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    Lance and Keith are rival cosplayers, who only know each other by their online usernames. They are fiercely competitive, but are also desperately attracted to each other. You'd think they would just get together already, but there's a couple of problems:
    1. Keith crossplays, so Lance has absolutely no idea that Keith is a boy.
    2. Both of them are idiots, and can't seem to figure out that that hot cosplayer they like, is also that hot guy that they drool over every day at school.

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    28 Oct 2016

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    A simple rescue mission turns into chaos when the species on the planet Novaria take an interest in the lives of two of its paladins.

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    16 Sep 2016

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    Lance's nightmares are getting out of control. It's effecting his and the team's performance, but he's at a loss for how to fix this.

    Apparently sleeping next to a warm body helps.

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    13 Sep 2016

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    (00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
    (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
    (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
    (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
    (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
    (00:45) What
    (00:46) The
    (00:46) Fuck???
    (00:47) Oh good, you are awake!


    where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there
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    09 Sep 2016

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    "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?”
    Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right?
    “Alright, it’s a deal.”

    Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend'.

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    24 Jul 2016