : ur welcome at any moment
BaekCat : especially when we fuck
V_V : this is getting kinkier and kinkier
ChanYOLO : got my phobe back lol, not without hiding kyungsoo's one
$uho : I'm not saving ur ass this time
ChanYOLO : What is gonna happen seriously lol he is still a baby boy
BaekCat : #PrayForChanyeol2k17
ChanYOLO : Not gonna die without doing so much fanservice with ur non virgin ass that fans think we're married
Baekcat : if it was possible to marry a dick i would prefer marrying Minseok-Hyung's dick than ur ungratful dick
ChanYOLO : WoW I'M CALLING THE F b I
Chen-19 : WHO PLAYED WITH THE DREAMIES AGAIN FOR CALLING THE FBI
BerretandIce : STOP MAJ
$uho : I'm done
Baekcat : who had the balls to do u
$uho : i'm calling smtown
Baekcat : pls no pls
$uho : u need a new gf
Baecat : no pls i will be a good boy
Baekcat : i will be less loud
Baekcat : not smtown pls
Yoongi : better change company
Heechul : that's why us SuJu started to create our own label, like that we will woop woop from sm
Seagull : did yoongi-hyung just
Seagull : talked
VStanBAP : stop acting like that he is more active than u on twt
Youngukk : hi thanks for supporting us
VStanBAP : OMG CANIHAVE AN AUTOGRAPH hat is u r kakao ID I'm CHOK iNG
ChanYOLO : i thought u said
D.oIsCute : No chanyeol
$uho : No
BerretAndIce : No
BaekCat : Chanyeol ye
ChanYOLO : C H O G I W A
VStanBAP : what a flop
BaekCat: IM kfk2ghebeve to kiiil ehekdjrkz yaaa
$uho : Honeymoon doesn't even have 1m of view
VstanBAP : RIGHT IN MY HEART
Seagull : that slut has a heart
BaekCat : I'm cryinihgkavskdb
Yoongi : View don't counts for mesuring how a bop is a bop
VStanBAP : Yoongiii-hyuuuung
VStanBAP : THXS
Yoongi : I wasn't protecting ur ass
Random Japanese : Muchos tsundere
Tail : And now he is talking in spanish
Daddy : pretty sure it's not even a good spanish
Random Japanese : I T W A S
VStanBAP : I'm out of all of this shit bye y'all
VStanBAP : YONGUKK NOTICE ME. OR ANY BAP MEMBERS. I WILL PAY U
Yongukk : Uh ?
Baekcat : that hoe i swear
Hoseok changed his username to : Actualsunshine
Yongukk : wtf someone is actually fan of us
Baekcat : ikr i tought u were dead
Zelo : i' calling the police
Baekcat : I'M CALLING TS
Youngjae : L M A O we are trigerred
Zelo : Bitch i'm not going to lose against him
Zelo : I AM CALING SM TOWN
Baekcat : Suho already did it v:
Zelo : I know the number of ur ex
Baekcat : Which one
Zelo : UR VIRGIN ASS ONLY HAS 1 EX WTF
BerretAndIce : "virgin ass"
Sehunnie : ""virgin ass""
Chen-19 : That hoe is a bottom
Zelo : THERE IS SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO FUCK BAEK HERE
Baekcat : ur the only one virgin
Zelo : who knows ? c:
Yongukk : w h y i s e v e r y o n e l i k e t h a t
Actualsunshine : Oh i forget to talk about u guys to v
Actualsunshine : i didn't know Taehyung was so much of a Baby
Chimx13 : *the fandom ofc
Zelo : Much kinky woah
Japanese Random : M U C H O S
Actualsunshine : BORITOS
Seagull : DESPACITO
Baekcat : Shitty song
BerretAndIce : About being slow for sex
Baekcat : no kinkshame but u know how i like it
Chimx13 : IF IT'S IN THE ASS WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING.
Baekcat : I'm calling the police
Tzuyu : wtf is that convo
Baekcat : OH MY GOD A NEW PERSON
Tzuyu : Who is that guy
Tzuyu : Lemme guess ur bi, loud and depressed
BerretAndIce : Wow she got it from the 1st try
Tzuyu : I'm habitued with those kind of...T H I N G S
Baekcat : SHE IS CALLING ME A THING. DOES SHE EVEN KNOW WHO I AM.
Tzuyu : Hell i know i was just chatting with my members
Moemoe : With us, with us !
Japanese Random : idk who the hell is « moemoe » but i hope ur
Japanese Random : A
Moemoe : I A M N A T I V E
Japanese Random : Even more cringe wow
Moemoe : N I C O N I C O N I
Heechul-noona : Wow cute
Japanese Random : i'm crying sayonara intensifies , i a m d y in g from cringe
Tzuyu : Yeah i'm fucking out of this
Moemoe : NOOO TZUYUUUU
Heechul : Moemoe is soo cute
Zen_And_Certainly_not_drunk_Sana : GO AWYA WHAT THE DUCK
Zen_And_Certainly_not_drunk_Sana : DICK OFF
Zen_And_Certainly_not_drunk : I AM OUT
DanceMonster : Do you mean : Fuck ?"
Baekcat :-( i wonder what is taehyung doing
Taehyung took a pair of cuter, he had to be precise. The album Blue just arrived today and he literally cried when he took "him" to the room he shares with Namjoon, Namjoon who wasn't there probably being busy with the new album. He put the album in his desk and keep staring at him. He was so beautiful. He started to cut precisly the plastic slowly, it was nerf breaking and he wanted to just admire the photobook, see who he got for the photocard, and listen to the bop the album is. He finally cutted the plastic and admired the cover, he took a picture of it, he had to send it to Bogum, he slowly opened the album half closing his eyes he was considering every possibility. Taehyung nearly fainted when he saw the photocard he got, finaly. V got his bias for the first time. He was not emotional. He just wasn't ready. Or was he emotional, he frankly didn't know at this point.
Baekhyun was nudged between Xiumin's legs, his boyfriend was playing with his hair for some hours now. Since Minseok's hair got cut by SM, Baekhyun understood how he felt and letted him tranquilly play. Baekhyun was chatting happily with everyone it was really fun and the members could have a rest without him shouting something dumb. Minseok started to kiss Baekhyun's neck, which got noticed immediatly by the younger. So he continued while baekhyun leaned into his sweet kisses.
" Baekhyun-ah..." started the older.
" Minseok-hyung ?"
" It wasn't you who started this conversation right ?"
" Maybe yes, maybe NO" he shouted happily.
And a voice, who belonged surely to Chen responded "WE DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU TWO FUCKING. AGAIN"
"WE ? " said Baekhyun.
" THE OTHER MEMBERS " Said Chen without breaking the activities of the couple by inviting himself in the room.
Minseok is connected.
BerretAndIce: We still don't know who the fuck started this conversation.
Wow, i don't if anyone is reading this but.
I don't know when i will update the next chapters.
Thanks for the support.
Muchos love <3
Chapter 4: Filler ; Does NCT members really love Taeyong ?
This chapter is not following the "frame" of the 3rd chapter.
Lee Taeyong cleared every username.
Taeyong : Y'all
Haechan : Owhh handsome
Yuta : So talented
Jaehyun : Can I be ur 1st fan
Johnny : so sexy
Ten : so hot
Mark : SO WHAT WE HOT WE YOUNG
Doyoung : wtf is happening why is everyone so in love with TY
Taeyong : i was just going to ask them what they wanted to eat tonight
Yuta : ur a s s
Haechan : +1
Jaehyun : Wow so direct
Johnny : I must agree lmao
Taeil : Oh my god
Taeyong : Why is everyone like that
Jeno : bc everyone loves u
Taeyong : MY BABY
Haechan : Oh TY is crying
Haechan : Aigoo even when crying he is handsome
Baekhyun : Something kinda strange happens to me
Yeri : Wow stop killing our song it was not made for basical vocalist with shitty voice
Baekhyun : ;-;
Zelo : THAT GIRL IS SO SAVAGE
Taeyeon : it's my education
Baekhyun : back the fuck i'm not alone anymore :c
Minseok : I have things to do baekhyun
Baekhyun : I AM SLEEPING WITH CHANYEOL THIS NIGHT
Minseok : ok
Baekhyun : ehh not funny. Chanyeol dick is impossible to see
Sunny : Poor little thing
Chanyeol : SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR I AM
Mark : V isn't here so. Y'all b e t t e r check GOOD THING. From N c t I l i C h I L
Tiffany : ohh Sunny ur here
Sunny : yeah idk why
Yoona : I AM ALSO HERE
Sunny : yeahhhhh
Tiffany : look at at these kids
V is connected.
Jungkook : '-'
Jimin : '-'
Baekhyun : -.-/
Baekhyun : ._./
Baekhyun : '-'/ ☆
Baekhyun : ^-^/ ☆
V : ☆ \v_v
V : ☆\V^V
Jimin : w t f
Mark : ❤ me to Donghyuck
Haechan : wow back the fuck i'm loyal to Jeno
Haechan : and to other handsome members
Haechan : Yuta-hyung, Taeyong-hyung
Chen : couples drama
Sehun : where is the popcorn
Chanyeol : DON'T FORGET ME
Zelo : I'M IN WOW
Jungkook : wtf who is Zelo
V : my soulmate back the fuck "golden" maknae
Taeyong : Poor thing
Taeyong : You can come with us
Jungkook : no thanks sm is shitty lol
Wendy : Even SM's water taste bad
Yeri : SM's water taste like bad water and bad promotion
Jaemin : WOw I AGrEE
Taeyong : MY BABY IS ALIVE
Doyoung : the fuck TY u are sleeping with me this night
Jaemin : i wasn't trying to stole hyung :c
Taeyong : I love you doyoung
Doyoung : Tskkk
Doyoung : i love u too
Taeyong : ❤
Yuta : i'm going to give attention to cutie winwin
Winwin : sorry if i don't talk too much my korean is bad
Yuta : CUTE I'M CHOKING
Jaehyun : MUST PROTECT
Taeyong : AGREE AGREE
Hoseok : Out of subject but.
Hoseok : Wow ikon is really talented
V : I K R
V : but i prefer Bap
Hoseok : they dance well
Kai : "well"
Hoseok : go back to sleep
Hoseok : Lemme cry about how bling bling is a bop
Hoseok : wow i slowly start to act like Taehyung
V : i'm happy v.v
Kai : ;-;
Taemin : *patpat*
Baekhyun : are they roleplaying
Baekhyun : * touch minseok's dick*
Baekhyun : oops wanted to type hair
Minseok : ur not getting anything tonight
Chen : Wow so bitter
Jackson : did y'all knew that dick in french is "bite"
Sehun : tho not a good idea to bite a duck
Sehun : i mean dick
Suho : "duck" i'm crying
Sehun : ANGRY REACT ONLY
Baekhyun : boi we're not on fb
Chanyeol : ANGRY REACT INTENSIFIES
Baekhyun : wow
Baekhyun : how can people ship us
Baekhyun : that's the real question
Baekhyun : Y'ALL HAVE LIKE 4 HOURS FOR IT.
Chapter 5: What happens if you don't turn your notifications off.
So, who got Taehyung ?
Doyoung goes into Taeyong's room.
YO HOES WHO IS BACK WITH A NEW CHAPTER.
Idk, what to say, again, i updated the surname. So check them out.
Stream DNA, Power, Honeymoon and We Young :c
Taehyung observed the beauty of Zelo's photocard. Seriously he had to protect that photocard, he was even maybe going to try to ask the members to sign it. But will they notice him ? Taehyung didn't know for sure. But he had a lot of hopes and a strong wallet. Taehyung was going to close the album to go search for a protection film, when he noticed that something was unusual with his album.
Today it was Doyoung's turn to sleep with Taeyong and he was quite excited and nervous about it. Even if it seemed like he hated him, all of this was just because they were really close "friends". He would never try to hurt the feelings of the leader because he already had so much problems, and it was so hurtful.
He knocked at the door of Taeyong's room and waited, the leader shouted right away "It's open" and as he said he opened the door. He walked a few steps and was welcomed with a excellent view. Taeyong was bare faced his sweet pink hair were a bit messy, his bangs were stuck in his forehead he must have washed himself before and, oh, he was just so beautiful.
- "Doyoung-ah don't stay beside the door !"
Doyoung walked silently listening to his hyung and sat in the bed.
- "Aigoo my Doyoungie~"
Taeyong sat on his laps and Doyoung sweared he was blushing a bit by the sudden move, he put is arms on the older waist and letted his head rest on Taeyong's shoulder, he had such a protective presence that he felt a peace just being like that. They didn't move for a moment. Taeyong was caressing lovingly Doyoung's back, but stopped when Doyoung started to mumble something and bursted into tears. Taeyong turned to face Doyoung a bit surprised by the younger's sudden action.
" Hyung, I'm so sorry" said Doyoung not without tiny pauses between his quiet sobs
Taeyong held Doyong's head between his hand and obligated him to look directly at his eyes.
" Why are you apologizing ?"
" I am afraid that I was maybe a bit mean today again"
Taeyong deposed a kiss in his forehead and pinched his cheeks.
"Aigooo what happened to my Doyoung !"
" Hyung" he whinned " It hurts"
" I want to have my Doyoung's back"
The older started to kiss him while following a path from his month and gradually lowered his kisses and stopped to his neck to tickles him. He smiled a bit because he saw a little smile creep into Doyoung's face so he threw him off the bed and sat on him to prevent him from moving. He opened the 3 first buttons of this shirt and pulled back his hair he knew he had effects on everyone and lowkey enjoyed it. Doyoung started to grab his hips pressing them against him, Taeyong was really so much for him.
" I missed you baby" moaned softly Taeyong.
"Oh shit" mumbled Doyoung "Hyung..."
" We're going to play all night long~"
V is now connected.
VStanBAP : Y'ALL I GOT ZELO'S CARD
TY_Occupied : wow
Ty_Occupied : I forget to turn off the notif
Japanese hentai : Wow wonder what is happening ohohoh
Baeky: there are some peope who can get fucked and text i'm crying y'all are too soft
VStanBAP: Hoe '-'
Minseok : wow i feel like the " '-' " is overused by someone
FluffyBlueHair : THAT'S WHAT WE CALL
Kyungsoo : I- IF YOU DO A JOKE ABOUT OVERDOSE I AM LEAVING
FluffyBlueHair : U did it urself :^)
Baeky : Chanyeol : 1
Baeky : D.O : 0
Baeky : and Xiumin : the 12 of my 10
Minseok : Cheesy
Baeky : ❤
BeYoungDoTy : wow who changed my username iam
TY_Occupied : neither didn't noticed mine
Baeky : WOW HOW WAS THE SEX
TY_Occupied : wtf i'm doing nothing in a house where there are childs
ßuho : IF BAEKHYUN COULD LISTEN TO U
ßuho : SEHUN BECAME LIKE THAT BC OF HIM
Baeky : What loud ? A meme lord ? Evil maknae ?
ßuho : ADDICTED TO DICKS
Baeky : Aaah this
Baeky : DUNNO WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT.
Zelo : That hoe has a lot to say
Bobby : IKR
Zelo : the fuck is that person
Pied_Pipper_Nose : I AM CRYING
Pied_Pipper_Nose : CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH
VstanBAP : oh my
VstanBAP : ZELO-OPPA
Zelo : lol cringe yes ?
VstanBAP : IAMCRYINGHENOTICEDME
WinLose : Y'all
Japanese Hentai : CUTIE
WinLose : Yuta what does "hentai" means ?
Ty_Occupied : DON'SEARCHITONGOOGLE
FashionEvaluation : OH MY GOD
Mark : IS HE GOING TO SEARCH WHAT IT MEANS
FashionEvaluation : that's why only a few people can sing whiplash
JaeyongIsAGoodShip : EXACTLY
BeYoungDoTY : JAEHYUN CHANGE UR USERNAME
JaeyongIsAGoodShip : :c
Ty_Occupied : Jealous bunny
Ty_Occupied : i'm ur tonight don't worry
Baeky : AND HE SAID NO SEX
Ty_Occupied : we can cuddle
StopJisung2k17 : while HE whipes u to wake up ㄴㅁㄴ
VstanBAP : Oppaaa
Zelo : o m g
Zelo : say it a g a i n
VstanBAP : >||||||<
Taeil : Wow
Taeil : The new nct subunit
EyebrowsAreSeagulls : THEY BETTER BE JOKING ABOUT PUTTING ME IN
Ty_Occupied : i want to fight sm
Ty_Occupied : but i'm weak
Jeno : so fake
Jeno : stop lying
Jeno : why is ㅋㅋmy dad like that
ßuho : if we fight smtown
ßuho : MAYBE SEHUN WILL GET MORE LINES
Sehunnie : :v less line =more true fan
Sehunnie : 'am not like baek full of fake stan
Ty_Occupied : ;-; sorry jeno i failed
BeYoungDoTy : wtf his pride just
Tail : disappeared indeed.
Baeky : how the fuck said i had fake stan
Baeky : FIGHT ME HOE
Chapter 6: DNA is such a bop approved by Baekhyun.
DNA, is a bop. And Baekhyun can't stand a bop.
Don't forget if you are confused with the surname the list is here : https://jpst.it/14F2W
OldDadOfDNA : YA
BaekStanBTS : DID U SEE MY BAG DID U SEE MY BAG
ChADN : *korean*
SehumASong : HOW U THINK BOUT THAT HOW U THINK BOUT THAT
OldDadOfDNA : I LIKE THAT
Silverery : YA
OldDadOfDNA : Y A
ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : y a
SerendipityIsAJikookSong : Why are they like that
BaekStanBTS : THIS ALBUM IS A FLOP POWER WHO
O.DdAndTired : I hope u will be fired
Suho : i'm calling sm town
BaekStanBTS : M I N S E O K B A B E S A V E M E
Silvery : SAVE ME IS A HELLAH GOOD SONG
Mint-bluey-Suga : J-HÔOOOOOOOÔOOÔOOOÔOOÔOOOOOOOOOPE
UrHopeIsAnOrange : ^-^
BaekStanBTS : imagine if each time someone did the thing to me i had to be loud
Mint-Bluey-Suga : I'm just letting my inner enthusiastic Hobi stan exprime himself in a innocent way
BaekStanBTS : THEY ALL SAY THAT :v
Mint-Bluey-Suga : "they" where the fuck are the other hobi stan
OldDadOfDNA : U THOUGHT U WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THIS WORLD FHSYKCZJLNC
Silvery : wow jin-hyung became all red while writting this furiously
OldDafOfDNA : TKFKFKCUG LCUFFUCJXFFTX5
IgotLines : Wow they are always ungratful toward the older of the group
Tail : ikr, always...
OldDadOfDNA : sleeping .on. us
Yongukk : it depends
Zelo : the old is talking
Bobby : u respect nothing
Zelo : L O L
Silvery : ;^; Zelo
Zelo : ... V right ?
Silvery : IUFVHITUVUITGHVIUGHVUIGHVIU
Zelo : wtf
UrAngelIsAnOrange : ; - ; b o b b y
SerendipityIsAJikookSong : Wow people are actually enjoying this Comeback.
SerendipityIsAJikookSong : I think that people may be enjoying serendipity
ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : jiminie's song are always the best
Silvery : BAP > Jimin
ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : return sucking the dicks of zelo we don't need u
SerendipityIsAJikookSong : Baaabyyyyy excuse yourself
ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : tsk. Choke on a dick Taetae
Silvery : v: i will choke on a good dick
BaekStanBTS : THAT WAS MY LINE
Silvery : After all i'm not sucking a small chilly pepper
BaekStanBTS : do u think we should compare the size of sehun and jimin's dick ?
ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : I hope u will never get ever fucked by anyone Baekhyun
ThereIsNoneVkookInDNA : I hope u will never win any game Taehyung
SerendipityIsAJikookSong : At last I have the boyfriend with the most muscles
BaekStanBTS : MINSEOK-HYUNG ITUIUIUFNRN IUVVNEI
ChADN : MIC MIC BUNGEE
BaekStanBTS : MIC MIC BUNGEE
ChADN : MIANHAE EOMMA
SerendipityIsAJikookSong : I love u jk
ThereIsNoneVkookInDN : they stopped fighting quickly wow
Jeno set his username to ImissJaemin
Taeyong set his username to TyWantsHansolToDebut
Winwin set his username to WhereIsKun
UrAngelIsAnOrange : ;- ;
UrAngelIsAnOrange : Tae has a lot of chance, BAP noticed him ;-;
ChADN : BTW
ChADN : was it better than my chogiwa or my yo nice skirt
O.DdAndTired : Way better
ChADN : thx
O.DdAndTired : I was trying to say that ur lines were shitty
Suho : WHATDIDUSAID
O.DdAndTired : Oh no. He is here.
Silvery : Is Kyungsoo always like that ?
MomoGotUrGirl : He sounds like a tsundere
ArigatoMan : TY is the only tsundere we need
TaeyongWantsHansolToDebut : I don't see why
ArigatoMan : See
MomoGotUrGirl : He is like a real manhwa character
TzuYoStop : Annoying.
Jaehyun : TAEIL DID THE " ..."
ArigatoMan : :o oh no
Taeyeomie : Ty isn't annoying.
Daniel : EEEEHHHH A FIGHT???!!!
IgotLines : oml
Daniel : HELLO EVERYONE KFGDFCF I FINISHED MY SCHEDULE
Kai : MY FAN
IgotLines : MY BRO
SerendipityIsAJikookSong : MY FRIEND
5HINEE-Taemin : SOMEONE I USED TO KNOW
Jonghyun : no taemin this joke isn't funny anymore
Minho : go back jdudhdjdjdydydu to sleep maknae jxychvuvug ur jokes are really bad like he said cjcjcuc
Daniel : : o
5HINEE-Taemin : so loud
Kai : baby
5HINEE-Taemin : sorry i had a lot of work
SehumASong : I feel alone, idk can anyone fuck me really good
Daniel set his username to IMissJelly.
Xiumin :Oh it's true u can't eat them anymore
IMissJelly : I cried a bit
Seongwu : U ate too much of them
IMissJelly : NOT U TOO ONGIE
Seongwu : I need to be honest
IMissJelly : ; - ;
IMissJelly : Is this the end of ongniel ? ;w;
Seongwu set his username to Ongniel is Science
Ongniel is Science : NO UGGKVFUF
IMissJelly : :)
SerendipityIsAJikookSong : He is so innocent i'm choking
IMissJaemin : Oh
TyWantsHansolToDebut : Ah
WhereIsKun : Eh
IMissJaemin : Dad ur embarassing
TyWantsHansolToDebut : My baby-
Haechan : Touché coulé
TyWantsJaemin : He prefers Jaehyun idc
IMissJaemin : He is crying
BaekStanBTS : I HAVE STRONG FLASHBACK
Haechan : Taeyong is good at crying
Haechan : but there is a thing nobody can beat ty
Haechan : and it's
Haechan : hoe u thought i was going to say it this easy
TyWantsHansolToDebut : "hoe" MARK WHY DID U TAUGHT THE BABY A BAD WORD
Chapter 7: Chuseok pt1
It's finaly Chuseok for our dear idols but what happened to them during this sweet sweet vacation of their.
The NCT members had left to go to their hometown. Renjun, Chenle and Winwin were going back to china to rest and spend their vacation with their family, while Yuta was going home in Osaka. Everyone was going to their hometown except Johnny and Mark. Because the US were really far they decided to stay. Taeyong was a bit preoccupied by the leak of chance for them to go home. How could Mark not miss home he was so young. And did Johnny never felt homesick? Taeyong was born in Seoul and lived in Seoul for 23 years, but even he sometime felt like suffocating. Jeno was also here with them as well as Jaehyun, everyone else had left and it seemed so empty right now.
" Mark, Johnny what about we stay together at my home for this time ?" asked Taeyong.
Everyone smiled at the question their leader, he really acted a bit too much sometime, but they didn't minded it and they all nodded. Taeyong stood up and started packing everything for them to go, he bring with him some extra frebreze he was going to need them as the members were not as tidy as he was. Jaehyun gave him a hand to handle the luguages. And just like that they were already walking the busy streets of Seoul not without hiding with a mask and a cap. It wasn't really discreet indeed, but what can they do more.
Jeno took a look at the situation just behind his eyes, Taeyong was really handsome, when wasn't he ? But today he had an extra glow up, maybe it was because today was a day off and Taeyong didn't had to act like the strong leader of the team always calm and serious. He was curled in a ball playing with his dog, Ruby he was mumbling things like "cutie, I love you, good girl" while Mark and Johnny were chatting in full english, why were they better in english at those time rather then in front of the camera always doing remarks like, oh my god, look at this, althrought, Jeno didn't understood what it really meant he was sure that it wasn't really important. Jeno took his phone and started to talk to Jaemin, he really started to miss him, acting like the Dream team was just the 6 of them without Jaemin was hard, especially since the membes pointed him as the "no jam" member, he was kind of not good at the sence of humor the members had.
Winko : Oh
Winko : i missed china
Winko : I'm with ChenLe and Renjunie
Osaka Prince : WOW. I MISS U ALREADY !!
IAteWell : Where did y'all go for Chuseok ?
XiuminIsGood : WE ARE IN JEJU ON A DATE ME AND MINSEOK-HYUNG
MochiSongpyeon: I'm with kookie, i think that i saw Danielie when i was outside
Dongs : Ty stayed with Mark&Johnny
Minseok : WOW U SAW DANIEL
MochiSongpyeon : YES YES.
T☆yong : ...
MarkTrade : don't worry bro we are ok staying here
JohnSeo : I kinda miss Chigaco but watching ty getting all emotionqydjsyhw is kinda... hot ?
NineEleven : Very hot ~
Osaka Prince : T E N
IAteWell : ELEVEN
Moon Prince : T E N N I E
NineEleven : HEY GUYS !!
Minseok : lol Jungkook
XiuminIsGood : SMTOWN GAVE U BACK UR PHONE
Jeffrey : wow such a shook;;????
MarkTrade : yeah wow were u with jaemin
EyeSmile : MY HUBAND
Ten : nope
XiuminIsGood : I also didn't saw Jaemin for a long time now
Moon Prince : aren't u like... 17
EyeSmile : age is just a number
Jeffrey : SO IS THE FBI
Osaka : yoonoh start to act like taeyongie
Jeffrey : it's bc i luv him
Dongs : WHY ARE U LIKE THAT
Jeffrey : return to ur hetero mv,star blossom
Dongs : oh
Donghyuck : Touché coulé
Dongs : Is hyung still mad at me
Marktrade : He said that he is not mad and that ur voice wa rlly bad and why would he be jaelous for someone like u
Marktrade : he said that he enjoy more kissing jaehyun then u
Marktrade : wow bro
Dongs : He can fuck off then
Dongs : never liked him
Dongs : i hope he enjoys his chuseok
MochiSeungpyeon : are they
XiuminIsGood : breaking up ?
Winkos : :(
Winkos : I don't want Doyoung-hyung or Taeyong-hyung to not be happy
OsakaPrince : me neither me neither
PrinceMoon : yeah... it's bad for our team
OsakaPrince : hyung is so cool
PrinceMoon : thanks yuta !
OsakaPrince : EVERYTHING FOR BABE
PrinceMoon : I really don't deserve all of you
Winkos : it's wrong hyung !!
Dongs : yes we all love u
Dongs : ... ty i luv u 2...
Dongs : i'm deleting the message
T☆yong : <3
PrinceMoon : oh y'all. THEN CAN WINWIN STOP PLAYING SO MUCH
Winkos : i don't understand korean
Bobby : do y'all know that we are talking in english since... the start
HopeOnTheStreet : B O B B Y
HopeOnTheStreet : the start ? English ?
HopeOnTheStreet : pretty sure it's in korean
Dongs : I'm learning english
Winkos : i'm learning korean wow y'all should slow down