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Fiery Dumbass has created a new group chat: Hell

Fiery Dumbass: here we go

Yukio: do you ever just sit back for a moment

Yukio: and think about your actions

Fiery Dumbass:

Fiery Dumbass: nope

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: Ooooooooh, so this chat is for school and stuff? Cool! (〃⌒∇⌒)

Fiery Dumbass: totally

Yukio: just roll with it shiemi

Yummy Bon Bon: now what is the point of this chat

Yukio: that’s what i’m asking

Fiery Dumbass: don’t question it

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: Aww, poor Yukio is just reading all of our shenanigans… 〔´∇`〕

Fiery Dumbass: lol no he’s laughing his ass off and trying to hide it

Yukio: nii-san stop it

Fiery Dumbass: nii-san my ass

Illuminati Confirmed: take a shot every time Rin says ass

Yukio: shut up you illuminati traitor

Fiery Dumbass: shut up you illuminati piece of shit

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: well

Konekomeowru: that definitely shows how different those two are

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: ...Has anyone ever thought of a Rin and Shima fusion?

Yukio: ???

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: fusion? like, they “fuse” and become one person? never thought of it, but it sounds interesting enough

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: I was thinking if they fused would they be like a flirty Natsu Dragneel?

Yukio: Shiemi no

Illuminati Confirmed: Shiemi YES

Drunk Booby Bitch: So you’re implying that he’s gonna tap that blonde ass

Yummy Bon Bon: how the hell did shura get in here

Fiery Dumbass: no idea

Drunk Booby Bitch: well i have to keep watch on rin, don’t i? ;)

Yukio: wait back up did you just say the rin/shima fusion would “tap that blonde ass”

Yukio: are you implying what i think you’re implying

Konekomeowru: NO

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: DO NOT DO THIS TO SHIEMI

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: …?

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: I’m so confused to be honest… 。(*^▽^*)ゞ

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: Shiemi do not listen to Shura or Yukio

Yukio: i was just pointing out shura’s comment that nobody seemed to notice i have nothing to do with this

Fiery Dumbass: what the fuck goes on in your mind shura

Drunk Booby Bitch: that’s what we’re all asking about you, rin

Yukio: …

Illuminati Confirmed: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Yummy Bon Bon: shima are you not bothered by shura’s comment at all because tbh it was pretty disturbing

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: oh no i need brain bleach

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: dunno about the pink haired traitor

Illuminati Confirmed: can you stop calling me that

Yukio: what else are we supposed to call you

Illuminati Confirmed: i would like to be treated like a normal human being

Drunk Booby Bitch: you are anything but a normal human being

Yummy Bon Bon: shura are you drunk

Drunk Booby Bitch: the hell do you think

Yukio: she’s got a point, her name IS drunk booby bitch

Yummy Bon Bon: true, true.

Yummy Bon Bon: wAIT THEN WHY IS SHE HERE RIGHT NOW

Yummy Bon Bon: GO TO REHAB YOU ALCOHOLIC YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TEACHER

Drunk Booby Bitch: well teachers always need time off right yuk

Yukio: ?????

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: Did Shura pass out? ฅ=͟͟͞͞((꒪∆꒪;)ฅ

Yummy Bon Bon: probably

Yukio: she’ll be alright i suppose

Yummy Bon Bon: but she called you yuk

Fiery Dumbass: oml i have an idea

Yuk: huh

Yuk: nii-san no

Fiery Dumbass: nii-san yes

Yummy Bon Bon: nii-san yes

Illuminati Confirmed: nii-san yes

Konekomeowru: nii-san yes

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: nii-san yes

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: Nii-san Yes! o((*^▽^*))o

Drunk Booby Bitch: nii-san yes

Yuk: wait

Yummy Bon Bon: god damnit shura

Drunk Booby Bitch: im back and better than ever

Yummy Bon Bon: again, go to rehab

Drunk Booby Bitch: naaaaaaaaah ill just have mephisto come and get me if i get too drunk……

Yuk: thats not healthy

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: Be careful, Shura! (⊃д⊂)

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: wait how many times has shiemi used an emoticon

Konekomeowru: 6 times

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: also why is rin chatting the least here

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: i would expect him to be the talkative one rather than yukio

Yuk: he’s cooking smth

Yummy Bon Bon: to be honest i expected something worse

Illuminati Confirmed: me too

Konekomeowru: me three

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: me four

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: Me five! o(^▽^)o

Konekomeowru: that makes it 7 times now

Fiery Dumbass: babe why do you do these things to me

Illuminati Confirmed: hold up

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: ASDFGJDFOBIWDJNODLB

Yuk: ????????????????????

Konekomeowru: I KNEW IT

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: ARE RIN AND BON DATING??

Drunk Booby Bitch: well at least he tapped a half blonde ass

Yummy Bon Bon: RIN WHY

Illuminati Confirmed: and at that point, rin knew

Illuminati Confirmed: he fucked up

Fiery Dumbass: nO WAIT I WAS JOKING

Drunk Booby Bitch: stop denying it

Yuk: rin you piss child you didnt even tell your nii-san

Fiery Dumbass: back at it again with the nii-san

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: stop changing the subject give us the details

Fiery Dumbass: IS NOBODY GONNA BELIEVE ME HERE

Yummy Bon Bon: rin yOU LITTLE DEMON SPAWN GET OVER HERE

Drunk Booby Bitch: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yuk: SHURA NO

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: Wait, I think I know that emoticon… it’s called the Lenny face! I think it’s supposed to mean something suggestive…

Illuminati Confirmed: SHIEMI HIDE YOUR EYES

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: shiemi protection squad assemble

Drunk Booby Bitch has been kicked from Hell

Fiery Dumbass: that was easy

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: Shiemi do not ever look up that emoticon’s meaning or origins you are too pure and sweet

Drunk Booby Bitch: get a room you closet cases

Yuk: wAIT

Fiery Dumbass: WHO SENT HER AN INVITE

Yummy Bon Bon:

Konekomeowru:

Smol Angry Pigtail Child:

Yuk:

Illuminati Confirmed:

Woof Woof Mephisto: oops i did it again

Fiery Dumbass: IM DONE

Yuk: ……………

Yummy Bon Bon: are we just going to ignore that shiemi disappeared

Smol Angry Pigtail Child: oH NO

Yuk: IS SHE LOOKING UP THE LENNY FACE

Fiery Dumbass: HOLY SHIT

Konekomeowru: WE FAILED IN PROTECTING HER

Yummy Bon Bon: GOD DAMNIT

Illuminati Confirmed: SHE’S DOOMED

Innocent Cinnamon Roll: Guys, what’s a “blowjob”?