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Peggy Olson's Diary

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"You're lucky I don't like beards." -- Peggy Olson, THE CRASH, MAD MEN.
"I've got to admire you. That was a completely suicidal move. Women usually want to please."-- Stan Rizzo, FAR AWAY PLACES, MAD MEN.

"....And I think you should re-think the length of your sideburns."-- Bridget Jones, BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY (2001)
"I very much enjoyed your Lewisham fire report, by the way."-- Mark Darcy, BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY (2001)



1. Stop Smoking. 

2. Don't let Don get to me.

3. Stop Drinking.

4. Don't let Ma get to me.

5. Be more poised.

6. Don't let Joan get to me.

7. Don't let the clients get to me.

8. Be more spontaneous.

9. Forget about turning 30.

10. Stop making lists.