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    “What did you just say?” Scott asked, eyes huge.

    “What?” Stiles said. “I said it’s fluffing anti-climactic…wait. What the fluff? Fluff? Fluff!"

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    Stiles is cursed not to curse. He's really not happy about it.

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    (00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
    (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
    (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
    (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
    (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
    (00:45) What
    (00:46) The
    (00:46) Fuck???
    (00:47) Oh good, you are awake!


    where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there
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    19 Feb 2017

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    In which Stiles ships Derek/nice things almost as hard as I do

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    Stiles definitely starts off thinking it’s fucking hilarious that Derek-sourwolf-Hale does crosswords and cares about scuffs on his furniture.

    But at a certain point, and he can’t pinpoint exactly when, “fully functional adult couple” somehow becomes a massive fetish of his. Derek in sweats and bare feet, nudging his glasses up his nose while he does the Sunday crossword? Unff. Derek filling out forms to get some renovations on his property approved? Oh God, yes. Derek putting away groceries and bitching that the corner store was out of the right type of Greek yogurt? Take me now, Stiles thinks, worrying at his lower lip with his teeth.

    This can’t be normal.

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    21 Dec 2016

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    This is the fic where Muggles find out about wizards, wars are fought, Apparition is abolished, political conspiracies abound, Draco is asexual, and Harry has Legilimency sex with him.

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    19 Dec 2016

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      "If you're watching this, you're probably some kind of sentient life form responding to my distress call – well, it's not really an official distress call because, well, the hardware for that is kind of crushed, but I'm definitely in distress, so that should probably count for something."

      The young man on the screen sighs and rubs his face, jerking his hand away with a hiss. He's bleeding, Derek realises: there's a gash across his brow and the knuckles of both hands are bruised and bloody, and that's only what he can make out between the cracks in the glass and the frame of the camera.

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