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The Angel Heaven Forgot (& the Demon who flipped off Hell on his way out) by ximeria
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Apr 2020
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Somewhere around the death of Jesus, Aziraphale started wondering if anyone paid him any attention. By 1100AD he was quite sure and by 1800 he thought 'sod it' and opened a bookstore in Soho.
This is canon divergent from the Garden of Eden. Aziraphale and Crowley do not meet and yet the End Times are still foiled (though who knows how - maybe an angel and a demon weren't all that necessary after all). Instead Aziraphale runs into Crowley and they end up striking up a friendship.
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"I gave it away," the angel had said, fretting, wringing his hands, believing he had done anything but follow Her blueprints.
And behold, She had looked down upon the two figures on the wall and seen a spark that should have technically not existed. The bloom of interest, of likemindedness of recognition of oneself in another person.
And the birth of morosexuality, possibly. She would be seeing this from both of them over the millennia, to the point where She could no longer call it an aberration, but rather a well-worn habit.
Or an angel is trying to ease his/her/their demon into intimacy [0.0]
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Sunday [podfic] by sleepdrunk, ximeria for sleepdrunk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Mar 2020
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Now, as you may suspect, a naturally occurring hallucinogenic substance would not normally have much of an effect on a— a— a displaced former wotsit of the Shamayim. You’d be correct.
But this time, as the universe around the post-celestial pair begins to pulse and jive as though some stoned genius in a beatnik club had slid his arse over the bench and placed hot fingers to the keyboard, Crowley noted distantly that something was different this time. The last five hundred years were fun for a reason, and that reason was Crowley’s relationship with reality— in sum, if he wants the drugs to work, they work.
Right at the moment though, he is not in charge of any reality, in any universe.
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Silver Leaves Tattooed upon my Heart by ximeria for atmilliways
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
25 Feb 2020
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Aziraphale has a secret. He has carried it with him for thousands of years. If Heaven or Hell find out, it might put Crowley and himself in even more danger.
If Crowley finds out, Aziraphale will have to face what he's been concealing even from himself.
With the almost end of the world come and gone, the choice is taken out of Aziraphale's hands.
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Over the span of 6,000 years, Crowley has taught himself to never say or think the word 'love' in connection to Aziraphale. After the Armageddon fails to happen, he can, but one thing is theoretically knowing that he can confess his feeling, it's a whole other thing to break his self conditioning and do so. Of course Heaven and Hell are making things even more difficult for the two. Because both sides have decided that getting the pair on their side would be a feather in their caps. Not only is this unwelcome, but also rude and could, quite frankly, have been timed better, if you ask Aziraphale. Ask Crowley, and he'll just make a noise and mutter about hellfire and burning. This is a story of love, of the inability to say it when you feel it counts, the other ways you have to find to say or show it. It's about Heaven and Hell being a pain in the arse, an angel discovering the Internet and subconsciously miracling himself a twitter account just to post mushy thoughts about one rather oblivious demon, a few footnotes, which add that bit of crack to balance the emotional story.
The first two chapters are tweets - it's crack, so much crack. If you'd rather skip it, go directly for 3rd chapter which is the actual story.
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Dawn of a New World (Star Trek/X-Men fusion) by ximeria
Fandom: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
27 Oct 2018
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Welcome to My Own Personal End Times (multifandom) by ximeria
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Merlin (TV), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
04 Aug 2019
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I needed a new writing project, it seems. So have fun. I'll try to get through a few different fandoms for this one and with no less than 100 prompts, I'm sure I'll manage a few different ones?
The list of prompts is here:
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A Fairytale in Space (faerytale in the grimm kinda way, not the disney one) by ximeria
Fandom: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
14 Dec 2017
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2017 Bimonthly Shorts (x-men AUs) by ximeria
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
14 Dec 2017
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An attempt to return to the writing exercise though without the insanity of doing it once a week. So biweekly it is.
Every 1st and 15th of the month this time.
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A Treatise on Food Waste, Original Sin, and Other Assorted Societal Problems by rfsmiley for ximeria
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jan 2020
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Post-canon South Downs fic. Aziraphale struggles with a new hobby, and Crowley struggles with the concept of retirement.
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27 Jan 2020
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All the glory of awkward domestic perfection - or perhaps perfectly awkward domesticity? One way or another, two idiots movie in together and try to work around the angles and sharp edges of the other.
Received as awesome gift from the 2019 GO gift-swap :D
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Eons ago, there was a (tragically well-meaning) hostile takeover in Heaven. It didn't cause much damage: just the Great Fall, the crucifixion of Jesus, and the near-destruction of Earth. The Almighty discovers through her emissary on Earth and his adversary/sometimes conspirator that knowledge truly was a gift, and balance can save the world.
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic social media in an AO3 work, specifically Twitter, Reddit, and LiveJournal.
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20 Jan 2020
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Born Of Frustration by juliet
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2019
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“I want you!” Crowley shouts back. “I’ve wanted you for a long fucking time, angel, and don’t try to pretend you don’t know that. I want you, and I want you to make up your fucking mind. I am done with hanging around waiting for you to decide.”
Crowley has had enough.
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24 Aug 2019
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The up against the bookcase one
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The streets were paved with stars by littleblackfox for mostly_empty_space
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jul 2019
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Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave my heart into my mouth