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    Over the span of 6,000 years, Crowley has taught himself to never say or think the word 'love' in connection to Aziraphale. After the Armageddon fails to happen, he can, but one thing is theoretically knowing that he can confess his feeling, it's a whole other thing to break his self conditioning and do so. Of course Heaven and Hell are making things even more difficult for the two. Because both sides have decided that getting the pair on their side would be a feather in their caps. Not only is this unwelcome, but also rude and could, quite frankly, have been timed better, if you ask Aziraphale. Ask Crowley, and he'll just make a noise and mutter about hellfire and burning. This is a story of love, of the inability to say it when you feel it counts, the other ways you have to find to say or show it. It's about Heaven and Hell being a pain in the arse, an angel discovering the Internet and subconsciously miracling himself a twitter account just to post mushy thoughts about one rather oblivious demon, a few footnotes, which add that bit of crack to balance the emotional story.

    The first two chapters are tweets - it's crack, so much crack. If you'd rather skip it, go directly for 3rd chapter which is the actual story.

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    One does not simply saunter into a Soho bookshop to declare one's undying love for a celestial principality. Especially not when one is a demon.

    Or, Crowley decides to finally tell Aziraphale how he feels. Yes, it goes about as smoothly as you may imagine.

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    Because Crowley seems so very at ease when she's female presenting, Aziraphale feels perhaps he should give it a try as well.

    Safe to say it doesn't quite pan out the way she expected.

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    Nothing but a lovely, slow morning in a cottage somewhere, a sunlit bedroom, an angel and demon. Touching and appreciating, Aziraphale knows his way around Crowley's buttons and he's not afraid to push them.

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    God left a few stray easter eggs in the code of the Universe - Crowley stumbles upon one and gets stuck reliving the 24th of December over and over again.

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    There's a new Jaeger in town - and Crowley might be in over his head.

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    Things were supposed to have changed after the Armageddon didn't happen, but for some reason it's mostly the same, unless you take Crowley moping around in the bookstore into account.

    At some point his sour disposition is going to annoy Aziraphale enough that the angel will have to react.

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    Half a world between them and Crowley gets a rather funny phone call from Aziraphale. Who is sloshed, doesn't know he's called Crowley on the mobile that Crowley insisted he take with him and is happily waxing poetics about Crowley to his own drunk self.

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    1/1
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    33
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    1704
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    Fairy Land has had a nice, long run of the show Happily Ever After, but with it gearing up to its 13th season, the previous two years' dwindling viewer numbers mean this might be the last one.

    The premise has always been a selection of contestants competing for a happily ever after. No one has ever considered adding a clause specifying that villains can't participate. So what happens when the Master of Magnetism decides to join in on the 'fun'?

    The show might turn out to be a total disaster — or a total success if the show’s suffering host, Charles Xavier, manages to come to terms with several things, the pressing one among them being his budding attraction to this impossible man. Not that his co-host, Raven, makes it easy for Charles to stay in denial when she’s in charge of dressing up the contestants.

    Add in a tablespoon of Shrek, some How to Train your Dragon and a pinch of Monsters' Inc and your Happily Ever After might just not flambè your arse

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    It's just supposed to be a nice little soak in the bathtub (Crowley's fault) and Aziraphale spends quite some of that soak contemplating feelings he may or may not have (also Crowley's fault). And because apparently one can't think about Crowley without him sauntering in the door, things get a little heated, genders get a little bent and Aziraphale gets a lot more than he's bargained for (absolutely Crowley's fault).

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    In the space between night and dawn, after returning to London from Tadfield, the Apocalypse averted, but still having to deal with Heaven and Hell, an angel and a demon find comfort in each other's arms.

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    538
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    It's three steps forward, four steps back, half a step to the right and a 3/4 step to the left.

    With their head offices no longer making demands and knowing about them, Aziraphale feels that it's about time they do something about this unspoken thing between them. And then come the second and third thoughts. What if Crowley's moved on, what if Aziraphale is making him uncomfortable with his advances?

    How damned inconvenient to be in the possession of a human vessel with all the bells and whistles and only your hand and your fantasies to sate it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    189
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    Just because angels and demons are, for all intents and purposes, sexless, it does not mean they aren't curious and enjoy experimenting with various carnal pleasures.

    Well, at least one angel and one demon quite like experimenting.

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    26
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    191
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    32
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    Crowley sets himself the task of showing Aziraphale that he loves every inch of him. He may get a bit carried away and needs to be reeled in - but what else is new? And it's not like Aziraphale minds, is it?

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    12
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    113
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    21
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    Erik has a boring ass job cleaning code for a company and one night the coffee machine that hasn't worked for ages seems possessed - and the possession moves through the system until Erik realises that he might not be entirely alone.

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    61
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    700
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    Aziraphale has a request.

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    27
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    182
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    870
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    The first time Crowley was treated to the unadulterated joy that Aziraphale found in consuming food, was in Rome, watching him eat a pile of oysters, making noises and commenting on the brilliantly done dish.

    The plans of demons - especially Crowley's - sometimes backfire in the most magnificent way.

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    English
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    1/1
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    20
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    177
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    1036
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    In which Crowley patiently lets Aziraphale buy him jewelery, even if it is escalating a bit.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    24
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    178
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    29
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    1038
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    It seems that making out in public courts chaos.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    145
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    11
    Hits:
    885
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    Merlin is being his usual insubordinate self, but for once Arthur's not keeping pace with him and when Merlin crosses a line (granted one he's crossed many times before) and Arthur snaps. Not that Merlin mind, at all.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,022
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2010

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