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    “I propose that we kill two birds with one stone,” Liu Mingyan said, and if her tone goes a bit theatrical, Jiang Cheng had the decency not to point it out.

    “I don’t follow,” Jiang Cheng deadpanned, crossing his arms. “I thought the plan was to milk this whole thing for what it’s worth and gracefully part ways when it inevitably fell apart.”

    “Yes, well. There’s a perfectly viable solution to the whole ‘falling apart’ part - you,” she said, pointing to Jiang Cheng, “Marry my brother.”

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    Jiang Cheng gets married in the spring of his 39th year. It turns out better than he expected.

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    19 Oct 2020

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    What married people do (216042 words) by Shamelesscooper
    Chapters: 17/17
    Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
    Rating: Explicit
    Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
    Relationships: Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Liǔ Qīnggē
    Characters: Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Liǔ Qīnggē, Liǔ Míngyān, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Niè Huáisāng, Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán, Níng Yīngyīng, Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Luò Bīnghé
    Additional Tags: Marriage of Convenience, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, demisexual Jiang Cheng, Sharing a Bed, Masturbation, Jealousy, Yunmeng Shuangjie Reconciliation (Thats Slowburn Too), Chapter-specific tags in notes, Bathing/Washing, Enthusiastic Consent, Relationship Negotiation
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    “I propose that we kill two birds with one stone,” Liu Mingyan said, and if her tone goes a bit theatrical, Jiang Cheng had the decency not to point it out.

    “I don’t follow,” Jiang Cheng deadpanned, crossing his arms. “I thought the plan was to milk this whole thing for what it’s worth and gracefully part ways when it inevitably fell apart.”

    “Yes, well. There’s a perfectly viable solution to the whole ‘falling apart’ part - you,” she said, pointing to Jiang Cheng, “Marry my brother.”

    --

    Jiang Cheng gets married in the spring of his 39th year. It turns out better than he expected.

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    Jiang Cheng gathers up his determination in both hands and goes to the Cloud Recesses to embark on one of the most difficult endeavors he can imagine: Repairing his relationship with his brother.

    To his surprise, he discovers he's become an uncle again... several times over.

    Wei Wuxian, what the fuck?!

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    19 Oct 2020

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    Attempting the Impossible (36095 words) by Ariaste
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, background Sizhui/Jin Ling
    Characters: Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī
    Additional Tags: Reconciliation, Adoption, Adopted Children, ultimate dads wangxian, jiang cheng's avuncular powers, Jiang Cheng POV, Family Feels, Family Fluff, the Yunmeng Bros make up, Post-Canon, the Wangxian Need More Kids agenda, Original Character(s), Kid Fic, Family Drama, lan wangji living his best life as a husband and father, Fluff, and like a tiny dab of angst
    Summary:

    Jiang Cheng gathers up his determination in both hands and goes to the Cloud Recesses to embark on one of the most difficult endeavors he can imagine: Repairing his relationship with his brother.

    To his surprise, he discovers he's become an uncle again... several times over.

    Wei Wuxian, what the fuck?!

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    The news spread around the cultivation world quickly: Hanguang-jun would take whomever was skilled enough to take the Gusu Jade Token from around his neck as his cultivation partner and spouse.

    Ten years later, Wei Wuxian is brought back into Mo Xuanyu's body, and he is awfully confused as to why random cultivators keep trying to attack Lan Wangji.

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    18 Oct 2020

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    dream of a funeral; hear of a marriage (26565 words) by defractum
    Chapters: 4/4
    Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
    Characters: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Junior Ensemble (Módào Zǔshī)
    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Happy Ending, Domestic Fluff, First Time, Fluff and Humor
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    The news spread around the cultivation world quickly: Hanguang-jun would take whomever was skilled enough to take the Gusu Jade Token from around his neck as his cultivation partner and spouse.

    Ten years later, Wei Wuxian is brought back into Mo Xuanyu's body, and he is awfully confused as to why random cultivators keep trying to attack Lan Wangji.

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    17 Oct 2020

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    Something Yet to Learn (16188 words) by Glitterbombshell
    Chapters: 4/4
    Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
    Characters: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Yuàn | Lán Sīzhuī, Wei Wuxian/Wei Ying & Lan Juniors, Baby Juniors
    Additional Tags: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, Wei Ying would be a Good Teacher fight me
    Series: Part 1 of Joy In the Midst of These Things
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    “Wei Wuxian,” the man grits out, and he pauses with one hand reaching for the door handle. The disciple who had come in to speak to Lan Qiren brushes past him and exits the pavilion without a backwards glance. Wei Wuxian turns back to Master Lan, one eyebrow tilting up in question. “An urgent matter has come up,” Lan Qiren says, every word sounding like it’s being forcibly dragged from him. “His Excellency requests my presence. Their current instructor is ill, I was meant to take over classes for today,” he continues, gesturing towards the tiny juniors. He swallows heavily, and the next sentence sounds bitter. Choked. “I cannot leave them unattended.”

    Wei Wuxian just blinks at him.

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    Wei Wuxian is asked (under duress) to babysit a class of tiny Lan cultivators for just a few minutes. A few minutes turns into an hour, turns into two hours, turns into an impromptu literal field trip and now there's an entire class that is weeks ahead of their curriculum, their most junior disciples have apparently imprinted on Wei Wuxian like baby birds, and Lan Qiren has no one to blame but himself.

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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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    15 Oct 2020

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    how to fall in love with a catfish: a guide by wei wuxian (disaster rat) (54692 words) by Yuisaki, bwyn
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jiāng Yànlí/Jīn Zǐxuān, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn & Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín & Wēn Qíng, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Jiāng Yànlí & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
    Characters: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín, Jiāng Yànlí, Wēn Níng | Wēn Qiónglín, Wēn Qíng, Niè Huáisāng, Xuē Yáng | Xuē Chéngměi, Ā-Qìng, Mò Xuányǔ
    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Actors, Multimedia, Online Friendship, Drunken Shenanigans, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Underage Drinking, Drinking Games, Families of Choice, Ensemble Cast, Fluff and Angst, Slow Burn, Catfish AU
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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.