.//Michael and connor are getting high
//jd is sitting w/ them smoking a cigarette and michaels like "jd,,,,,,, my guy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, try this shit"
//jds like "uhh nah im good with a cig thanks"
//and Connors like "LAMEASS just try it"
//and jds like "GHUGGUGHGHG FINE"
//he gets high w/ them and hes like "yo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, veronica"
//veronicas like "please god don't drag me into this"
//michaesl like "christitiiiiieieieienneneneee" and jeremys like "Michael stop 1st of allure high 2nd of all that's my thing"
//but its too late
//christien has come over to the Drug Corner
//"whats up Michael" says crhinsitne
//"u wanna get high with us??"
//veronica sighs loudly
//"no, but thanks for asking!" christien says becvause she is pure and nice
//Michael cant do shit abt this bc she said it so nicely
//"ZOEEEEE" yells connor, very un-nicelyu
//"SOTP TRYING TO DRAG EVERYONE INTO THIS" -jeremy
//zoe comes storming in "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CONNOR"
//"Wanna get high with us"
//"im telling mom and dad" says zoe
//"FUCK" says connor: "NO"
//"just,,,,,,,, get high with us its gr8" says jd
//"jd this is the first time you've smoked anything other than a cigarette and youre not even that high"
//"I smoked a cigar once so what the fuck do you know veronica"
//christine tries rlly hard not to laugh at this but shes not donign a good job
//:hey I smell weed" says heather chandler, poking her head in "is someone smoking weed?"
//veronica just sighs and is like "Why is my life like this"
"GET HIGH WITH US" yell jd, connor, and Michael, not at all at the same time
//"ok lol" says heather and instantly shes takin hits too
//"im calling evan doesn't he like Control Connor or something" says veroncia
//"I don't think that's how it works but call him anyway" says christine
//veronica calls evan
//brb I have to eat soup ill continue this beautiful story when I return
//(im saying this evrn tho I know youre not on so you know I ate soup)
//ok im back
//"hey uhh is this evan" says veronica (she stole Connors phone to call him, not that connor really cares bc Connors high)
//evan, meanwhile, is freaking the fuck out "u-uh whos this???????????????????"
//"uh my names veronica and ur friend connor is high at my friends house and everyones gonna be persuaded to get high pls help"
//evans like "????? WHAT THE FUCK, connor is Ghost how ghost smoke"
///"idk but he is" says veronica "pls evan"
//"............................ ok fine.........,,,l.,,.,.,,.,..,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,.,.,,,,. is it uh ok if I bring someone with me??"
//veronica gives him heathers address and he knocks on the door like 15 min later
//by now, all three of the heathers are high, Christine, veronica, zoe, and jeremy don't know what to do, and jd connor and Michael are having the time of their fucking lives
//"lets buy a bouncy house and a clown" jd suggest
//"FUCK YEAH A BOUNCY HOUSE IM DONW" says Michael "(but im not rlly down im high hahhahahhahahhahhah)
//Connors like "lets not get the clown tho what if he wants our drugs"
//"don't be sexist the clown could be a girl"
//"or nonbinary" says michael
//veronica answers the door and notices "CONNOR" on evans cast
//"uh hi yes Connors in the corner"
//evan goes over to conner, frowning disapprovingly, as they continue their conversation abt the bouncy house and gender of the clown"
//"u-um hi connor whats up" evan says
//"I see that"
//"HEY FUCKBISCUITS WHATS UP" yells jared, running in behind evan
//"YOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK" yells Michael, jumping up
//"JARED MY GUY WANNA GET HIGH WITH US"
//"no thanks im not into the whole 'drugs' thing but ill watch" says jared
//"im high" says connor"
//"uh how do you get someone unhigh" asks evan, who is obviously not qualified for this. hes kind of freaked out why did veronica call him
//" 'uh' who cares" says Christine, mocking evans voice as she looks up from her phone" I FUCKING LOVE PLAY REHERSAL SEE YALL LATER IM OUTIE"
What the fuck Christine ):" says Jeremy, whos kind of panicking w/ evan
//it just suddenly started raining rlly hard and a bird got stuck on our porch ):
//it tried to fly away but got pelted down by the rain
//so its hiding under our bushes/porch now
//it had a worm in its bea
//anyway back to my story
//"you know what I cant deal either, later" says zoe
//"nooooo" wail Jeremy and evan, but shes following Christine out
//I bet u theyre gay 2gether
//jared in now sitting with the High Club in the corner
//hes gonna crush bathbombs up and snort em
//"guys," says jd, rlly high "how,,,,,,,,how gay do u think kurt and ram are, on a scale of 1-10 answer truthfully"
//"10" says duke
//"theyre either a 0 or a 32 no in between" says macnamara
//"11" says chandler
//"idk who kurt and ram are but im going with heather duke" says connor
//"probably rlly gay" says michael
//jds like ) : < "Michael that's nto on the scale"
//"well jd idk them either but my guess is like,,,,,, 56"
//"whoa" says mac
//"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how abt I go with heather" says jared
//"which one" say all 3 heathers
//"holy fucking shit what do we fucking do all of them are high"
//"well I guess we could take the drugs away?" she says "but jd still has cigarettes"
//"cant take those?"
//"u-um can we just like,,,,, take them away fromt he d-drugs?" says evan
//jeremys like "wait............ weren't they talking abt bouncy houses?"
//"HEY YOU HIGH FUCKBICUITS" YELLS VERONICA "WERE GONNA GO TO A BOUNCY HOUSE"
//all of the high fuckbiscuits (and jared, who recently snorted bathbomb powerder) jump up with varying levels of exciteemtn
//so vron and Jeremy and evan take them to a bouncy house and its a bad idea
//connor ends up popping it with a sharp thing in his pocket
//all the high fuckbiscuits cry
//evan and Jeremy are on the brink of tears but trying to keep it together (they don't know why theyre crying)
//vron sighs bc she is dead inside when did she ask to be the mother of 6 high fuckbiscuits, a boy who recently snorted bathbomb powder, and two guys who don't even know why theyre crying
//so she takes them back to chandlers house (that's where they were before)
//and the high is slowly wearing off
//jd falls asleep in the car so duke carries him in (no one else is willing and no one can prove to me that duke is not a stronk bb)
//(jd/duke is a good ship if youre doin smth w/ chandler/vron
//but then macs alone sadly ;,/ )
//so nyway everyone goes inside and sits around in chandlers living room
//"man that was fun" says michael
//"what the fuck" said connor "all we did was get high and pop a bouncy house"
//says jd, half-asleep
//"it was still a fun experience" says chandler
//"ya too bad we didn't get a clown" says Michael, pointedly
//connoprs like "fuck you"
//jd, waking up fully now, is all "veronicaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,,,,,,,,,,, grab me a smoke and a lighter,,,,,, pls"
//veronica just groans
//"you were just HIGH jd"
//evan and jeremy are Gone With The Wind so the only Actually Sane person there is vron
//jd, Michael, and jared act sane but theyre
//theyre not my guy
//"do u have any red mtn deW" says Michael, not bothering to smoothly change the topic
//"HELL YEA" YELLS HEATHER
//the red one ofc
//so they go to the kitchenm
//now it is just jd, vron, Michael, connor, mac, n duke
//"hm we should throw a party" says duke
//"Ask heather" says mac
//"but,,,,,,,,,,, ur all heather" says jared
//"shut the fuck up jared."
//"who will we invite???" says michael
//"well kurt and ram, duh" says mac
//oh yeah isn't heather a ghost
//I should have mentioned that when I mentioned connor was a ghos
///oh well lol
//says Jeremy, entering
//"Jeremy u don't need to say her name like that literally every time you say it" says michael
//"yes" says jeremy
//Michael is ) : < bc he jelly (but shhh no one can know)
//"ummmmm we can invite Alana I guess? idk" says connor
//"oh I know we can invite chloe jenna and brook too" says jeremy
//"how abt rich and jake while were at it" syas ichael
//"we don't kmow these people, they could be drug dealers for all we know" says mac
//there is a moment of silence then everyone laughs
//"well we don't know kurt or ram"
//"good you don't want to" sys veroncia
//"vron u got any friends u wanna invite? quick before I invite the girl at 7/11"
//veronica humms "can I invite Martha and betty?"
//"WHAT NO" says duke
//"hm............. it makes heather mad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ill allow it" syas mac
//"DUDE WTF" YELLS DUKE
/./" I KNOW ill invite zoe" says connor
//"shes your sister"