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Alphys stared at what had come out of the vending machine down in the true lab. It truly was an unexpected item, one that caused a bright blush to appear on her mustard colored scales and thoughts to race through her mind.

It was a condom. A freakin’ human condom .

"I coulda sworn I only put mineral and vinegar popato chisps in this!"

She looked at the tiny packet for a while longer, before quickly tossing it into the trash can next to the machine.

After all, it was completely useless for her and Undyne.