[Podfic] The Not-Valentine's Itty-Bitty Podfic Anthology 3

by fire_juggler

Summary:

An Anthology of 29 podficlets in celebration that we are halfway through Feburary.

The longest is about 7 minutes, the shortest runs about 2 minutes. There are 25 fandoms ranging from the giant (*waves to Avengers and Harry Potter*) to the teeny tiny (*pets Hamlet and Big Eden*). As always (because I know that not everyone loves listening to anthologies as much as I do), you can download it as an anthology (either a chaptered audiobook or an mp3 album), or each podficlet can be downloaded as a stand-alone podfic. Really, whatever suits your fancy.

Content Notes: There is a pretty wide range of fics in here that might not suit everyone. I didn't put all the tags up above, but you can view all the tagging and content notes for each individual podficlet in the body of the text.

Links: This was a ton of coding. The likelihood that all my links are going where I think they are going is slim to none. If you find a broken/misdirected link, just let me know. Thanks! ♥

Notes:

• Inspired by Given, Not Stolen by slightlytookish.
• Inspired by [Restricted Work] by ardyforshort. Log in to view.
• Inspired by Cobblestones and Vaudeville by carolinecrane.
• Inspired by Sunrise with single rower by Kabal42.
• Inspired by In My Dreams by 1farmer_girl.
• Inspired by [Restricted Work] by anenko. Log in to view.
• Inspired by Neither Nor by bessemerprocess.
• Inspired by Coil by Northlight (anenko).
• Inspired by Twitch and Repose by Callisto.
• Inspired by Only the Trees Will Whisper in the Dark by catwalksalone.
• Inspired by In His Eyes by dreamsofspike.
• Inspired by Paths of the Making by donutsweeper.
• Inspired by Powers of Persuasion by Dunderklumpen.
• Inspired by The Withering of the Boughs by egelantier.
• Inspired by Three Pounds by hardboiledbaby.
• Inspired by Hands On by codswallop.
• Inspired by Caring by icarus_chained.
• Inspired by Don't by Merfilly.
• Inspired by Quid Pro Quo by misura.
• Inspired by what thou lovest well remains by mswyrr.
• Inspired by Hands by S_S_Long.
• Inspired by Worthiness by paynesgrey.
• Inspired by Making You by storiesfortravellers.
• Inspired by Float On by foxxcub.
• Inspired by [Restricted Work] by MilkSluice. Log in to view.
• Inspired by The Compaynys of Beestys and Fowlys by uniquepov.
• Inspired by Take The Floor by veronamay.

Is this really the 3rd year? Gosh, time flies. So… HAPPY 14TH OF FEBRUARY!!! I'm not a big celebrater of Valentine's Day, but if ever a month called for a celebration that it was half over, it's February (though maybe not so much in the southern hemisphere). Where I am, February is the month that needs a little extra sun, a little shot of loveliness.

So I do this.

I love making this anthology. I love dabbling in so many fandoms. I love getting to wallow around with tiny!fic, which I think are amazing (I don't actually do concise very well, so I'm in awe of people who do). I love that I get to take on new characters, some of which go better than others. This anthology is one thing that I always record with joy and a complete lack of anxiety. Some stories go better than others, and for this one time a year, I don't worry overly about the things that went awry. I record for the fun of recording because February calls for a little sparkle. And if any of these short podfics spread a little joy to others, so much the better.

Many, many giant thanks to all the authors included in this anthology, all of whom have given blanket permission to record podfic. They are all amazing and deserve all the love! ♥

Cover Art created by fire_juggler.

Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here** Length: 02:08:39 Downloads: MP3 | Size: 132.6 MB M4B | Size: 71.8 MB

Individual Summaries, Downloads, and Streaming

Once Upon A Time | Aurora/Mulan

Title: Given, Not Stolen Author: slightlytookish Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:06:00 Rating: General Audiences Summary: Aurora had her heart stolen once, but this time she's ready to give it away. Content Notes & Tags: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Friendship, Friends to Lovers Downloads: MP3 | Size: 6.1 MB M4B | Size: 3.6 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Hamlet | Hamlet/Horatio

Title: From Heart to Limb to Pen Author: Lexigent Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:03:09 Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: Horatio's had enough time to learn that, if he wants Hamlet to take an interest in things he considers important, he has to mix business with pleasure. Content Notes & Tags: Writing on Skin Downloads: MP3 | Size: 3.2 MB M4B | Size: 1.9 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Newsies | David Jacobs/Jack Kelly

Title: Cobblestones and Vaudeville Author: carolinecrane Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:04:45 Rating: General Audiences Summary: None Content Notes & Tags: None Downloads: MP3 | Size: 4.9 MB M4B | Size: 3 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Lewis | James Hathaway/Robert Lewis

Title: Sunrise with Single Rower Author: kabal42 Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:03:59 Rating: General Audiences Summary: Some mornings Lewis watches Hathaway row. Content Notes & Tags: Introspection, Rowing Downloads: MP3 | Size: 4.3 MB M4B | Size: 2.9 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Harry Potter | Luna Lovegood

Title: Her Weapon of Choice Author: Gamma_Orionis Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:03:18 Rating: General Audiences Summary: As long as Luna tries to act like the other students, they have something to use against her. Content Notes & Tags: Bullying Downloads: MP3 | Size: 3.5 MB M4B | Size: 2.3 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Hawaii Five-0 | Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams

Title: In My Dreams Author: 1farmer_girl Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:05:05 Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: Clearly, Danny's subconscious is out to get him. Content Notes & Tags: Wet Dream Downloads: MP3 | Size: 5.2 MB M4B | Size: 3.2 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Warehouse 13 | Claudia Donovan/Leena

Title: Trust Building Exercise Author: anenko Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:04:45 Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: "Look," Claudia says, "I know things haven't been right between us for a while, and maybe that's not all your fault." Content Notes & Tags: Porn Battle Downloads: MP3 | Size: 4.9 MB M4B | Size: 3 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Divergent Series | Four/Tris

Title: Neither Nor Author: bessemerprocess Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:03:07 Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: They are neither Dauntless nor Abnegation now. Content Notes & Tags: Porn Battle, Outdoor Sex Downloads: MP3 | Size: 3.4 MB M4B | Size: 2.3 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Dark Angel | Tinga (X5-656)

Title: Coil Author: Northlight Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:05:09 Rating: General Audiences Summary: None Content Notes & Tags: Early Fandom Downloads: MP3 | Size: 5.2 MB M4B | Size: 3 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Starsky & Hutch | David Starsky, Ken Hutchinson

Title: Twitch and Repose Author: Callisto Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:04:31 Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: Then Gunther took the pantomime away again and Hutch had to get used to a whole new way of sleeping for both of them. For his part, he learned to snatch it. On plastic, on benches, under strip lights, next to machines and without a pillow of any kind. And he learned to do it instantly and with a combat soldier’s ease. Content Notes & Tags: Episode Related Downloads: MP3 | Size: 4.6 MB M4B | Size: 2.9 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Big Eden | Pike Dexter/Henry Hart

Title: Only the Trees will Whisper in the Dark Author: catwalksalone Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:06:42 Rating: Explicit Summary: Pike isn't to be rushed. He is the mountains and the stars and the trees in the forest. He has his own time. Content Notes & Tags: Plot What Plot, Post-Canon Downloads: MP3 | Size: 6.7 MB M4B | Size: 3.9 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Grimm | Nick Burkhardt/Monroe

Title: In His Eyes Author: dreamsofspike Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:05:11 Rating: General Audiences Summary: Nick begins to wonder just why so many Wesen are so scared of him... so he asks. Content Notes & Tags: None Downloads: MP3 | Size: 5.3 MB M4B | Size: 3.2 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Arrow (HDM Fusion) | Oliver Queen

Title: Paths of the Making Author: donutsweeper Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:07:03 Rating: General Audiences Summary: Oliver returned from the island a changed man with a changed daemon Content Notes & Tags: Daemons, Alternate Universe - Daemons, Resettled Daemons, Introspection Downloads: MP3 | Size: 7.2 MB M4B | Size: 4.3 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Shelter | Shaun/Zach

Title: Powers of Persuasion Author: dunderklumpen Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:03:34 Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: Shaun persuades Zach:) Content Notes & Tags: None Downloads: MP3 | Size: 3.7 MB M4B | Size: 2.3 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Sleep Hollow (TV) | Jenny Mills

Title: The Withering of the Boughs Author: egelantier Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:03:51 Rating: Not Rated Summary: She is an enraged prophet, a furious Cassandra, and now it doesn't matter to her whether or not somebody's listening. She just needs to be able to say, when the time comes, yes I did what I could, and yes I screamed until my throat bled, and yes nobody believed me but I tried anyway. Content Notes & Tags: Character Study Downloads: MP3 | Size: 3.9 MB M4B | Size: 2.3 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Alias Smith and Jones | Kid Curry

Title: Three Pounds Author: hardboiledbaby Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:02:31 Rating: General Audiences Summary: Kid will do what he has to. Content Notes & Tags: None Downloads: MP3 | Size: 2.7 MB M4B | Size: 1.8 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Lewis | James Hathaway/Robert Lewis

Title: Hands on Author: thirdbird Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:06:38 Rating: Explicit Summary: He wasn’t sure when he’d first looked down at Hathaway offering him a coffee cup and thought, lovely. Content Notes & Tags: Hand Kink, Masturbation, Sexual Fantasy, Body Part Kinks Downloads: MP3 | Size: 6.6 MB M4B | Size: 3.6 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Dresden Files | Harry Dresden/Johnny Marcone

Title: Caring Author: icarus_chained Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:06:03 Rating: General Audiences Summary: Harry has a bad day. And then Gentleman John knocks on his door Content Notes & Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Grumpy Harry, Caring John, Harry has a lot of bad days Downloads: MP3 | Size: 6.1 MB M4B | Size: 3.5 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Rizzoli & Isles | Maura Isles/Jane Rizzoli

Title: Don't Author: Merfilly Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:03:59 Rating: General Audiences Summary: Jane wakes up...Maura's there. Content Notes & Tags: Episode Tag Downloads: MP3 | Size: 4.1 MB M4B | Size: 2.5 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Haven | Duke Crocker/Nathan Wournos

Title: Quid Pro Quo Author: misura Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:03:33 Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: On occasion, Duke worried he'd get used to mornings like this one. Content Notes & Tags: Fluff, Morning After, Banter Downloads: MP3 | Size: 3.9 MB M4B | Size: 2.8 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Elementary | Joan Watson, Sherlock Holmes

Title: What Thou Lovest Well Remains Author: mswyrr Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:05:07 Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: I ship Joan/medicine and so does Sherlock. Content Notes & Tags: None Downloads: MP3 | Size: 5.1 MB M4B | Size: 2.8 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Star Trek (Reboot) | James Kirk/Leonard McCoy

Title: Hands Author: Ich_Komm_Wieder Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:05:23 Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: Jim is fascinated by Leonard’s hands Content Notes & Tags: Hand Kink Downloads: MP3 | Size: 5.4 MB M4B | Size: 3.1 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Grimm | Rosalee Calvert/Monroe

Title: Worthiness Author: paynesgrey Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:06:10 Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: Sometimes he thinks he isn't worthy of her. Content Notes & Tags: None Downloads: MP3 | Size: 6.2 MB M4B | Size: 3.5 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Almost Human | Dorian/John Kennex

Title: Irregular Author: Saucery Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:06:33 Rating: Mature Summary: The thing is, Dorian has trouble regulating his emotions. Content Notes & Tags: Character Study, Desire, Angst, Drama, Introspection, Artificial Intelligence, Robots, Robot Sex, Robot Feels, Androids, Ficlet, Short, Possessive Behavior, Jealousy, Wall Sex, Non-Explicit Sex, First Time, Loss of Virginity Downloads: MP3 | Size: 6.6 MB M4B | Size: 3.9 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Dark Angel | Logan Cale/Alec McDowell

Title: Making You Author: storiesfortravellers Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:04:56 Rating: Mature Summary: Alec wonders about why he isn't quite as beautiful as Max. Logan shows his disagreement with both actions and words. Content Notes & Tags: Romance, Insecurity Downloads: MP3 | Size: 5.2 MB M4B | Size: 3.5 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Avengers | Clint Barton/Phil Coulson

Title: Float On Author: foxcubb Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:07:40 Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: lint hadn’t hidden off in an air duct with a bottle of something cheap and brutal. Instead, he’d ended up picking a lock to a door he knew well and curling up on a couch he’d probably never see after tonight. He hadn’t even known what he’d say when Phil came home. Content Notes & Tags: Cuddles, Boys and their feelings Downloads: MP3 | Size: 7.7 MB M4B | Size: 4.4 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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X-Men | Logan/Rogue

Title: The echo in my head Author: SevlinRipley Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:04:16 Rating: General Audiences Summary: Prompt: she was always his favorite. Content Notes & Tags: None Downloads: MP3 | Size: 4.3 MB M4B | Size: 2.4 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Lewis | James Hathaway, Robert Lewis

Title: The Compaynys of Beestys and Fowlys Author: uniquepov Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:04:36 Rating: General Audiences Summary: James and Robbie being... well, James and Robbie. Content Notes & Tags: Fluff, Linguistics, a confusion of linguists Downloads: MP3 | Size: 4.8 MB M4B | Size: 3 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

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Person of Interest | Harold Finch/John Reese

Title: Take the Floor Author: veronamay Link to Text: HERE Length: 00:07:31 Rating: General Audiences Summary: "May I have this dance?" Content Notes & Tags: Dancing, Fluff, Pre-slash Downloads: MP3 | Size: 7.3 MB M4B | Size: 3.8 MB Streaming Audio: Alternate Streaming: **click here**

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 3 of the The Not-Valentine's Podfic Anthologies series