penny im laughing so hard help me please
u dont even know
fuckin tripped on the threshold
like yes pls
wish id had a camera cuz it was PRICEless
Excuse me. I think you have the wrong number.
whered u go stranger
I was under the impression that this conversation wasn’t going to continue.
idk man im
is that the word
I wouldnt know i failed third grade
i think im drunk
but like, sleep drunk
ILY U RESPONDED
leaivngm me on read okayyyy
weigh to e a good furedn
Are you drunk?
WHATS UR NAME
I’m not entirely sure why I haven’t blocked you yet.
I still could.
I BET ITS SMTHING POSH AND AHSURD
MY ROOMMATES NAME IS BAZ CAN U BELIEVE IT
UNSUFFERABLE ASSHOLE RICH GIT MUCH
Stereotypical assumptions much?
i mean he /iS/ an unsufferable asshle rich git
& its okay hes not here hes out somewhr idek
he cant read my hate speak over my shoulder
damn i h8 that guy
tell me ur name b4 you go
Fuck off. Thanks.
at least u said thanks
wicked sleep-hangover btw
and good morning
baz the asshole still isnt back so i can bitch abt him
he left shaving cream
all over the counter
and the toilet seat
and like, everywhere
and when i got up approximately .3 seconds ago to shit
i didnt turn on the light
stranger where r u
i miss u
its boring w/o baz
i think my babe pennys coming over later
dammit ur absurd punctuation is rubbing off on me
the word “rubbing” is such a winky word
i hope baz got laid
he needs it
It sounds like you’re giving this Baz a pretty hard time.
ngl he deserves it
shaving cream. up. my. asscrack.
I would have liked to see that.
That sounded wrong. Please don’t--
youd have liked to see my asscrack?