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McCoy's Hit List

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“Kirk here.”

“Where’s Spock?!”

“Bones, I don’t--”

“Where’s the dead Vulcan?!”

“Something’s happened to Spock?!”

“Not yet! Not until I catch him!”

“Bones? What’s wrong?”

“Here’s what’s wrong!”

Kirk suddenly had video, and he burst out laughing.

“It isn’t funny!”

“But your face! One eye has a vertical thunderbolt through it pointing to ‘Sex Rules’ on your cheek! The other cheek has propagating butterflies with sparks shooting around them! And is that the ‘F’ word on your forehead?! What happened?!”

“That vengeful bastard got creative while I was napping! And if you don’t stop laughing, you’re next on my list!”