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    During the final battle, an unexpected insult sends Fenrir Greyback on a rampage, changing 39 people into werewolves. He should've known better than to make Hermione one of that number.

    Includes werewolf living and culture, Draco’s questionable morals, Hermione’s questionable life choices, and unrequited bromance (well, it’s requited a bit, but don’t tell Potter that).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    125,596
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    519
    Kudos:
    912
    Bookmarks:
    303
    Hits:
    27755
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    He should've told him. Or he should've quit. Or he should've said something. Or he should've stopped it. Or he should've done something. Or he should've said anything.

    Or. Or. Or.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,111
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    325
    Kudos:
    631
    Bookmarks:
    129
    Hits:
    12950
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    Draco is unamused to discover that his inheritance includes more than money and estates. Potter doesn't make it any easier to bear.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,989
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    910
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    6371
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    Lavender and Parvati are looking for something comfy to wear while making campaign posters and perfecting their Power Hair.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    671
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1407
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    A collection for the advent fics/Secret Santas I'm doing this year. Still some slots open HERE if you want to Ask for a fic for someone else—just hit up my Tumblr.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,718
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    231
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    4086
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    Muggle Immersion co-Professor Harry Potter spends his days hanging with his son, reading to his "dog," teaching magical kids about the internet with his cousin Dudley, and irritating Snape’s portrait. He’s understandably annoyed when his cosy life is interrupted by the Headmistress hiring on Draco Malfoy to be Hogwarts’ new Ancient Magical Cultures and Spellcasting professor. But then the explosion happens, and it turns out they'll all need Malfoy's knowledge if they want the magical world to survive.

    The one with the scary things and Professor Dudley.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    109,308
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    957
    Kudos:
    2091
    Bookmarks:
    709
    Hits:
    46642
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    Everyone always forgets about the Merpeople. So did Harry until the day his, Lee’s, and Hermione’s Portkeys land at Reagan National Airport’s Arrivals dais. He’s just had to leave a job he loves and pack his entire life—literally—into his luggage. Then Malfoy and his subplots arrive, and suddenly, saving the world again, one Mermaid at a time, sounds like the perfect excuse to do something he’s always wanted.

    The one with mermaids and DC.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,441
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    533
    Kudos:
    1793
    Bookmarks:
    532
    Hits:
    31240
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    After Harry, Ron, and Draco are suspended - for something Ron had absolutely no part in whatsoever - they must take a forced holiday in Majorca to learn to work together. Which they do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,364
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    396
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    16864
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    One screw-up changes everything. Harry really should learn to lock the door before having sex with Draco when his godson’s around. A tale of hot, steamy, flowing love—for Padma Patil and Theodore Nott. A tale of colossal screw-ups and slow, flangsty (sexy) resolutions for Harry and Draco.

    The one with really bad communication.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    1662
    Bookmarks:
    453
    Hits:
    29090
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    The Celtic druids once made a decision that kept magic in abundance in Britannia, but they couldn’t account for the technological advances Muggles would make centuries later. Now magic is dying on the isles, and this is not a dark lord that Harry can fight. OR: Harry Potter doesn’t save the world this time, but he does get a lot of hugs.

     

    The one where all of the 7th and 8th years are re-sorted and this fic becomes a love song to Hufflepuff.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,746
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    675
    Kudos:
    2842
    Bookmarks:
    991
    Hits:
    47431
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    Harry’s estranged husband has never really been estranged to him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,661
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    229
    Kudos:
    852
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    14394
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    The work Harry does is justifiable. It’s justice. He works for his country, and his country is a republic—the magical side, anyway. It’s not laudable work, it’s not work he’s proud of, but it’s necessary work. Harry has always taken the necessary jobs that no one else has the stomach for.

    It’s just that he’s never deciphered a kill sheet and seen Draco Malfoy’s name on it.

    Career Choices: Harry: Hit Wizard; Draco: Anti-Government Extremist

     

    Please see the END NOTES for UNTAGGED *SPOILERY* STORY CONTENT WARNING about the ending.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    431
    Kudos:
    2130
    Bookmarks:
    661
    Hits:
    52018
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    Draco is not good at Cards Against Humanity, but Harry’s not good at being human, so it all works out. Except for the explosions. And Harry’s inability to live when Draco’s not around.

    The one with Beirut and video games.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,052
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    404
    Kudos:
    5156
    Bookmarks:
    1429
    Hits:
    76039
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    When Harry and Draco’s “not serious” three-year relationship results in a one-in-a-million pregnancy, they decide who will be the unlucky one to tell their families in a very mature and adult fashion that indubitably proves their inherently stellar parenting abilities: with a bet over a (probably rigged, let’s be real; Draco is playing) game of Exploding Snap.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    449
    Kudos:
    12605
    Bookmarks:
    2194
    Hits:
    127714
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    Twenty-four Twenty-three men, six cities, and one unusual sexual requirement.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,476
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    411
    Kudos:
    3152
    Bookmarks:
    789
    Hits:
    41108
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    Since Harry developed the unfortunate ability to smell magic, his life has been a series of scent-induced headaches…until the night he finds a mysterious wizard in a sun-scented Glamour.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    141
    Kudos:
    2743
    Bookmarks:
    399
    Hits:
    27950
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    Harry is famous for his menswear now. Malfoy is the inside leg that he loves running his tape measure up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,445
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    3378
    Bookmarks:
    720
    Hits:
    45062
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    Harry just wanted to study some immortal jellyfish; Draco just wanted to fuck him underwater.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,629
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    4644
    Bookmarks:
    298
    Hits:
    88909
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    Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88,722
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    32
    Comments:
    2725
    Kudos:
    22201
    Bookmarks:
    7802
    Hits:
    476237
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    Molly has given a lot to Sherlock, but she's always got a little more to give. Covers the hours after Sherlock's jump, when Molly keeps both herself and him together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,587
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    815

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