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Kookie97

February 6th | 10:25 A.M.

Kookie97:

hello...

this is jeon jungkook, from bio class. I was wondering whether i could get the notes we took on friday? Sorry to bother you ^^;

 

Chiminie:

oh haha no problem jungkook!!!

<file attached>

Tell me if you can read it or not, my handwriting’s pretty messy lol ;;

 

Kookie97:

It’s good! Thank you so much hyung

See you in class monday lmao

 

Chiminie:

You too!!!! ^o^

 

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Kookie97

February 6th | 10:29 A.M.

 

Chiminie:

HYUNG GUESS?? WHO JUST TEXTED ME????

THAT HOT GUY FROM MY BIO CLASS

I NEARLY DROPPED MY FUCKING PHONE INTO THE GODDAMN TOILET

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WEIGHT OF THE SITUATION AT HAND?!?!

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

 

Kookie97:

Uh, sorry hyung, I think you have the wrong number...?

This is jungkook. haha

 

Chiminie:

oh

forget i said anything haha…

 

Kookie97:

Okay will do lol, have a nice weekend!

 

Chiminie:

yeah, you too

 

 

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Syubgi

February 6th | 10:32 A.M.

 

Chiminie:

KDSFJLKSDF FUCK

THROW ME INTO A VAT OF ACID

KILL ME SLOWLY

JUST DO SOMETHING THAT WILL EASE THE PAIN AND THE EMBARRASSMENT HYUNG

 

Syubgi:

????

 

Chiminie:

I JUST TOLD JEON JUNGKOOK THAT I THOUGHT HE WAS HOT

 

Syubgi:

Im leaving

 

Chiminie:

WHAT

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING HYUNG? I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!

LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!

I

FUCKED

UP

LIKE, REAL BAD

 

Syubgi:

This sounds like drama, and honestly, i’d rather not get associated with it.

How do you even do that by accident, for fuck’s sake jimin

 

Chiminie:

I… i dont know

Well, tell me what to do??!?! I sit like R I G H T behind him in class ffs!!!!

It’s gonna be so embarrasing. I made it so obvious I was completely enamoured by him

He’s like… a god??? He would never be associated with me. Do something, yoongi hyung

 

Syubgi:

Just avoid him like the plague and you’ll be fine. Stop overreacting

He probably hears it all the time, anyways.

 

Chiminie:

Okay.

That’s a good idea. Ignorance is bliss, right?

It’s not like he’ll text me ever again anyways.

Not a popular guy like him (^.^;)

Thanks, hyung!

I love you!!!!!! <33333333

^3^ ~ mwah!

 

Syubgi:

Yeah, whatever, now shut up and let me work

 

Chiminie:

Okay hyung!!! <3

Oh and yeah, i also let it slip that i was texting him while using the bathroom

 

Syubgi:

I’ll go get the acid.

 

 

 

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Kookie97

February 24th | 3:24 P.M.

 

Kookie97:

Hey, um, so

I just wanted to say congratulations on your win!

I wasn’t there to see it but I heard some people say you danced really well.

I have a friend on the dance team and he’s said loads about how talented you are, lmfao.

 

Chiminie:

Ahhh oh my gosh thank you so much!

Who’s the friend?

 

Kookie97:

Jung Hoseok? I think he’s a year above you or something?

 

Chiminie:

OMG HOBI

I didn’t know you knew him well!!!!!! What a small world lol!! *^*

 

Kookie97:

yeah lol

 

Chiminie:

so

How’d you think you did on the cellular respiration test?

 

Kookie97:

Fucking horribly

 

Chiminie:

Omg i doubt you did THAT bad!

 

Kookie97:

The only thing i knew was that the mitochondria was the powerhouse of the cell

I didn’t answer like fifteen questions.

I hate bio so much

 

Chiminie:

Haha, don’t be too harsh on yourself

You’re in an upper level science class.

And by the way you play football, i’m sure you’ll get dozens of colleges grovelling at your feet

I don’t know much about the sport but i’ve seen you play!

 

Kookie97:

You have? ;;

I wish i could quit school forever and just focus on football. Then life wouldn’t be so bad

 

Chiminie:

But you’re literally the star student!!! Every teacher loves you!

And you’re great at everything/

 

Kookie97:

Not at bio

Bio can suck my ass

 

Chiminie:

Kdfljkskfsfsdkf

I actually really like bio lmfaoooo

Its my favourite subject

I have a 98% in the class

 

Kookie97:

What even oh my god

Shit, can you be my tutor???

I need to raise my grade to an A before the progress report comes out

PLEASE, I’LL DO ANYTHING, HYUNg

TAKE MY FIRSTBORN SON

 

Chiminie:

Fuck, okay, okay

I’ll tutor you, but i can only do it after next week

I hope i don’t disappoint you jungkook ;;

 

Kookie97:

You could never disappoint me, Jiminie

 

Chiminie:

um

 

Kookie97:

Agh, i’m so sorry Jimin, I just saw your username and i thought it would be okay to call you by that nickname, dumb me...

I’ll stop ^^;

 

Chiminie:

No, no, its totally okay!!!!!! I love it!!!

And call me hyung you brat >.<

 

Kookie97:

Ahaha so cute

Well, gtg, coach’s calling me to the weight room again

Bye jiminie hyung!

 

Chiminie:

Bye jungkookie!!! ^^

I’LL CHEER YOU ON

GO GET ME THAT TROPHY, MY FAVOURITE NICKELBACK!!!!!!

 

Kookie97:

 

 … you mean quarterback?

 

Chiminie:

Same difference

Now SHOO! Go lift some heavy ass things or whatever you do in there

 

Kookie97:

Okay, okay, i will just for you :I

 

Chiminie:

That’s right

 

<photo saved to camera roll>

<photo set as wallpaper>

 

Syubgi

February 24th | 3:38 P.M.

 

Chiminie:

HYUNG YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

 

Syubgi:

Jungkook, the hot guy from your bio class, texted you and initiated a real conversation with you?

 

Chiminie:

JUNGKOOK THE HOT GUY IN MY BIO CLASS TEXTED ME AND INITIATED A CONVERSATION WITH ME

wait

 

Syubgi:

Taehyung told me he saw jungkook looking down at his phone and grinning like an idiot during their practice, so logically, he was most likely talking to you.

Either that or he was watching porn.

 

Chiminie:

That’s dirty

bUT I SENT HIM A PICTURE OF ME AND HE SENT ONE BACK AND HE CALLED ME JIMINIE HYUNG AND HE SAID I WAS CUTE AND HE SAID HE WOULD LIFT HEAVY ASS THINGS FOR ME

 

Syubgi:

modern day romance

 

Chiminie:

AND IM GOING TO START TUTORING HIM IN BIOLOGY IN A WEEK OR TWO

ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE, HYUNG!!!

 

Syubgi:

Its february

What happened to avoiding him, hm? Or, ‘ignorance is bliss’? Forgotten about that already, have you?

 

Chiminie:

Don’t ruin the moment pls

You don’t know what’s its like to have a crush!!! You’ve been single all your life. -_-

 

Syubgi:

ohoho.

 

Chiminie:

Hm?

 

Syubgi:

Nothing, my sweet jiminie. Now go get yourself a glass of water before you die over your thirst for jungkook.

 

Chiminie:

STOP ITS NOT THAT BAD

But like

Jungkook hasn't said anything about the whole mess up that happened a few weeks ago.

I think he forgot about it halLELUJAH

yeah he probably did phew ^^; I should stop worrying so much!!! not everyone is so attentive to details like i am :P

 

 

Kookie97

February 27th | 4:06 P.M.

 

Kookie97:

Hey Jiminie hyung! *^*

the hot guy from bio class is here ;)

 

Kookie97

February 28th | 9:56 P.M.

 

Kookie97:

hyung why aren't you answering

 

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Kookie97

February 28th | 9:59 P.M.

 

Chiminie:

you remembered

 

Kookie97:

um

Yeah, I don't have dementia, so...

 

Chiminie:

haha

Yeah

So, like,

that was a typo

 

Kookie97:

?

 

Chiminie:

My phone does this weird thing where it changes all the words I type and I guess it just happened to target me at that exact time haha

like

I meant to say ‘a person from my biology class’ but it autocorrected to,

you know. all that ‘hot guy’ stuff

 

Kookie97:

uh

okay…?

 

Chiminie:

So I would really appreciate it if you like, forgot about what happened and what I said

let's not look to the past, right?

 

Kookie97:

Right.

but really it's okay hyung I know it wasnt supposed to go to me and I respect your privacy!

the secrets safe with me ^^

 

Chiminie:

Hhfhghjhs okay ;;

I trust you!!

 

Kookie97:

Okay i gtg now, talk to you later ^.^

 

Chiminie:

Bye kookie!!

 

< photo saved to camera roll>

  

Kookie97

March 1st | 11:06 A.M.

 

Chiminie:

but really, it was a typo

 

Kookie97:

GIVE IT UP ALREADY, HYUNG

 

Chiminie:

OKAY OKAY FINE!!!

And what’s with you immediately assuming that i was talking about you and not some other hot guy in my bio class, huh??

god, the nerve of this kid... what an ego... 

I regret saying all of that stuff that now that i realize what you’re really like -_-

 

Kookie97:

uhhhh… sorry?

 

Chiminie:

That ain’t gonna cut it, hon

Im still mad at you!!!

 

Kookie97:

You’re mad at me.

 

Chiminie:

yep... that’s what i just said...

 

Kookie97:

You’re mad at ME because YOU accidentally sent a text to the wrong chat?

 

Chiminie:

well, if you say it that way….

 

Kookie97:

You’re literally so adorable oh my god

 

Chiminie:

HEY

NO IM NOT!!!!

IM A WILD ANIMAL

IM A RAVENOUS BEAST, OKAY ??

RAWR XD

 

Kookie97:

Saying all that stuff just makes you sound even more cute.

 

Chiminie:

HEY, WATCH IT SWEETHEART OR I MIGHT JUST RIP YOU INTO SHREDS WITH MY SHARP TIGER CLAWS

Let my intense gaze cast shivers down your spine

 

Kookie97:

are you flirting with me

 

Chiminie:

WHAT?!??!?!?!

NO

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THREATENING

 

Kookie97:

That photo really didn’t defend your stance

You’re still cute and i won’t have it any other way.

I dont make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Chiminie:

Fuck you

 

Kookie97:

Send a selca

 

Chiminie:

what why

I just sent one

 

Kookie97:

I don’t know, just because? I’m curious what you do in your freetime?? Send another one

C’mon man i don’t know anything about you other than your name and that you’re a little ball of squish

 

Chiminie:

I CANT BELIEVE YOU

There, happy????

Im eating lunch with my friends dipshit >:(

 

Kookie97:

Is that kim namjoon? You’re friends with him????

 

Chiminie:

Yeah so?? you’re not the only one with cool people to hang out with >.<

 

Kookie97:

No, no, i didnt mean it like that.

Be right back hyung

 

Chiminie:

Uhhhh, okay?

 

 

runchranda

March 1st | 11:19 A.M.

 

Kookie97:

HYUNG

 

runchranda:

Jungkook! What’s up?

 

Kookie97:

YOU FUCKING IMBECILE

 

runchranda:

Okay first of all: I have an IQ of 149

Second of all: what the hell did I do wrong this time?

 

Kookie97:

YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE BUDDY-BUDDY WITH JIMINIE HYUNG.

 

runchranda:

I mean, you never asked?

And awwww, ‘Jiminie hyung’? That’s so cute and disgusting. You never bother to call me hyung yet you go around giving cute nicknames to other people?

 

Kookie97:

Hyung you know hes special to me

ANYWAYS BACK TO ME EXPLAINING WYH YOU SUCK

 

runchranda:

Ok, fine, i’ve been friends with Jimin for about two years now.

I just didn’t ever think to tell you. I’m sorry I guess?

But it’s not like im crushing on him or anything, since im like, straight, and he’s said a lot about you, so if you just had grown some goddamn balls and had talked to him FACE TO FACE then maybe you two could have hit it off, you know?

But what do i know ahaha :)

I mean, i’m sitting across from him right now and he has this dreamy look on his face so i’m guessing you two were texting before you contacted me?

Respond to him already, now he looks like he accidentally ran over his cat.

 

Kookie97:

Hyung he doesn’t like me and i dont like him

 

runchranda:

Give it up already jungkook. It’s so damn obvious i’m surprised the whole school doesn’t know about it yet.

Trust me I have an IQ of 149

 

Kookie97:

Stop im leavnig

 

runchranda:

Good. now get back there and text jimin already he’s staring into his soup like it holds the answers to his goddamn calc exam

 

Kookie97

March 1st | 11:24 A.M.

 

Kookie97:

Im here

 

Chiminie:

Jungkookie!!! I thought you;d left because of my horrible choice of friends ;;

 

Kookie97:

Nah, though you do have horrible friends.

 

Chiminie:

Tell me about it :I

 

Kookie97:

Who else do you know? Or like who else is there aside from namjoon

 

Chiminie:

Well, there’s min yoongi, certified asshole and grade A sassy mc-smartypants

And hobi, who’s currently annoying the fuck out of yoongi hyung by force feeding him sashimi

And the rest of the group couldn’t make it because they were out doing whatever they do at 11 am on weekends.

 

Kookie97:

sassy … mc-smartypants …

 

Chiminie:

if you knew him you would have said the same ok

 

Kookie97:

Okay ill believe you

All your friends seem…. Interesting?

 

Chiminie:

They’re the only ones i’ve got, not like you would understand -.-

 

Kookie97:

What?

 

Chiminie:

I mean like,

You know almost everyone in the school. You’re like the most popular guy in not only your own class, but mine too???? How do you do it?

Is it because you’re the perfect child? Straight A’s, star player on the football team, amazing singer, you name it and u are...it…

 

Kookie97:

Singer? Do you listen to my covers on yt?

 

Chiminie:

ahahaha,, no of course i dont!!! I’ve just heard it around, u know, from friends

and stuff

 

Kookie97:

I actually don’t have many friends though. It may seem like I do but I only know like, three people really well from school?

 

Chiminie:

I dont believe you

 

Kookie97:

Nah

I’m friends with yugyeom, hoseok, taehyung, and mingyu and that’s it ;^;

The rest of those people i talk to occasionally, but i don’t think i would call them friends, you know? We’re just aqquantances because i’m on the football team…

*aquaintances

*acuaintences

*accuaintances

 

Chiminie:

*acquaintances

 

Kookie97:

Yeah, that

 

Chiminie:

Thats… really surprising.

I mean you already have girls fluttering around you every second of the day so i assumed you would know a lot of people  :P

But i didn’t know you knew tae omg!!!

He’s one of the friends that i said couldn’t make it to our lunch date :I

 

Kookie97:

ummm

He's right here

 

Chiminie:

KIM FUCKING TAEHYUNG YOU ARE A DEAD MAN

 

Kookie97:

he says he's changing his name and moving to africa

 

Chiminie:

OHHHH MAN HE SURE HAS A BIG STORM COMING

HE TOLD ME HE HAD TO STAY HOME AND STUDY FIR HIS WORLD HSITORY TEST

THAT LITTLE BITCH!!!!

IM GONNA WHOOPYOUR ASS TAEHYUNG JUST WATCH ME

 

Kookie97:

He says “try and catch me I've already packed my bags”

 

Chiminie:

F U C K  Y O U  B O T H

 

Kookie97:

bye :/

 

Chiminie:

BiTCH COME BAKC HERe

TAEHYUNG!!!

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Kookie97

March 4th | 6:51 A.M.

 

Chiminie:

I DID SOMETHING BAD

 

Kookie97:

Hyung???

whats up?!?! Everything alright??

 

Chiminie:

I MESSED UP jUNGKOOK

AND I DNT

KNWO WHAT OT DO

 

Kookie97:

Send me your address, im heading to the car right now.

 

Chiminie:

NO DONT COME

I DONT WANT YOU TO SEE ME LIKE THIS

I cant..

I actually did it i dont know what i was thinking jungkook

 

Kookie97:

Tell me what happened!

Im in my garage rn tell me where you are

 

Chiminie:

No its just

DONT HATE ME I ODNT KNOW WHAT HAPPEENDE OKAY IT WAS LIKE TWESLVe?? ONE?? dIN THE MORNING AND I WAs DELUSIONAL AND IDK WHY BUT i juST, I WNET OUT TO TAKE A wALK AND A BREAK FROM SutUDYING AND ONE OF THE SALONS WFAS STILL OPEN AND  YEAH AND I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND LOOKED INT EH FMIIRROR AND NOW I DONT KWNOW wgaT TO DOAND CLASS STARTS IN 30 MINUTES FUCK

 

Kookie97:

holy shit

 

Chiminie:

pLEASE I KNOW IT LOOKS BAD DONT HATE ME IM SOBBING

 

Kookie97:

Hyung calm down

 

Chiminie:

I CANT CALM DOWN IF EEL LIKE SHIT AND WHA TDO I DO NOW!!!! DY EIT ABKC??? WILL MY HAIR FALL OUT?!?!?!?POOR HAIR OH MY GKD I LOO K ALIKE A TANGERINE FUCKKSDFKJKFASLKF

 

Kookie97:

JIMIN HYUNG.

CALM DOWN.

 

Chiminie:

… ok.

okay. im calm now.

 

Kookie97:

You look fine.

Actually, you look really good…

Trust me. Like orange really does suit you for some odd fucking reason

 

Chiminie:

BISTCH STOP LYING

 

Kookie97:

NO SERiOUSLY!

I’ve seen worse.

I’ve DONE worse.

 

Chiminie:

There’s nothing worse than dying your hair goddamn orange >.<

 

Kookie97:

Well

Okay dont tell anyone this or else they’ll skin me alive but….

I died my hair purple once.

 

Chiminie:

WHATH E FUCK

Pics or it didnt happen

 

Kookie97:

Ok ok

Happy?

 

Chiminie:

WHY DID YOU DO THAT JFC

 

Kookie97:

HEY DONT BLAME ME, MY 14 YEAR OLD pUBESCENT SELF WANTE D TO LOOK LIKE MY FAVOURITE K-IDOL AND I DID IT ON A WHIM

And lets just say… my parents weren’t very happy ;;

 

Chiminie:

Im literally on the ground right now oh my god

 

Kookie97:

Hyung omg are you okay??!?!?

 

Chiminie:

IM LAUGHINGSO HARD OH MY GOD YOU LOOK LIKE An ONION

 

Kookie97:

what

 

Chiminie:

MAN

THIS IS PERFECT BLACKMAIL MATERIAL IM CRYING

IM GONNA CHERISH THAT PHOTO FOREVER OMFG

THANK YOU

 

Kookie97:

H Y U N G N O

 

Chiminie:

Well thanks for cheering me up jungkookie!!! See u in class! Bye ;)

 

Kookie97:

PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE IM BEGGING YOU

Seriously dont tell the football team will make fun of me for eternity you don't understand!

Why do i even bother talking to you. i hate you.

See u later.

  

Syubgi

March 4th | 2:18 P.M.

 

Syubgi:

Okay, first of all.

Tell me that orange-haired kid i saw in the hallways today was just some transfer student and not you.

 

Chiminie:

hahahaha….

So, yeah

 

Syubgi:

oh my fucking god, park jimin.

You idiot.

I’m so ashamed

 

Chiminie:

hey!!!!! >.<

I dnt think its T H A T bad… i mean atleast i look good in it!!!

Jungkookie told me it suited me and i kinda agree

Be glad i didnt dye it silver or blonde or something -.-

 

Syubgi:

“Jungkookie”

that’s gross get away from me

 

Chiminie:

Bitch !!

 

Syubgi:

Anyways

I never said it didn’t look good on you. All I’m saying is that you’re an idiot.

What were you trying to do, look like g-dragon or something?

 

Chiminie:

NO

But, now that i think of it… hmm

 

Syubgi:

Now this is the part where you stop talking.

Okay, so.

You know there’s a football game tonight, right?

 

Chiminie:

What no

There is?!?!?!

 

Syubgi:

This is what you get for sleeping through the morning announcements dumbass

But anyways.

I hope you aren’t doing anything tonight because i bought us both tickets

That way you can spend your afternoon ogling at jungkook’s ass.

 

Chiminie:

HYUNG OMGGGGG

YOU!

ARE!

AN!

ANGEL!!!!!!!!! *^*

WHATDIDIDOTODESERVEYOU?!?!?!

 

Syubgi:

whatever.

Now that you dyed your hair such an ugly color there’s no way Jungkook won’t be able to find you in the stands.

 

Chiminie:

;^; awww hyung… you’re so sweet…

 

Syubgi:

fuck off

 

Chiminie:

:(

 

Syubgi:

You had makeup work to do today at lunch again?

 

Chiminie:

Yeah, sorry, u know how much a sick day can throw u off T^T

But ill be able to eat with you tomorrow, hyung, i promise!!!!!

 

Syubgi:

I don’t care.

The rat’s milling about again. I can’t afford to get detention this week.

I’ll pick you up tonight at 6:30, be ready

 

Chiminie:

Awww, mrs. wang isnt a rat!!!! ^^;

See u tonight <3

 

Kookie97

March 4th | 5:42 P.M.

 

Chiminie:

Kookie, guess what!!!

Im gonna come n watch your game tonight!!! ^^

 

Kookie97:

wait…. what?

 

Chiminie:

Me and yoongi hyung are going together!!!\

I couldnt just pass up an opportunity to see you play

 

Kookie97:

Wait a second, you’re coming to see the game????

I thouhgt you didnt like football

 

Chiminie:

I… changed my mind

Do you not want me to come? You don’t seem too excited about the news…

 

Kookie97:

No, no, hyung, i’d lov efor you to come!

I just wasnt expecting it, thats all!

Since when have you started liking football ??

 

Chiminie:

uh

You know

A week… or two.. or something like that

ahaha,, so do u think you’ll win tonight

 

Kookie97:

I mean, hopefully lmao, i feel pretty confident though, we’ve been training well

 

Chiminie:

Are you already there?

 

Kookie97:

Yep, just got here

 

Chiminie:

Lol i thought so

okay…

so...

 

Kookie97:

um

Jimin hyung, i was wondering whether you wanted to hang out wiht me and a couple of my friends after the game tonight/? You know, since we’ve never really talked face to face and yet we know each other so well ^^;

I can drop u off back home afterwards if u need a ride

 

Chiminie:

oh

omg that sounds fun haha!!!

Ill be there, sure ^^

 

Kookie97:

Okay

That’s good .

Its all set then! haha.

we’re only gonna stay after for about 45 minutes anyways

 

Chiminie:

yep! (≧∀≦)

anyways, i think i’ll have to go now, kook! ill be rooting for u from the stands!

Bye ~

 

Kookie97:

Bye hyung! Ill look for you after!

 

Syubgi

March 4th | 5:49 P.M.

 

Chiminie:

hyung?

 

Syubgi:

what

 

Chiminie:

do you, by any chance, know anything about football?

 

Syubgi:

I mean, a little bit, yes… why…?

 

Chiminie:

Well is there any chance…

you could… you know...

teach me everything to know about football in the span of about five minutes while we’re in the car driving to the game tonight

 

Syubgi:

what the fuck?

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Syubgi

March 4th | 7:02 P.M.

 

Chiminie:

You never told me that hobi hyung was coming too

 

Syubgi:

you never asked.

Plus, why are you texting me? We’re literally like two feet away from each other.

 

Chiminie:

Hoseokie hyung’s sitting right in between us, and it’s really loud ;;

I tried to get your attention but you didn’t hear me!!!

And you and hoseokie hyung are whispering to each other, like, 24/7

I feel like a third wheel and u guys aren’t even dating… ;A;

 

Syubgi:

Hahahahaha

 

Chiminie:

yeah…

Hyung, if ( I F, not like its ever gonna happen) me and jungkookie… you know… if he somehow, SOMEHOW caught feelings for me and asked me out and i said yes, what would you think of it??

not that, like

he would do that

But just imagine if he did

 

Syubgi:

I mean, of course I would support both of your relationship. As your best friend it’s my duty to make sure you’re 100% healthy and I would never come in the way of something that gives you happiness

 

Chiminie:

KDSKFSDLKFKDSJFn

HYUNG

THATS THE FSWEETEST HTING YOUVE EVER SAISD TO ME

YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME DONT YOU~

I LOVE YOU TOo HYUNG!!1 <3<3<3<3<3<3 ^3^

 

Syubgi:

shut up

 

Chiminie:

I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THIS!!!!

AWWW YOONGLES

SYUBSYUB!

MY CUTE LIL YOONGS!!!

YOON-YOON!!! *^*

 

Syubgi:

Look, jungkook’s bending down and you can see his ass from here

 

Chiminie:

Y O U L I A R

FUCK YOU

 

Syubgi:

works everytime.

 

Syubgi

March 4th | 7:15 P.M.

 

Chiminie:

DID YOU--

JDIDIDYOUJUST SEE THAT?!?!??!?!?!

 

Syubgi:

?

 

Chiminie:

RUN ME OVE RIWHT A FUCKING TRUCK KOOKiE JUST WAVED AT ME

 

Syubgi:

whom?

 

Chiminie:

SHUT UP U KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT

HE!

HE! LOOKED! UP! AND IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS SEARCHING THE CROWD AND HE SAW ME AND HE! SMILED! aNDSF WAVED! FUKCUFKCUFKCUjkDSAJFKDSFKSD

 

Syubgi:

Calm down. that’s what friends do.

 

Chiminie:

I…

yeah... i know….

 

Syubgi:

But what friends DON’T do is stare at you and grin stupidly every time you aren’t looking.

 

Chiminie:

w h a t

 

Syubgi:

Yeah.

 

Chiminie:

You’re lying!!! How come i didn’t see it? >.<

 

Syubgi:

Because you weren’t looking, dumbass. Learn to read.

 

~

 

Jimin checked his watch for about the tenth time that night.

He didn’t know how long football matches lasted normally, but from what Yoongi had said in the car earlier, they weren’t short . He also didn’t understand how people could still shout at the top of their lungs and leap up out of their seats every time the ball went to one side or went through the Y-shaped pole things at the ends of the field or whatever they were called. Yoongi had told him the technical name of them in the car too, but he’d forgotten once the game had started.

The truth was, Jimin had no idea what was going on. It seemed like Jungkook’s team was winning, from all the whooping coming from the crowd, but often times it was followed by hissing or booing, so one hour into it Jimin was just confused. Two hours in, and he had a headache. Even the thought of Jungkook out there, sweating and running in his football outfit (jersey? Is that what they were called?), thigh muscles flexing and eyebrows furrowed attractively over his beautiful eyes, couldn’t bring Jimin out of his reverie-- though it did help.

He just wanted out.

“Hyung,” he shouted over the ruckus of the crowd, loud enough so that Yoongi stopped his conversation with Hoseok and looked at him curiously. “How much longer? My butt hurts.”

Hoseok patted him on the head with a chuckle, as if he were a child, or even worse, a freshman . “Only a little longer, Jiminie,” he cooed, “just play with your phone or something. Just a few more minutes and we can go home.”

“But what about my butt, ” he grumbled, but nobody heard him. Assholes.

Jimin was about to slouch back into his seat and mutter some expletives under his breath when the air rang with a high-pitched whistle, and the mass of students all around him rose up collectively and roared. If he hadn’t been gripping onto the armrests he would have fallen face-first into the chairs in front of him. Did they win? Is the game over?

He squinted and watched Jungkook’s teammates running to each other and tumbling onto the ground, rolling around in the glistening strands of grass and the dirt. Jungkook was there too, the corners of his eyes wrinkling and lips parted in a wondrous smile. Jimin found himself grinning, and he rose up and joined all the shouting around him. “We did it!” It’s over! “We won!” Jungkook won!

Then, Jungkook made eye contact with him as he looked over the crowd. The boy had a million stars swimming through the browns of his irises-- and he laughed, laughed as he watched Jimin still in his spot. Laughed as he made his way up the stands, pushing through the crowd (which parted for him like they were the Red Sea and Jungkook was Moses. Oddly enough, the simile fit.)

He was only a few feet away from Jimin when the elder awoke from his trance. “Jeon Jungkook, you did it!” Jimin cried, moments away from collapsing back into his seat with happiness. “Fuck you, Jeon Jungkook, for being so goddamn talented, fuck you fuck you fuck you--”

Jungkook was chuckling, the brat , and he reached Jimin with relatively no injuries (which was a feat, considering the swarm of people running down the stands.) “So, um-- Hello, Park Jimin. Nice to finally meet you face to face.”

He was holding out a hand-- a large, beautifully crafted hand-- which Jimin took hesitantly. “Fuck you,” he mumbled like a broken record, glaring at the boy standing in front of him as his hand was completely engulfed. “Why are you so big and tall? Who told you?”

“You really are as cute in real life as you are in text, huh?”

Bitch! ” Jimin slapped his shoulder weakly (why did Jungkook have to have giant, firm muscles?) “Muscle pig. Headass.”

“Ow, ow!” Jungkook’s face contorted. He was obviously faking pain, but Jimin felt guilt claw at his stomach. His hand was still around Jimin’s-- which should have felt awkward, but it didn’t, for some odd reason. It felt rather... good? Comforting. “Now, you ready for the party?”

“You know I am.” Jimin shouldn’t have winked, but he did anyways (like the dumbass he was, and he felt his cheeks heat up almost immediately.) “Lead the way.”

As him and Jungkook made their way down the stands, Jungkook almost dragging him down, Jimin missed the looks on his friends’ faces. (Yoongi was shocked and slightly horrified. Hoseok… well, given that it was Hoseok , of course he looked like an old lady who had just figured out that her child smoked weed with his girlfriend behind the school dumpsters.)

 

~

 

Syubgi

March 4th | 8:42 P.M.

 

Syubgi:

PARK JIMIN.

CARE TO EXPLAIN?

 

Chiminie:

What? ^^

 

Syubgi:

Stop acting innocent. You know what you did.

How come you never told me Jungkook invited you to a party?

How come you never told me that you two were this close?!?!

I. Am. Waiting.

 

Chiminie:

okayokay sorry!!!! But just because youre my best friend doesn’t mena i have to tell u everything!!!! >.<

 

Syubgi:

yes it does.

 

Chiminie:

Oh really?

Then how come you never happened to tell me that you and hoseok hyung are dating?

 

Syubgi:

What?

We aren’t dating.

 

Chiminie:

Give it up already, yoongles. I know.

I caught you two kissing a week or so ago when i was heading home. I almost threw up, but…

I just wanted to see how long it would take for you to tell me -.-

 

Syubgi:

I…

we’ll talk about that later.

Where are you?

 

Chiminie:

-_-

In jungkookie’s car

Just a few minutes away from his house

He says hi!!!!!

 

Syubgi:

Hi.

You better make sure that there’s no drinking involved. No drugs, no alcohol, no smoking, no NOTHING.

And don’t let jungkook do anything that you don’t want to do. You control your own body, and make sure he realizes that if you say no, it means no.

Put my number on speed dial, and call me if you need me to pick you up early.

what’s the address?

 

Chiminie:

OH MY GOD, HYUNG

I NEVER KNEW YOU COURLDT URN INTO AN OVERPROTECTIVE MOm!!!!

YOU REALLY DO CARE ABOUT ME <333

And hyung, me and kookie are just friends, don’t worry. Nothing will happen, its just him n the rest of the football team and their plus ones ^^

 

Syubgi:

address. now.

 

Chiminie:

Kjkdsfks OKAY, OKAY

<location sent>

there.

Now, are we good??? Everything’s taken care of. I have ur number, stop worrying so much -.-

 

Syubgi:

okay.

Well, have fun. Ill be out having dinner with seokseok. Call me if u need me.

 

Chiminie:

SEOKSEOK????? DSFK KDSFJLKDSF THATS SO CUTE YOU’RE SO CUTE?!?!?!!

 

Syubgi:

bye.

 

~

 

“It’s gonna be a little loud, hyung,” Jungkook murmured as he unlocked his door with his keys. “After all, we are football players. Just… tell me if you feel uncomfortable or if you want to leave, I can drop you.”

He wasn’t wrong.

There was some song with a whole lot of bass playing around the house. The moment the two entered, they were pushed on either side by large, seven-foot tall football players. Jimin felt his chest compressing as a rather large senior leaned over him to give Jungkook a pat on the back. Jungkook was laughing along with the others (and of course, shouting, too-- there was, in fact, lots of shouting.)

And then, one by one, their attention turned to Jimin. A small, fidgeting, tangerine-haired Park Jimin.

“Who’s this?” one guy said gruffly, eyebrow raised. “Your plus one?”

Jungkook scratched the back of his neck, giving them a sheepish smile. “Yeah. This is Park Jimin, one of my friends. He’s a Junior.”

“Hey. I’m Youngjae. Nice to meet you.” It was the boy standing right next to Jungkook who first greeted him, grinning from ear to ear. He held out a hand, which Jimin took hesitantly. “You know, at first I thought Jungkookie had gotten himself a boyfriend or something.”

The rest of the team roared with laughter while Jungkook’s cheeks turned pink (he was… blushing. The great Jeon Jungkook was blushing at the thought of Jimin being his boyfriend .) “You ass,” he grumbled, shoving the house keys back into his pocket. “Now, lead us to the refreshments already.”

Everyone erupted into cheers at that. Jungkook’s teammates pushed and/or carried Jimin towards what he presumed was the kitchen, and people parted for them to let them pass. It wasn’t too wild of a party, actually; most of the time, it was just groups of people talking or dancing, and the occasional make-out session in the bathroom (they’d left their door open.)

“Hyung, you want a beer?” It was Jungkook, leaning against a counter with an open can clutched in his hand.

“Oh…” Now, that was illegal. “No, I’m fine, you go on ahead.”

“You sure? Not even one?”

“I’m not really a fan of breaking laws.”

Jungkook raised an eyebrow and chuckled, motioning the mass of people scattered throughout the house. “Nobody’s gonna tell, you know. But I’ll respect your decision.”

They stood there for a few more minutes (in complete silence, mind you) and then Jungkook was swept up by a few guys from his football team as they laughed and led him to the living room-- and Jimin was left alone. And a little thirsty.

But no . No matter how curious he was, he wasn’t going to touch that alcohol. He was a respectable man, and he wasn’t going to break his good-boy streak just because he wanted to know what beer tasted like. “It probably tastes like piss,” he scoffed to himself, diverting his eyes. “Like two thousand year old, mummified piss .”

 

Syubgi

March 4th | 9:02 P.M.

 

Syubgi:

are you still alive?

 

Chiminie:

hyuuuunnnggg stop worrying

Ill have u know im having the most fun ive ever had in my life! >.<

 

Syubgi:

Really?

Are you drunk?

Send a pic.

 

Chiminie:

no!!! never!!

ughhhhhhhhhhh fine

good?

 

Syubgi:

...okay.

Is jungkook there with you?

 

Chiminie:

Hes talking with his other football player friends

Wait hes coming over rn

Talk to u later!!! ^3^

and stop worrying so much, you worrywart!!!

 

 

“Who’s that?” Jungkook asked airily as he sat down on a stool next to Jimin. His hand was still clutching his beer can, which now looked considerably empty.

“It was Yoongi hyung.” Jimin giggled. “Worrying again. He’s been doing a lot of that recently.”

The other joined in with the laughter, but his face grew rock hard again after a few seconds. “Jiminie hyung, you know you can just tell me if you feel uncomfortable or something or if you just want to leave. It’s pretty rowdy in here, and I don’t know if you like parties or not.” He ran his hand through his hair nervously, and Jimin watched his brown locks flutter back over his forehead. “I kinda… forced you into this, I guess.”

“Don’t be silly, I said yes,” Jimin said, rolling his eyes. On top of being smart and athletic and stunningly handsome, he had to be sweet , too. “You can go back to conversing with your friends or whatever if you want. I’m not stopping you.”

“But I wanna talk to you ,” he whined, bottom lip jutting out in a pout.

Jimin’s heart stopped.

“H--hey, stop it. You’re drunk.” Jimin looked down at his hands, which fiddled with his shirt buttons.

“No I’m not. I’m perfectly… not drunk.”

“Well, you’re a lot dumber in real life, then.”

A grunt slipped through Jungkook’s pink lips and he spun in his seat to face Jimin. “Okay, fine, I’m a little woozy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t wanna get to know you more. We’ve been texting each other for… what, a month now? Yet we still don’t know anything about each other.”

Jimin sighed, slouching into his stool. “Fine. What do you want to know, anyways?”

“Hmmm…” Jungkook sat there for a few seconds, contemplating, finger tapping his chin. “What’s your favourite color?”

“Blue. What’s yours?”

He took a swig of his beer. “Red and black.”

The orange-haired man snorted, eyes widening. “You sound so emo right now.”

“Hey! They’re perfectly valid colors!”

“Okay, okay, calm down,” Jimin laughed, throwing his body against the shelf. The boy’s face was contorted in such a way that Jimin found it completely hilarious . “Dream job?”

He answered it almost immediately, without a sliver of doubt. “Football player.”

“Should’ve known. For me, I’d love to be a microbiologist.”

Laaaaaame .” Jungkook rolled his eyes, and reached for another can of beer from across the table. It was inches away from his grasp; Jimin pushed the can towards his fingers. “Biology is for losers,” he giggled as he opened the can. “Speaking of Biology, when do you think you’re free for tutoring?”

Jimin had completely forgotten about the deal they had made. Good thing that someone had interrupted their conversation before Jimin could make up some sort of excuse for his incompetency.

“We’re gonna play spin the bottle. You in?” It was Youngjae, giving them an impossibly bright smile.

Jungkook raised an eyebrow at Jimin, a silent question of do you want to ?

And, let’s face it-- if it had been anyone else who had asked him to play spin the bottle with a bunch of random strangers, Jimin would have scoffed in their face. But this was Jeon Jungkook , and Jimin was up for it before he had even asked. “I’m cool with it,” he breathed, playing with his shirt sleeve.

As long as it didn’t land on some stranger.

And moreso, land on Jeon fucking Jungkook.

So, in conclusion: Jimin was screwed .

 

Syubgi

March 4th | 9:17 P.M.

 

Chiminie:

hyung omg save me we’re gonna play spin the bottle and jungkook!!! is a candidate!!!! #fuckm ylife

 

 

Syubgi

March 4th | 9:21 P.M.

 

Chiminie:

Oh so NOW you dont wanna answer huh ????

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Syubgi

March 4th | 9:24 P.M.

 

Chiminie:

Its beginning

Oh mytgod what do i do

we’re all sitting around in a circle and im like right next tojungkook

I know it s not like my first kiss or anything but still like i cant do this

Its too much

what if it lands on him!!;!!

okay so I think if the bottle lands on me I'm just gonna pass… thatll be okrifht??

 

Syubgi:

sure yeah

Im kind of busy right now so

have fun

 

Chiminie:

FUCK YOU ASSHAT

 

Some girl named Eunbi has the bottle, her blood-red fingernails clutched around the tinted glass. She sets it down on the wooden floor and gives it a rather wimpy spin. She’s giggling when it stops on a guy a few spots down from Jimin, batting her eyelashes and leaning into the other’s embrace.

Everyone’s cheering and clapping at the kiss-- well, except for Jimin . He’s sitting cross-legged on the ground, knees brushing against those of Jeon fucking Jungkook , the hot guy from his bio class, and most likely the hottest fucking kid in school-- how lucky could he be? He bets if Yoongi were here (Jimin really has no idea where he is) he would be laughing his ass off. Jeon Jungkook. Hot guy. Sweet guy. Wonderful, amazing, spectacular guy. Sitting right next to him.

He’s managed to get his heart rate somewhat under control (it had been racing far over  200 bpm, Jimin thinks) when he feels fingers ghosting over his thigh. It’s Jungkook’s hand. Jungkook’s strong, burly hand on his fucking thigh. Jimin looks up and Jungkook’s brown, swirling, beautiful eyes are there, the corners of his lips turned upward into what he realizes is a reassuring smile. It dawns on him that he had been fidgeting for the past few minutes, and Jungkook had taken notice and had thought it was due to the game. Oh, how wrong he was… how oblivious he was.

Jimin’s thoughts are suddenly interrupted by cheering and a hand on his back. Their gaze is shattered immediately and Jimin is sent lurching forward--and there’s the bottle. The nose of the bottle was pointing at him , for fuck’s sake. Fuck . He doesn’t even know who spun the bottle last-- he had been too distracted by Jeon Jungkook and his pink lips and the hand hot against his skin. The hand which had disappeared as soon as it had come. Jimin, regrettably, missed Jungkook’s touch... a lot .

“Uhm, I- I think I’ll just pass this--” he tries to stutter out, but then he’s being pushed into the middle of the circle. He stabilizes himself and peers up, finding himself facing somebody. A rather handsome somebody. At the thought of kissing him, this hot hunk of a man, Jimin reddens and freezes up.

The handsome somebody is grinning down at him, eyes crinkling at the corners (like Jungkook’s-- oh, fuck off, Jimin’s mind.) He brings up a hand and brushes his raven hair off his forehead. “It’s Taemin,” he says, voice deep and hellishly attractive.

“H-hi, Taemin.” Why can’t he hear everyone’s shouts anymore? It was like he was underwater, and Taemin was the only one here with him. “I’m Jimin. Park Jimin. Do I sound like James Bond? Have you ever watched that movie? I haven’t, that’s for sure, haha. But I’ve heard it’s really good though, I’ve looked up the summary and I think it would be a great series to watch at home with your friends, but alone is fine too, I guess, if you have a dog maybe they could keep you company--”

“You’re cute.” Jimin doesn’t have a chance to retaliate (with what exactly, he doesn’t know-- maybe a playful push to the shoulder and a blush, or a flirty response) before there’s lips on his. He tastes like strawberries, like those fruit tarts his mother always made him when he was a little kid. Or like the field of flowers Jimin played in, full of daisies and sunflowers and chrysanthemums he would pluck out of the ground and group into beautiful bouquets (which he would later give to his father, when he returned home from work).

It’s over before he instantly realizes-- he just kissed a very handsome boy .

The hollering around him is back, like he just resurfaced, like he wasn’t drowning any more. Maybe...maybe he wanted to dive back in? But when he cracks open his eyes, Taemin’s back in his spot across the room, laughing and playing around with the guys around him, batting off compliments. “Thanks for the kiss, sweet cheeks,” the boy chuckles, eyes glinting with humor. Then he turns to his friends, murmuring something like I knew he would have been an easy catch.

Jimin finds himself crawling back to his spot, rather heartbroken and defeated. He really shouldn’t be… what was he thinking? That Taemin actually liked it or something? Jimin’s thoughts clouded his brain, like the dense fog associated with pollution-- fuck you, Park Jimin. It’s a fucking game. Of course he didn’t think you were cute. It’s all a game to him. Why can’t you take it as a game, too?

“Dude, it’s your turn,” Yugyeom calls from a few spots next to him. He’s chuckling like the rest of them. “Hurry up and spin! Or you could just pass or something if you’re too much of a pussy . It’s a fucking game , dude.”

Jimin feels something claw at his chest. It’s hot, boiling, gut-wrenching anger . It was pure bullshit , what this kid was pulling on him, that’s what it was. But he holds it in, because he knows everything would just get worse if he tried to do something, or chew Yugyeom out. He hesitantly reaches out to grab the beer bottle--

“We’re leaving.” It’s Jungkook, his voice deep and guttural. Jimin stares at him with disbelief, fingers inches away from touching the bottle. The laughter around the room dies down, until there’s just a few kids in the back whispering and the current song echoing around the walls. Taemin looks surprised, eyebrows raised. Yugyeom’s silent. Jungkook wraps his fingers around Jimin’s wrist and stands up, bringing Jimin up along with him.

Fuck. Oh, fuck . All eyes were on Jimin now. What the fuck did Jungkook think he was doing ? “Jungkook-ah,” Jimin mutters, but Jungkook’s face is set into stone, his eyes narrowed as he glares daggers into… Taemin?

“Jungkook, what is it?”

He doesn’t respond. Instead, he slips his fingers between Jimin’s, until their palms are flush against each other and their hands are entwined. Jimin blinks a few times. This wasn’t real. This wasn’t happening. What was Jungkook doing? He tries to tug his hand away, cheeks flushing red involuntarily, but Jungkook has him in an iron grip.

Jungkook leads him away from the circle, all the whispering and the murmuring, never once loosening his grasp on Jimin’s hand. There’s a few people mingling in the halls who part for him immediately. Jimin can’t bring himself to question what Jungkook is doing at first, because 1) he doesn’t know what exactly to say in the silence and 2) he’s fucking holding his hand.

“Hey. Stop. Jungkook, stop! ” Jimin tears his hand away from Jungkook’s vice-like grip, and Jungkook stills. “What are you even doing?”

It’s like Jungkook’s been caught stealing out of the cookie jar or something, because he looks absolutely terrified . “I just… I just thought you didn’t want to be back there…”

“Okay, you’re right. I didn’t.” He’s pretty pissed now. He doesn’t know where the anger’s coming from, but it’s there, sitting at the back of his throat like a bad aftertaste, ready to be coughed up. “ Sure, I didn’t. But why does it make it okay for you to just, I don’t know, parent me? Do I look like a kid to you? Or a damsel in distress? Fuck you , Jeon Jungkook, I could have dealt with that perfectly by myself.”

Jungkook fiddles with his jacket, before finally whispering: “I just thought maybe you wanted me to save you… or, I dunno, do something about it…”

God, ” Jimin groaned, running his hand through the locks of his hair. “Oh my god, Jungkook. You realize you made an utter fool out of you and me, right? I’m… I’m older than you, for fuck’s sake. God, I’m not a kid, like everyone just loves to treat me as. A fucking incapable little child. I just never imagined you would do it, too!”

“I’m… sorry, Jimin-hyung, I just wasn’t thinking…” he looks absolutely broken, and extremely apologetic, reaching out as if to touch Jimin but then dropping his arm back to his side immediately.

A sense of pity washes over Jimin.

“Ah…  I’m sorry, Jungkook. I’m overreacting.” He gingerly places a hand on Jungkook’s shoulder, and the younger seems to calm down instantly. “I really was uncomfortable back there. Just… thanks, I guess. But just don’t treat me like a… like a fragile ceramic doll or something. I don’t break that easily.”

He nods rather quickly.

Jimin admits that he’s been a little too harsh on Jungkook. After all, he was just trying to help him. He’s just… used to people belittling him, and it’s become a natural response of a sort. To defend himself. To stand up and fight instead of hiding, or pushing it to the back of his head to worry and cry about later.

“I’m going to head home now.” Jimin watches Jungkook straighten himself up, roll his shoulders back. “Goodnight, Jungkook.”

“No, I can drive you.”

“You’re drunk. I can’t let you do that.”

“I feel fine.” Jungkook is defiant, lower lip jutting out in a pout. “The beer’s probably worn off already.”

“Jungkook, I’m not gonna risk it. If something happens…” he’d never be able to forgive himself. “Just stay here. I’ll text you when I get back, I swear.”

“Then… I’ll walk you there. I promise, it’s not too much trouble for me.”

Jimin’s ready to say yes, Jungkook . He wants to, but he fights the small voices in his head and lets out a No. He doesn’t want to waste Jungkook’s time, no matter how much he says it’s okay.

“But…” It looks like Jungkook wants to insist more, push Jimin into letting him go with him. But at the last moment, he backs off, staring wistfully at his feet. “Uhm… Okay. Goodnight, hyung.”

Some part of Jimin wants Jungkook to stop him. “Yeah.” But he doesn’t say a word, even as Jimin slips out of the front door and into the cold, starry night. Even as he reaches the sidewalk, peering back at the two-story house, its windows still shining and shadows moving inside. He wonders if one of them is Jungkook’s. He wonders what the others must be saying in the living room, if they were still playing spin the bottle as if nothing had ever happened.

Jimin turns back to the road and starts walking. He doesn’t want to bother Yoongi, as his house is only a ten minute walk from Jungkook’s. So he shoves his hands into his pockets and moves on, thoughts stuck on the feeling of Jungkook’s fingers in his, of his beautiful smile and twinkling eyes.

When he gets home, he forgets his promise to text Jungkook.

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Kookie97

March 4th | 10:21 P.M.

 

Kookie97

hyung, you didn’t text me. Did u reach home ok?

 

Kookie97

March 4th | 10:29 P.M.

 

Kookie97

jimin hyung

Why aren’t u responding?

is everything ok!?!?!

 

Kookie97

March 4th | 10:42 P.M.

 

Kookie97

This is why i wanted to walk u home!

I should have...

 

<Video Call from Kookie97 (10:43 pm)>

<Call missed>

 

Kookie97

pick up! I’m worried

 

<Video Call from Kookie97 (10:46 pm)>

<Call missed>

 

<Video Call from Kookie97 (10:47 pm)>

<Call missed>

 

<Video Call from Kookie97 (10:59 pm)>

<Call missed>

 

Kookie97

March 4th | 11:08 P.M.

 

Kookie97

Sorry. i’m doing it again aren’t i?

Sorry.

I’ll stop worrying, your phone probably died or something

sorry sorrysoyrry please forgive me i somehow always find a way to fuck everything up!!

goodnight hyung

 

Kookie97

March 5th | 8:56 A.M.

 

Chiminie:

Oh gosh kookie no im okay! I just crashed as soon as i got home, i was so tired!!! Im still in last nights clothes haha

I forgot to text you :0

Im all right!!!!

 

Kookie97:

Are u sure?

 

Chiminie:

yes yes ofc!!!!

See? All good

 

Kookie97:

...okay

hey, hyung…

 

Chiminie:

mhm? :)

 

Kookie97:

i ‘m just,really sorry for everything that happened last night

my friends are real assholes sometimes, i just can’t believe they would do something like that

Especially yugyeom. I would hav enever thought he would be so rude. Ill talk to him about it

and me too… i’m sorry, really really sorry i’m an idiot haha.

I just don’t think about the consequences of my actions before i do them.

I promise i won’t do it again

 

Chiminie:

No, it’s okay, jungkookie!!

I really did enjoy the party though. even if all of THAT happened

And…. yeah i overreacted a lot. I dont know what came over me ;;;;

Im a shitty person sometimes…. most times

 

Kookie97:

Don’t say that it was my fault

I’m just glad i got all of that off my chest, it was bothering me all night T^T

 

Chiminie:

ahaha yeah!! Lets not get into any misunderstandings ever again ´・ᴗ・`

 

Kookie97:

agreed ^^

 

Syubgi

March 5th | 11:18 A.M.

 

Syubgi:

You didn’t call me to pick you up last night.

Did you just walk home?

… wait

you got laid didn’t you

by someone whose name starts with a “j” and ends with a “eon jungkook”

are you still at his house right now?

you’d better have used protection

 

Chiminie:

WHAT N O

I WALK ED H OME BCAUSE I DinDNT want to bother you oh myg do

 

Syubgi:

good. you’re too young

How was the party?

 

Chiminie:

….

Bad, ig uess

 

Syubgi:

who do i have to beat up

 

Chiminie:

NO YOO NGI

I just… kinda yelled at jungkookie near the end.

I was too harsh on him

I dunno, i guess i jusst felt like standing up formyself and i got mad at him for helping me,..

 

Syubgi:

That sounds stupid

 

Chiminie:

I know

Its just…. Idk, some sort of complex?? I guess??

god i hate myself sdkflkdsaf

he wassjust being nice and i fucke dup and now he thinks it’s his fault

 

Syubgi:

Why did he want to help you? were you in trouble?

 

Chiminie:

Just a bunch of stuff while we played spin the bottle…

I got chosesn to kiss thsi guy and stuff happened and he ended upa being a jerk or whatever

It wasnt that serious

 

Syubgi:

I’m gonna kick that boy’s ass. fucktard

 

Chiminie:

KKDSs YOONGIS TOP

Well jungkook apologized and i did too so i think everythings ok now

I just hope everything can go back to normal ;;;;

me = dumbass

 

Syubgi:

Nice

 

Chiminie:

Anyways,

I dont wanna talk about this anymore

wyd

 

Syubgi:

with hobi

he’s showing off the dance studio

 

Chiminie:

cyute!!! (ノಠ_ಠ)ノ︵ ┻━┻

u two are so adorable together it hurts kdsafjlksd

… wait…!

You stayed with hoseok hyung all night?

wAIT

DID YOU AND HOBI DO … YOU KNOW… DID U DO IT?!?!?!!?!?

OH MGSJDY

IS THAT WHAY YOU WERENT RESOPONDING TO ME LAST NIGHT

WERE YoU BUSY DOING THE DO?!?! THE ADULT NAPTIME??!? THE NASTY???? THE SQUAT THRUSTS IN THE CUCUMBEFR PATCH??!?!?!?1

 

Syubgi:

1. we did not have sex. we did not fuck

2. what the fuck

 

Chiminie:

dont say it like that it soudns weird >//////////<

 

Syubgi:

what are you twelve

we came home from the restaurant and just watched a movie and hoseokie almost fell asleep and then we cuddled for a bit,

and why am i telling you all of this

 

Chiminie:

Thats literally the cutest thing ive ever heard in my life

I cant believe i heard that from you

GOD HOW COULDF SYOU HIDE THIS FROM ME?!?!?!

I WOULD HAVE TOTALLYF SUPPORTED YOUR RELATIONSHIP

U ASSHOLE

FUCK YOU

 

Syubgi:

yeah, about that….

gtg

 

Chiminie:

THIS ISNT OVEr >:-(((((((

fUCK U

 

Kookie97

March 6th | 5:56 P. M.

 

Chiminie:

Hey kook

what’re u up 2?

 

Kookie97:

just chillin’ i guess?

 

Chiminie:

Is thatyour room kslkdfjlkds

 

Kookie97:

yeah

why?

 

Chiminie:

Why is it so…. PLAIN

Its like pure white whaAt tHe fUck ????

Youre such a boring ass person im kdsjfks

 

Kookie97:

H    E     Y

I like it like this

at least it’s not beige… ack

 

Chiminie:

meanie >.<

was that a callout post for me??

my bedroom’s beige!!! >(

 

Kookie97:

oh my god

how could it be a call out post???? I don’t even know what ur room looks like

*>:(

 

Chiminie:

thanks

this is my room

 

Kookie97:

THATS YOUR ROOm???! WhaT

ARE YOU RICH

HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE RICH. FUCK!

I now find u even more attractive omfg

 

Chiminie:

nah its just some random ass photo i found on google images when i lookedup “beige bedroom”

are u dumb you can clearly see mountains through the windows…. you already know i live near your neighborhood kook akfjkasdkf

 

Kookie97:

 

Chiminie:

...and did you just call me attractive

 

Kookie97:

what

no, no i disdnt

 

Chiminie:

No…no, i think you kinda did

“I now find u even more attractive omfg”

you called me attractive

 

Kookie97:

It was autocorrect

 

Chiminie:

Kjalskjflkas WHat????! How KKFDs??

Im sobbing

 

Kookie97:

I decided to return the favor

after all, you WERE the one to address me as “that hot guy in bio class”

 

Chiminie:

FUCK OFF I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THAT

 

Kookie97:

Tbh i’ll never forget that for as long as i live

 

Chiminie:

why do our chats always end up with me wanting to strangle u with my bare hands?

 

Kookie97:

kiinky ;)



Kookie97

March 6th | 6:22 P. M.

 

Kookie97:

you left again didn’t you

 

Syubgi

March 6th | 6:24 P. M.

 

Chiminie:

i think we’re all good now.

(*´▽`*)

 

---

 

Kookie97

March 8th | 11:01 A.M.

 

Chiminie:

i found these sunglasses in th eback of my closet!!! What do u think??

 

Kookie97:

……...ur cute

 

Chiminie:

(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵ )

 

Kookie97:

the fuck is that?

 

Chiminie:

( ͡°⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ⁄ʖ⁄ ⁄ ͡° )

 

Kookie97:

oh good lord

 

Chiminie:

( ͡☉⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ͜ʖ̫⁄ ⁄ ͡☉)

 

Kookie97:

Thats enough thank u

 

Chiminie:

what a sexy beast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) rawrr

 

Kookie97:

… ………………

i regret ever talking to you

 

Chiminie:

we must exchange memes

send me ur meme

 

Kookie97:

 

Chiminie:

ah... i see u have descended to the god tier of memes

u sexy little thang

 

Kookie97:

i’m leaving

 

Chiminie: