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Brendan 3 & Knuckles

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Chapter 6: Hydrocity Zone Act 2

The floor opened below us, we slid in an underwater passage way, all of the sudden, we’re swept to the right and then we went up, when we turned to our backs, we saw a wall, and it was moving towards us!
“Shit man, what are we gonna do?” asked Jonathan. I thought for a second, then I remembered that this is Sonic 3 & Knuckles!
“Jump!” I yelled, everyone looked at me confused, and then I realised that even though were in Sonic 3 & Knuckles, this is still reality, and we can’t glitch through walls in reality!

In order to stop myself from embarrassing myself anymore, I picked up the first thing from my feet, a torpedo from the boss that had somehow made it here…

“Now jump!” I said, everyone including me jumped, the force threw us through the roof, and then we landed on safe ground…

“Oh, good were safe!” sighed Teresa, swiping the sweat off her forehead.
“Okay now what are we gonna do?” asked Martin.
“Let’s go forward!” I said.

We continued to walk until we fell through a trapdoor, we fell and fell until we hit a lone bridge…

“Great.” Sighed Cynthia, “Now were trapped.”
“Wonder who set up this strap?” wondered Timothy. Suddenly, we heard rap music.

Here I come, rougher than the rest of them
The best of them tougher than leather
You can call me Knuckles, unlike Brendan I don’t chuckle.
I’d rather flex my muscles…

Everyone started screaming and running around in circles, even Jenner…
“Quick!” I yelled, “Sing something else so no one can fall deeper into the trap!”
“LIKE WHAT?” Jenner yelled. I handed him the swashbuckler song.
“Uhh…” Jenner then began singing off-key with no idea how the tune of the song goes, “OH WE BE PIRATES WE LOVE TO SAIL THE-“
The bridge collapsed, we all fell into knee-deep water…

“WHAT SONG WAS THAT?” yelled Jenner, picking me up by my coat and pinning me to the wall…
“The Swashbuckler song from Ace Attorney.” I said.
“And why would Jenner know that song?” asked Jonathan.
“Because he was the prosecutor in that case.” I joked.
“I’M NOT A GODDAMN PROSECUTOR!” yelled Jenner, he let go of my coat, yelled angrily and stormed off…
“So you don’t remember how you nearly got a whale put down and how a Spanish Iguana nearly got convicted because of us?” I joked again…
“STOP PUTTING ME IN FUCKING ACE ATTORNEY STUFF BRENDAN!” Jenner yelled angrily…

We all laughed, and then we saw Mechadoc who was on the same flying car but with a propeller on it, “Prepare to die, fuckers!” he laughed, and then he screeched for no reason.

The propeller that would normally make whirlpools turned on, and for some reason, it was turning in time to “Metal Crusher” from Undertale, and because of that, it didn’t do much…

“Uhh…” Mechadoc had to think of something, so he got out his “Family Grenade Pack” and began throwing grenades at everyone.
“Guys let’s just throw the grenades back at him.” I said, when suddenly, the grenades exploded! But they only made a small splash and confetti erupted out of them…

Mechadoc screeched in anger, “FUCK THIS SHIT!” he yelled, he flew away, still screeching.

After a few seconds of silence, victory music started playing.

BRENDAN HAS PASSED ACT 2

TIME BONUS: 35000
RING BONUS: 300

Suddenly, the grenades developed sentience, limbs and faces, they began forming a superbombomb, before we could do anything, the bomb exploded, we were sent flying to Marble Garden Zone…