Shrek was walking through Kashyyyk, sweat running down his face. Ever since he joined Palpatine, he was worrying this would have to happen. The camera stops and zooms in a droid. Silence, then...
"FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" The droid had alerted the wookies. The creatures started pulling out and drawing their weapons repeatedly until they all blew up. "Do you think maybe they were compensating for something?" Shrek quipped and walked off. Shrek's phone started to ring. "I hate dust I hate dust I hate dust I hate dust I hate d-" Shrek answered it. It was Sheev.
"Do it. DoDoDoDoDo IT" Sheev stuttered. " Oh hello there, Chancellor." "What about the droid attack on the wookies?" A silence followed. The screen went bright as Palpatine started masturbating to 2girls1cup. The screen went back to normal. "We're on it." Shrek closed the phone and took out a bazooka. It blew up. He took out a minigun. It blew up. He did this several times until he was left with a five bullet pistol that he could barely fit his finger through. It didn't blow up.
"Craaazy nigger" the droid said. "Kerpow!" Shrek shot the droid through it's heart. He started going through potential stands. They included (but weren't limited to) Zoot Suit Daffy Duck, One More Time, Racket!Rippen, Early Design Pearl, and PS1 Hagrid. Eventually, he saw her. 16, easily an 8/10 at least. No real boobs, but an amazing ass. "Hi, I'm Droid #12437434791024647, but you can call me..." she turned into human form. "Skylar Storm."
"You are my stand." Shrek chose. The two ran through Kashyyyk sanic fast, murdering every wookie they could see. Shrek even used some onion grenades at one point.
"Hands where I can shoot them!" Skylar demanded. She shot a wookie into a rainbow portal in the ground. "Was that always there?" Shrek asked. "Don't care."
Eventually, the two had single-handedly killed 6,000,000 wookies. "Take that, SHITLER!" Shrek yelled. Shrek called Palpatine. "yes shrek from Shrek (2001)?" "Chancellor Palpestine, we have killed all wookies. "But have you sucked my cock?" "Look down your pants" Sure enough, there was saliva. "A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one. Now do it" What followed was Shrek and Skylar doing extremely naughty things that would warrant an E rating.
Meanwhile, Anakin looked at the plans for this series of short storiesm smirking. "This is where the fun begins..."