...with Tony Stark as Susan Lucci.
(See the end of the work for notes.)
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You haven't noticed me for
But I was frozen!
Well I still deserve appreciation.
Who was there for you when you were brainwashed?!
You know I don't remember that!
I am Tony Stark!
This is not your backstory.