Dear Hawkeye - get your own apartment or start pulling your own weight around here
Dear Hawkguy - I will when you do
Lady Hawkeye - It's my apartment. I can do what I want.
Hawkdude - Wrong. The apartment belongs to the moldy pizza monster that literally just walked.
Hawkette - That's definitely on you. I wouldn't let pizza go uneaten.
Hawkeyes - ffs deal with it instead of bickering
Old Hawk Man - Why is Lucky purple?
Mini Hawk - I didn't do it.
Sucky Ninja - I think we have to evict the Pizza Monster.
Dog Snatcher - We?
Iron Fist - I did our laundry. I'm staying. BTW nice Cap boxers.
Hawkingbird - I evicted the Pizza Monster you created. Lucky needs more food.
Robin Hood - Are those two sentences related? New bag in the pantry.
Lady Hawkguy - Going off Earth. Take care of Lucky. BTW we have a pantry?
Barton - Not an appropriate way to tell me you're leaving. Lucky and I are going to stay with Billy and Teddy.
Bishop - Are you stealing my dog again?
Barton - Damn right I am
Katie Kate - How are you getting in and out of the apartment unnoticed? Also did you take my arrows?
Clint - I have a key (duh). Yes, I need them for reasons. PS don't call me that.
Hawkeye - I've been on the couch for the past three days how have I not seen you?
Hawkeye - You haven't stolen anything in a week, are you okay?
Hawkeye - Bobbi just dropped Lucky off here. Where the fuck are you? What happened?
Clint - Sorry for the blood. Should be back soon. No worries. Take care of Lucky.
Katie Kate - That answered a total of zero questions.
Clint - Don't call me that.
Katie Kate - Don't disappear then. BTW your stitches look awful.
Clint - They got ripped open. Redo them for me?
Clint - You aren't allowed to get anymore concussions.
Kate - You had more than I did this month.
Clint - Minor not major ones
Kate - Then I think it evens out.
Hawkeyes - There is not a competition to see who can get the most brain damage. You are both on medical leave for the next month.
Hawkeye - Fuck that?
Hawkeye - Fuck that.
Hawkeye - We need more frozen peas.
Hawkeye - Why can't we just get ice packs like normal humans?
Bobbi - We don't need a babysitter. We are adults.
Clint - History has proven that you do.