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    MI6 employed a broad variety of people with an equally broad array of sexual proclivities - no surprise in a place that trained and equipped international spies. Despite this openminded work environment, however, assumptions were made: obviously 007 was a hypersexual womanizer and the mild-mannered Quartermaster was asexual.

    When the reality turns out to be that 007 is ace and Q is actually into submission, life is bound to get more interesting.

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    10 Nov 2019

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    Q has shagged James Bond nine times and his life is a disaster.

    (or: Q has a bad day, Bond has a thing for Q's jumpers and the night goes exactly as expected, for the most part)

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    05 Nov 2019

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    “Right,” he says. “Well. Yes.” Shit; Q remembers it all too well now. “That genuinely was the last time though.”

    “I’d almost believe you, except you said the same thing the previous eight times as well.”

    “Well, I – ” Q starts, and then pauses. “Wait, eight times? We’ve shagged on a total of nine separate occasions?”

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    "Most people are usually more agreeable after they've come," grumbles Bond without any venom, lips close enough to Q’s skin to make a shudder run up Q’s spine. “Or at least a little less mouthy.”

    He has his chin resting on Q's shoulder and Q can feel every breath that Bond takes, every beat of every exhale.

    "But you're just going to tell me that I shouldn't be so presumptuous in thinking that you're most people, right?"

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    02 Nov 2019

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    “Good effort,” says Q just because he can, once he’s sure he can speak coherently again. “Seven, maybe an eight out of ten.”

    “Eight?” Bond snorts. “I’d have said a nine, at least. If this is what an eight looks like for you, I don’t even know what a ten will have to entail.”

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Also known as "How Q May Be Losing His Mind". A (non)typical day in Section Six. Snark is had, Bond does paperwork, Alec is an ass and Eve is a nerd. Q has a temper problem, no one should let him near blowtorches.

    (Also, I love Rammstein, so any descriptions of it are Alec's and Alec's alone. He has shit taste in music, if you talk to James.)

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    23 Oct 2019

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    This all started with Q building Bond a new Aston Martin... Who knew that 00-agents were so skilled at expressing gratitude?

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    18 Oct 2019