You pull the window shut behind you. At least you’re nice enough to shut it for him. The guy left it wide open. What a complete idiot. He was practically asking for you to come in and drain him. This is why you liked the neighborhood. It always had a few open or unlocked bedroom windows you could find filled with people to leech off of. Nothing like milking the lifeforce from an unsuspecting sleeper with their window hanging wide open.
You hop off the fourth story balcony and pump your magic right before you hit the ground, making for a soft gentle landing. The guy was alright looking too. Maybe you’ll come back when you’re hungry again. Haha, maybe you’ll give him a better dream too. You can’t believe a guy his age is actually into diapers, that sicko. What the heck.
You humm to the night air as you slowly walk home. Maybe he has a girlfriend you can try next. Heh, it's always fun to see what couples really like deep down. If the guy was into diapers, the girl was probably even freakier. Hahah maybe she's into grandpaws, making them both into diapers!
Your tail flicks in your pants as you stretch. Young people are much better. You can practically feel his life force waking your body up. You’d been putting off your feeding session for three days now, and you're weakening body was practically unbearable. Why did lifestealing have to be such a chore?
You round the corner to the group of buildings when you hear shouts, laughter, and jeers. Great… there’s a bunch of drunk idiots walking around. Seriously stay indoors if your gonna get wasted. Nobody likes a group of drunkards in the middle of the night on a Tuesday.
You notice the sounds getting louder as you get closer to the open alleyway on your left. Tch… they had better leave you alone, or they were in for a rude awakening. You’re ears focus in when you hear what sounds like someone pleading.
“S-STOP… HU-HUMAN I MUST BE ON MY WAY!”
“Dude… ask it how, hehehe…. Ask it how it fucks! Hahahahaha!”
“L-LANGUAGE… AND THAT IS PR-PRIVATE INFORMPHHH-”
“Hahaha shut it up!”
“Lets see what it’s got!”
“Pull ‘em down!”
Great… sounds like they’re drunk, and violent. Well... as long as they leave you alone they can do whatever they want for all you care. You can’t wait to get home to your sweet sweet bed, and get some much needed rest.
You pass the opening of the ally and glance a quick peek. Lucky for you, you’re eyes see nearly perfectly in the darkness. You make out the form of three adult men. One standing in the middle of the alley watching as the other two hold something against the wall. You squint trying to get a good look at what they’ve got that’s so interesting they’re all laughing like idiots. It’s hard to tell with one of the men standing in front of it.
“I told’ja ta hold it still.”
“Sssory, heheh, it’s a wriggly one.”
Suddenly whatever their holding pushes forward, before being dragged back against the wall. You immediately stop in your tracks.
Was that a kid?
Are they molesting a kid!?
You sigh inwardly… Ok, maybe you’ll do something about it. Seriously, how can four drunk guys have a kid pinned to a wall in the middle of the night. Thats pretty bad, even by your standards. They can do whatever they want to adults, but kids are off limits.
You quickly change directions, charging in a direct line down the alley.
“Get em off!”
“Take um off n’ lets see!”
“I told’ja ta hold him down.”
“Hehehe, I’m trying I’m trying.”
“Don’t lettum scream.”
They’re so drunk they don’t even notice you until you’re a few feet away… Or maybe it’s that it’s really dark. You can’t always tell how well regular people are suppose to see. The guy hanging back finally takes notice of you, and wobbles as he sneers. He’s still holding a can.
“Heya darlin, coming ta join the show.”
You smile politely back. Any second now it should kick in.
“Why yes.” Smirk “What type of show are you going to give me?”
Suddenly his eyes roll and the man starts drooling. You allow your entire aura out, pissed that you had to take a detour home. You aren’t gonna spare any of these jerkwads for messing with a kid, and more importantly taking up your extremely precious resting time. His body has no choice but to submit. He falls to his knees, the other two at the wall soon following suit. You now have three drooling men rolling around on the floor as your aura holds them in a perpetual state of uncontrollable lust.
“Lets see… you were talking about how it fucks right, maybe you can show me-.”
You are rudely interrupted from your playthings by a loud voice to your right. Oh right, the kid. Kids aren’t affected by your aura. You look over to where the inappropriately loud voice came from, and are met with two gaping black holes. What is that? That’s not a kid… is it?
Recognition dawns on you as you look them over longer. Ohhhhh, it’s one of those new monster things. It looks like a skeleton maybe? It’s so small. But it’s head is so big. What’s with that outfit? Lots of blue… shoulder pauldrons… gloves and boots? Actually… that scarf is kinda adorable… too adorable…. Wait!… you get it. It’s a monster kid. Wow, these guys were going after a whole ‘nuther species kid, are they completely retarded.
The monster steps away from the wall as they inspect the people now rolling in ecstasy on the floor drooling. He looks worried.
“HUMANS, ARE YOU ALRIGHT! THE MAGNIFICENT SANS DID ASK THAT YOU UNHAND ME IMMEDIATELY, BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO ROLL YOURSELVES ON THE FLOOR!”
Well… you weren’t expecting that. Is he actually worried for these pedo jerks. His skull somehow scrunches up with worry as he watches the drool slowly leak outta the guys mouth. Apparently skeletons can have facial expressions. Who knew? The little guy squats down and starts trying to help the man, previously holding him against the wall, up.
“Leave him.” You say, amused.
“BUT HE IS IN DISTRESS! HUMAN, WE MUST HELP THEM IMMEDIATELY.”
The man starts moaning as the monster tries to move him again.
“He’s fine… He’s just a little uh…. Overstimulated from my presence.”
“HUMAN! YOU DID THIS!!”
You personally could care less if a kid thinks you did this or not. It’s not like anyone would believe a kid anyway.
The little skeleton looks as you, and you watch his face morph from confusion to pure joy.
“HUMAN! PERHAPS... DID YOU COME HERE TO SAVE ME!”
“Pretty much…” You sigh in annoyance. “Listen, it’s late. I’m not sure why you're out here at this hour, but you should really go home an-”
“HUMAN ARE YOU BY CHANCE! A HERO!”
You stare into the monster’s sockets and are met by his own bright pins of glowing blue. They almost seem to be looking at you, expectantly… wait, are those like, his eyes or something.
“Phahahahaha what!” You can’t help but laugh. A succubus is about as far from a hero as you can get. Maybe the hero of the impotent, but you are definitely not a hero. “Heheh, sure little dude. I’m a hero.”
His face morphs into pure excitement at your answer.
“MWEH HEH HEH, I KNEW IT FROM THE MOMENT I LOOKED AT YOU! WORRY NOT HERO, FOR I THE MAGNIFICENT SANS WILL KEEP YOUR SECRET SAFE!”
He looks so happy. Good thing you got here in time. Whatever those guys were thinking of doing, probably wouldn’t be very good for a kid to experience. You’re glad he didn’t seem too shaken up about it.
You lean over a little, trying to meet his eyes.
“You will huh?” You give his skull a good pat. “Good, because I forgot my costume. It would be pretty bad if someone were to find out about my secret identity.”
You watch as he nearly dances on the spot with glee. Ok… you have to admit. Monster kids are kinda adorable.
You smile down at him, happy to take his mind off what just happened. You may not like adults that much, but kids are alright. They’re the only thing your seductive aura has no control over. They treated you just like they treated everyone else. No crazy desires. No lust filled glances. They were pure.
“HERO! MAY I PLEASE ASK? WHAT IS YOUR NAME!”
“Oh… it’s uhhh… Y/N.”
He deflates a little.
“YOUR’E HERO NAME IS Y/N?” He asks confused.
“Oh…. uh, no… that’s my actual name. You want my hero name huh… Are you sure I can trust you with this sensitive information?”
The little blue dots in his sockets expand. You swear there are tiny stars growing in the center of them. You watch his face explode with excitement.
“HERO! I WOULD STAKE MY LIFE ON THIS SECRET! PLEASE THE MAGNIFICENT SANS MUST KNOW AT ONCE!”
“Well… that sounds like an answer I can count on, magnificent Sans. The name I go by, is a name you better never forget. I prowl the streets at night and keep a watchful eye out for danger. Villains fear me most during a dark moon. You had better keep your windows shut, for I am know as, the Nocturnal Finisher, and I never leave a job half done!”
You snicker a bit in your head. Good thing it’s a kid.
“NOCTURNAL FINISHER…. WOWIE.”
The little guy is practically vibrating with excitement now. You suppress a laugh, deciding to get back to business.
“Now, listen here magnificent Sans. It’s waaaay past your bedtime. You need to skedaddle on home immediately.”
“I CAN’T GO HOME, HERO.”
Shoot… did something bad happen to his family. Monsters weren’t treated the best on the surface. Maybe you should take him home with you and call the authorities first thing in the morning.
“I’VE GOT TO PICK UP MY LITTLE BROTHER FIRST.”
Ohhh thank stars! Wait… why is his little brother out in the middle of the night. No… even more importantly why aren’t his parents picking them up. You sigh a little and turn towards the kid. Why does he have to be so dang cute? You just want to go home and sleep.
“How about I come with you? I always make sure the job is finished, and we can’t call it done till you get your brother.”
The skeleton beams at you. Is it possible for skeletons not to not smile? You aren’t really sure.
“REALLY HERO! YOU WANT TO ACCOMPANY ME!”
“Yeah, what if more of these guys show up. I’ve gotta make sure that nothing bad happens.”
The guy nearest to you makes an extra loud moaning sound and reaches for your foot. You discretely step on his fingers and start digging your weight into the heel, feeling the bones start to crack.You keep your eyes on the kids face to prevent suspicion.
“WORRY NOT HERO. THEY SIMPLY WISHED TO ASK ME IMPORTANT INTERSPECIES QUESTIONS AND GOT A BIT... FORCEFUL. I AM THE UNOFFICIAL MASCOT FOR MONSTERS AFTER ALL MWEH HEH HEH!”
Yeah… important interspecies questions huh? Because that usually entailed pushing you up against a wall in a dark alleyway, covering your mouth, and pulling down your clothes.
“Then maybe I just want to have a nice walk with a cool guy!”
It starts as a smidgen of blue, it blossoms from the bottom of his cervical vertebrae all the way to the top of his skull. Soon the whole monsters entire round skull is colored in a bright neon blue color. It glows slightly in the darkness, and you can’t help but stare. Is that… blushing?
“H-H-HERO… A-A-A GENUINE COMPLIMENT! BU-BU-BUT SURELY THE TIME FOR DATING IS TOO SOON!”
Wait… dating? What. Isn’t this kid like 10ish or something. Maybe he was a little older… Or maybe he's at whatever age monsters are for teenagers and he's feeling bashful about your beautiful presence.
“Let’s keep everything to a simple walk tonight, eh?”
The blush disappears as quickly as it came and hes once again smiling.
“OF COURSE HERO! BUT WHAT ABOUT THESE HUMANS IN DISTRESS?”
“Don’t worry about them. My superpowers are holding them down. They’ll be fine once we leave.”
He fidgets with glee and strikes a pose. Scarf billowing in the nonexistent wind.
“THEN ONWARD HERO! OUR DESTINATION LIES THAT WAY!”
He points enthusiastically the only direction possible from the alleyway. The back being a dead end.
“Lead on magnificent Sans.”
He bounds ahead of you with seemingly endless energy. You watch him disappear around the corner, and take a moment to kick the guy at your feet in the stomach. He pants and moans in a lust filled pain.
“P-p-please… touch me.”
These guys are lucky you need to walk him home, or you would force them to endure something much much worse. Never. Mess. With. Children! You stomp over his drooling body as you hear echos of the little skeleton call after you to hurry.
“So… Sans, what’s your brother doing out so late?” You ask as you walk next to him.
His face falls a little. Ahh… so skeletons can frown.
“PAPY HASN’T BEEN DOING VERY WELL… EVER SINCE WE LEFT THE UNDERGROUND HE’S BEEN OUT LATE WITH HIS… OTHER FRIENDS.”
“Oh… and he doesn’t invite you?”
“I DON’T LIKE THAT PLACE VERY MUCH.”
“IT SMELLS WEIRD, AND ISN’T SUITABLE FOR A GROWNUP LIKE ME!”
You stifle a laugh. Maybe the kids his brother hangs out with are a little on the delinquent side. Sans does seem like the overly responsible type for a kid his age.
“I’m surprised he doesn’t get in trouble for staying out so late.”
“HE DOES, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN HE LISTENES. I’VE TOLD HIM A HUNDRED TIMES THAT HE HAS TO COME HOME BEFORE IT GETS DARK, BUT HE NEVER DOES. IN THE END I HAVE TO DO ALL THE CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE BECAUSE HE FORGETS, OR NEVER DOES THEM, AND THEN I HAVE TO GO PICK HIM UP..”
“He sounds like a real handful.”
The little skeleton who seems so full of energy, gets quiet for the first time.
“I LOVE HIM A LOT, BUT I’M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM...”
“IF HE KEEPS ACTING THIS WAY… MAYBE ONE NIGHT HE WON’T COME BACK.”
Well shoot…. Things just got real serious. What is his brother doing every night?
“I’m sure if you sit down and have a talk with him, you can work things out. Younger brothers should listen to their older brothers.”
“I-I TRY, BUT HE KEEPS RUNNING AWAY.”
“We'll keep trying. I’m sure he’ll come around. You’re his cool big brother after all.”
“O-OF COURSE I AM HERO. THERE IS NO NEED FOR FLATTERY!”
You continue following the skeleton, when he suddenly stops in front of a building with a bright purple neon sign.
“THIS IS IT!” He sighs. “MUFFET’S…”
It’s a bar. His younger brother is at a bar. What are they doing letting a kids hang out at a bar? You notice a lot of monsters wandering around the area and wonder if monsters aren’t as strict about age limits when it comes to alcohol.
You follow the skeleton into the building, feeling the temperature change from the cool air outside, to the warm air of the bar. Looking around, the inside is decorated heavily with purple black and pink. You’re almost surprised it isn’t a strip club with the color choice. The whole place smells sweet, with an alcoholic twist. It’s full of monsters, and you feel a little self conscious being the only human in the place… Ok, ok…. human looking person.
A few of the monsters look up when you enter, and give you a curious glance. But, most of them don’t seem overly bothered at your presence. There is definitely a majority of dog monsters going on. A lot of them are barking, whining, and wagging their tails at one another.
Sans marches straight through the center of the bar, over to the counter with a tall orange hoodie clad monster. He’s slumped over the counter with a half empty glass reeking of alcohol. Light snores come off his body, and his chest heaves slowly. You suddenly realize that this is also a skeleton monster. A tall adult looking skeleton monster. Not a kid. Surely this isn't San’s younger brother. He’s supposed to be a kid right?
A dark purple monster appears behind the counter with a deep scowl across her face. She has at least two extra pair of arms, and is suited in an adorably cute jumper. She wipes slowly at a glass as she apologises.
“Sorry Sans. I cut him off, but he got some of the dogs to buy him a drink instead.”
Suddenly a crash is heard and her adorably cute face morphs into rage.
“Another dish really, that’s the third one tonight!”
She marches off towards the table with the dogs at it.
Sans sighs with his hands at his hips. He takes a moment to watch his brothers slow breath rise and fall as he sleeps. In the quietest voice you’ve heard all night he mutters.
“What am I gonna do with you Papy...?”
Then he shakes himself and pulls up his sleeves. It looks like he's getting ready for something difficult.
“PAPY WAKE UP! I’M HERE TO TAKE YOU HOME!”
He yells at the tall monster. It’s his brother alright. What’s going on?
“Five more munnnntzzzzzz.” Hoodie monster slurs, bairly flicking an arm up in response.
There’s a small puddle of drool on the counter where his head is lying.
“PAPY! GET UP! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T STAY OUT THIS LATE, I HAVE WORK TOMORROW AND I NEED TO GO HOME.”
“Nnnnn Snassss….. I like you hehehe. Gimmie…. Gimmie a hug.” The taller skeleton rolls his face slightly in his sleep.
Your brain is already connecting the dots as you look from one monster to the other. Somehow…. Somehow, the tiny cute monster you’ve been accompanying tonight is not a child, but in fact, an adult. Somehow, this other enormously tall monster is his younger brother. And somehow, you’ve been roped into all this.
Sigh… monsters are much too confusing for you right now. The younger one looks old, and the older one looks like a kid. You guess you shouldn’t have used human logic to guess a monster’s age. That was your fault. But Sans was acting so… Adults don’t act like that do they? Maybe it’s a monster thing.
You watch as the little monster attempts to get his brother to move from the counter. He pulls at his arm, beggs, nags, and even starts to tell him he’ll take away his honey rights… whatever that is? You decide you’re done. You only helped the guy because you thought he was a kid. You’re supposed to be home right now. In your comfy bed, sleeping. Not standing awkwardly as the only human in a monster bar, watching someone try to wake a skeleton from a drunken stupor.
You walk over as Sans grabs his brother around the waist and attempts to pull him from the stool.
“Need some help.”
“HERO-HUMAN!” He corrects, huffing. “I’M SORRY, BUT… MHHHH…. MY BROTHER IS SADLY NOT…. HUUUFFF… MOVING.”
“I can see that. How about you move out of the way and let me try.”
He looks you over once before continuing to pull on the huge creature.
“YOU ARE WELCOME TO GO AHEAD AND TRY HE-HUMAN! MUFFFFF…. BUT MY BROTHER’S ABILITY TO DEFY ANY AND ALL MOTION WHEN HE SLEEPS IS A MORE POWERFUL NIGHHHHH…. SKILL THAN ANY BATTLE TECHNIQUE OF THE ROYAL GUARD!”
“Yeah… well, I think this will be worth taking a try.”
He relents his hold on his brother panting, allowing you to take over the task. You walk up behind the passed out monster now very much annoyed with him. It’s his fault that his innocent cute brother was walking around in the middle of the night, getting molested by strangers. It’s his fault you had to do something about it. And, it’s his fault you aren’t in your comfy bed right now, enjoying your sleep. No, instead he’s the one sleeping, like none of it even matters. Oh, you are so gonna wake this guy up, and it’s not gonna be nice!
You lean over his back, putting your mouth right up next to the spot on his skull where the ear should be. You feel some sort of humming noise coming off his bones. It’s kinda relaxing. You get as close as possible, and whisper in your lowest, darkest, and most seductive voice.
“Rise and shine beautiful. It’s time for your good morning kiss…”
You then open your mouth, and lick straight up the side of his skull.
The hoodie clad skeleton screams and jumps a full foot in the air. He falls off the stool and lands in a heap on the floor, bone hands wiping at the saliva you left on his skull.
“HUMAN YOU’VE DONE IT! YOU REALLY ARE A HER. . . AMAZING!”
Sans rushes forward trying to help his brother up. The hoodie guy looks around the room in alarm as he tries to orient himself. He finally gets to his feet, slightly wobbling from the alcohol. Sans holds tight to his side, keeping him steady.
“Snasssss, whats going on?” He hiccups.
“PAPY, THE HUMAN MANAGED TO WAKE YOU UP!”
“Ohhhh… thasss nice.”
The tall skeleton wobbles as he leans on the smaller skeleton for support. San’s looks like he’s about to get smashed from the weight. Sigh… why does he have to look so dang cute… You march over and grab the skeleton by his hoodie on the other side to help steady him.
“Let’s call you a cab.”
“IT’S ALRIGHT HUMAN! THIS IS NO PROBLEM FOR THE MAGNIFICENT SANS!”
“Nope, I’m calling you a cab.”
“TAKE THE CAB!!!”
You are not dealing with this anymore. Sans nods his head, and you both struggle together to carry the heavily inebriated monster from the bar.
Eventually, you make it outside the bar, and you flag down a cab while Sans waits with his brother. You hold the door open for them, and Sans begins to pile his brother into the vehicle.
“Ehhh wait lady! I didn’t pull over for them.”
The driver says, rolling down his window.
You watch Sans hesitate with his enormous brother. That sad look on his cute face is actually hurting you.
Nope. You are done. You are done with this stupidity right now. He will take these monsters home, and they won’t be your problem anymore. Oh yes, he’s gonna take them.
“Aww come on handsome, Surely you’ll take them. Do it for little ole me.”
Batting your eyelashes, you let your aura barely leak out. The man’s demeanor changes completely.
“Y-yeah… anything for you darlin… please just… I’ll do it… I’ll do it! Let me do it!” He starts to beg. Ok maybe that was a little much.
“Good, and make sure they get there safely.”
You chuck some money through the window as sans finishes packing his brother into the car. Finally he scoots in alongside his brother, and give you a wave, and a cute smile before it drives off.
You still can’t believe that skeleton wasn’t a kid. He totally looked like one. He even thought you’re a hero and everything. Come on, that’s not how an adult acts. The more you think about it, the more it hurts your head. But wait… if he isn't a child… doesn’t that mean… your succubus aura doesn’t work on monsters?