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    Pansy Parkinson needed a drink.
    And a shag.
    She didn't care in which order.
    Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.

     

    Set in LovesBitca8's Rights and Wrongs AU.

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    17 Mar 2024

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    During Hermione’s eighth year at Hogwarts, the new Potions professor developed a matchmaking potion in an attempt to promote interhouse unity and raise student morale. After some not-so-subtle persuasion from Ginny, Hermione agreed to sign up for the program.

    She never expected to have an eighth year at Hogwarts, nor to be at school without Harry and Ron, but most of all she hadn’t expected to see Theo Nott’s name listed at the top of her results.

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    17 Mar 2024

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    Tom Riddle is locking up at Borgin and Burkes for the night when a boy comes tumbling through the filing cabinet. He claims to have come from 1997.

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    17 Mar 2024

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    “Now you get to help me stall them since you almost blew my cover.” Keith shifts in his lap and Shiro’s fingers tighten on his hips. “We gotta act like we’re into public shit. They’re gonna leave otherwise.”

    Shiro freezes where he’d been mouthing at Keith’s bare shoulder.

    “I’m serious, Shiro, don’t blow this fucking mission,” Keith hisses. “We’ll deal with this later.”

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    10 Mar 2024

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    “So here’s the deal,” Tony says. “Here’s what’s rumbling in the back of my mind. That bookstore we just came from, I knew the previous owner. Her name was Mary. I got her knocked up, and then waved all my parental rights while the bun was still firmly in the oven. Didn’t even take a peek in the oven. Never saw her again, never saw the kid. Don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl.”

    “Say all that again,” Harley says, “but slowly, and using way more words.”

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    10 Mar 2024