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    “Hizashi?” Shōta asks, and Hizashi realizes he’s gawking.

    “Shōta!” Hizashi squawks, his cheeks heating. “Wow, you, uh. Changed. A bit. I think.”

    “Oh,” Shōta replies, blinking at Hizashi, a look of mild surprise on his face. “Yeah, I think I grew a few centimeters. I’m probably about as tall as you now.”

    That’s not what I meant, Hizashi thinks, but doesn’t say aloud.

    (Or: Shōta gets hot over break.)

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    14 Feb 2021

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    Hizashi feels his forehead furrowing involuntarily. A week and a half of anxious suffering, and it’s True Love’s Kiss™? “That seems too simple,” he growls. “You’re known for obscure or difficult requirements.” Michelle shrugs, unfazed. If she hadn’t knocked out Shouta, he’d probably like her – he’s got a fondness for heroes that are somewhat dickish assholes who don’t care about others’ opinions.

    “I didn’t feel like the situation with Eraserhead required anything particularly complicated,” she replies huffily. “Here’s the full list, if you’re going to be like that. He has to be kissed on lips. It can’t be family. It has to be someone who he loves or who loves him, and the love has to be romantic – I’ve never been able to make it a requirement that the feelings are returned, so this is the closest I can get.”

    Shouta is Sleeping Beauty, and Hizashi's just enough in love to help.

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    14 Feb 2021

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    BREAKING: SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY IN DISARRAY AS NEWCOMER UPENDS DOZENS OF ACCEPTED THEORIES
     
    Up and coming British astrophysicist Dr. Anthony J. Crowley has rocked the science world this week with his research that proves many previously-accepted scientific theories about dark matter and the nature of our universe completely wrong. Dubbed the ‘Devil’s Theory,’ Crowley’s research has made the astrophysicist a star practically overnight, and one of the most sought-after scientists in the country.

    “There’s so much you humans don’t understand about the universe, it’s not my fault that I do,” he said in a statement to BBC reporter Jane Smith. “Just you wait!”

    [Crowley can't keep his mouth shut about the stars, and accidentally becomes a famous scientist. Based on this!]

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    06 Feb 2021

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    'Being inside a church, on consecrated land, did feel like being barefooted and walking on sand.

    On that point Crowley was not lying. What he didn’t mention to Aziraphale, however, was the fact that the sand in question happened to be very, very hot sand.'

    a continuation of the third episode’s church scene, set after Crowley returns Aziraphale’s books and remembers that, even after a century apart, he's still hopelessly in love with the angel.

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    25 Jan 2021

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    “Angel,” Crowley all but yelled, smiling sharply. He hadn’t taken off his sunglasses, and it unnerved Annie a little that she couldn’t see his eyes. “Are you aware you have a customer?”

    The owner gave Annie a look that reminded her remarkably of a deer caught in a car’s headlights. “Well, ah,” he stammered.

    Crowley’s sharp grin didn’t abate. “Explains why it’s so... inhospitable in here,” he added, running one finger along a shelf. His finger came away dirty. “Don’t you know that damp is bad for books?”

    The lights seemed to dim again, and the ceiling began to leak in earnest. Annie thought about the book she had picked up, in a foreign language and so choked with dust it was hard to read, and then about her cousin’s allergies. “I should actually get going, sorry,” she said a little uneasily. She let the door shut behind her, shivering in the cold as she headed down the street. That was a bookshop she was never going to return to.

    [Five times a potential customer never returns to Aziraphale’s shop + one not-customer who promises he will]

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    24 Jan 2021

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