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Oh My Posh Boy

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Oh my posh boy, Lestrade, Lestrade is calling
From Scotland Yard — he needs your skills someplace
The night is gone, and all our naked sprawling
It’s you, it’s you must go and solve the case

But come ye back when criminals are thwarted
To bask again in our soft afterglow
For I’ll be here, stripped bare and openhearted
Oh my posh boy, oh my posh boy, I love you so