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    At nine years old, when his mother started talking about arranging Sid’s marriage, he hadn’t thought too much about it. She would find him someone in one of the Maritime Provinces, maybe Quebec. If really pressed, Sid might have imagined going to one of the Prairie Provinces, or maybe somewhere in the United Kingdoms of America. He never thought about being far away his family, because it literally never occurred to him that it might be something that could happen.

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    21 May 2026

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    It was hot, and Sid felt kind of weird about thinking it was hot. This guy was screwing himself on camera for money. That wasn’t really Sid’s scene.

    He closed the browser window. Fine for other people, but not his thing.

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    17 May 2026

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    Sitting at the table was Sid: Sid as Zhenya had first known him, almost a decade before: dorky, long-haired Sid, his cheeks round with baby fat. He couldn’t have been older than twenty, and even that was generous.

    “Wow,” baby Sid said. “Are you Evgeni Malkin?”

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    12 May 2026

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    "Goddamn, Sid,” his dad says softly from behind him. “When Mario said they'd definitely find someone to keep up with you, I didn't think they'd literally make someone to keep up with you.”

    Sid's throat clicks as he tries to answer. “The program never works,” he says. “I'll just be waiting a year longer.”

    Where the Penguins can't find a player to match Sid, so they opt to grow one from scratch instead.

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    06 May 2026

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    Yuji is betrothed to Sukuna as part of a deal Kenjaku struck with the King of Curses, years before Yuji was even born. Yuji has always known his fate was to wed, but he never expected his intended to be a monster.

    Neither expected it to be a marriage of anything more than convenience, but stranger flowers have flourished in darker places.

     

    The historically accurate Heian-Era arranged marriage fanfic literally no one asked for.
    Will upload sporadically until completion. DO NOT ASK IF IT’S ABANDONED. IT ISN’T. I’M STILL WRITING, I’M JUST BURNT OUT.

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    05 Jun 2025