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    'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?

    I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'

    After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.

    It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...

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    20 Apr 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Recently ahiddenkitty reblogged a photo of Bilbo on tumblr, and added some very interesting tags, here (http://ahiddenkitty.tumblr.com/post/158944395773 ). I was immediately inspired, and thought this would make a nice fanfic both as my birthday present to the fandom, and as a belated fic for 'An Unexpected Anniversary' which was on the 26th April.

    Enjoy!

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    20 Apr 2018

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    It had been many years since Bilbo had seen his Dwarves. Driven by his loneliness and nostalgia, one night he decided to re-read the contract he had signed so many years ago, hoping to find catharsis. Instead, what he found was burning rage at all the ridiculous clauses the Dwarves had slipped in without his notice.
    In the end, Bilbo knew there was only one thing to do.
    He would travel to Erebor, and have very specific words with the King.

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    19 Apr 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    (Designed to be read as a stand-alone fic)

     

    In their room alone in Rivendell, Thorin finally gives into the temptation of Bilbo's velvety ears and silky, furred legs.

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    19 Apr 2018

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    All hobbits bore a deep secret. They had hidden their true forms for so long, any record of it had been erased from the histories of men and any other races who may have once known. So when Bilbo woke up on Ravenhill after the battle with furry legs and horns atop his head, he realized something was terribly wrong.

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