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yxxngi_39

heyy hobi

i literally have nothing to do

whaddup

junghosock

hi!!1!

it’s like uh

4 a.m in here but guess who’s not sleeping

lol

yxxngi_39

ooh okay

are u sure my friend

junghosock

yeah i’m sure don’t worry

how are you

yxxngi_39

stressed.,,,

beCAUSE OF MY PHONE

junghosock

still?? :/

yxxngi_39

fuck yea

like i even went up to apple support but they didn’t understand my fucking problem

i cried cause they said maybe i should restore my phone and i went

and said hELL NAH

junghosock

lmao

i’ll be praying for your phone tonight :D

yxxngi_39

yeah okay

pray that i don’t throw it across my room today.

i’m literally so close to the point of doing that but i’m tOO POOR, HOBI

I HATE LIFE

SO MUCH I WANNA ROLL OFF MY BED AND CRY

junghosock

okay yoongz

you have to calm down

or imma be flying there

all the way from dallas just to smack yo’ face

yxxngi_39

lmaooo

okay sorry sorry

now that my breakdown moment is over

jun replied!!!1!

said that you can forget anything that happened between you two

junghosock

aw now i feel kinda sad for the person

even though i blocked jun and all that stuff

but he was too much?

yxxngi_39

yeah i get you

being rude and all that shit

i'm glad you finally told him off cause a person like him

 doesn’t deserve a person like you

 

junghosock

aw :’D

thanks :’D

all i wanted was to be friends but he kept trying to

come at me which made me feel weird

also,

jun’s really dramatic? lmao

just because the person he likes won’t talk to him anymore?

yxxngi_39

yes!!

i can’t believe i used to have a crush on him

and that time he found that out

AFTER I GOT OVER HIM

god i get so angry and petty thinking about him

i don’t even understand why i’m still friends with him

he treated me like shit!! i'm so glad you never had to

experience that

junghosock

OH

IS THIS THE TIME HE IGNORED YOU

FOR DAYS??

yxxngi_39

yeah

that fucker

junghosock

dude

i guess i can finally tell you some tea about jun

i even understand why i never told you

i should have oh god

yxxngi_39

sokay hoseok

HIT IT AT ME

MY PETTY ASS WANTS TO KNOW CMON

junghosock

okay so do you remember the time he was being gloomy

and you went up to him and asked how he was

yxxngi_39

yeah i was concerned even tho he was being an ass

junghosock

mhm

later that day he mentioned you were staring way too much

and mentioned you asking if he was okay

he said

“it’s fucking school, does that idiot think I’ll be okay with this all the time”

yxxngi_39

???!!!?!

THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE??

oh so much for me for being a concerned friend.

and how grateful he must’ve been for having me as an idiot friend.

junghosock

ahah

anyways i got mad at him for saying that

and said you were just asking if he was okay

yxxngi_39

not gonna lie

it hurt when you told he said that

god

 junghosock

it’s okay

;-;

yxxngi_39

no need to pity me pls

i hate that

I’M STILL FURIOUS SO TELL ME

WHAT THAT SHITHEAD SAID ABOUT ME

junghosock

are you sure with this?

yxxngi_39

yeh.

cmon what are you waiting for!

junghosock

alright then

the fact he knew that you liked him

he kinda treated the crush as if it was something so disgusting

and said god knows how long you’ve kept it a secret

yxxngi_39

HE TOLD YOU THAT??

THAT MOTHERFUCKER

god now i’m really angry

junghosock

and always mentioned things you normally do in school

as if they were weird shit nobody does at all

yxxngi_39

okay hold up.

why the fuck is that bothering him

i'm so glad we’re having summer break right now

would’ve destroyed him the moment i saw him

then again he isn’t worth it

junghosock

hell yeah!! :D

i don’t even understand why you still talk to him still tho

he doesn’t

even in the slightest way deserve you as friend

yxxngi_39

oh believe me i'm not gonna do that anymore

after knowing what he said

never again

btw i’ve decided

right here, right now

junghosock

what have you decided

?

yxxngi_39

i’m gonna be writing a diss track about him

HAH

junghosock

LEMME HELP YOU WITH IT

YOONGI PLS

yxxngi_39

of course :’D

let’s get started when you get back from the us

lmao

junghosock

oh sure

timezones are such a pain to handle with

but i’ll make sure to write lyrics

it’ll be real easy cause i won’t even have to think too much

AHAHHAAHHA

yxxngi_39

i’m so happy you said that

lmaooo

i'm getting tired hpbi

hobi

ah the fucking coffee didn’t work wtf

junghosock

ah alright!! you can go sleep

sleep well :D

yxxngi_39

thanks

before i go

i must sya

say somethinefg

god sorry for the typos hoeseok

junghosock

okay you know how much i hate it when you mistype my name

like that on purpose,, but i’m letting it slide this time!!!!!!! >:(

go on my boy

 

yxxngi_39

WE ARE GONNA DESTROY JUN’S ASS

AND I LOVE YOU BRO

junghosock

I LOVE YOU TOO YOONGLES

yxxngi_39

DON’T CALL ME THAT

pleas e

and I still hate my ducken phon e

THAT LITTLE RECTANGULAR PIECE OF METAL SCRAP

junghosock

lmao okay now

sleep well yoongi !!

yxxngi_39

WAIT ALSO

jungkook has been seeing

that kid in namjoon’s tutoring sessions

forgot his name lol

shit i'm gettin g drowsier

oKAY GOODNIGHT HOSEOK

junghosock

WAIT WHAT??? DID KOOK TELL YOU 

AND DIDNT TELL ME?? WTF

WHICH ONE

THERE ARE TWO KIDS IN JOON’S SESSIONS

YOONGI COME BACK

I NEED TO KNOW

YOONGIIIII

!!!!!!