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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Clint and Bucky take a bath together after a long day.

    That's it. That's the story.

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    04 Nov 2019

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  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Clint's just being a good landlord, repairing some completely accidental, not even his fault a little bit, he didn't TELL those robots to... Uh. Repairing some damage to Aimee's apartment, when he's banned from IKEA. Look, it could happen to anyone!

    Lots of things happen to Clint that could happen to anyone. They just... don't.

    So he does what anyone would do, if they were an elite secret agent in desperate need of stylish yet inexpensive furnishings: he breaks in to IKEA. He finds the shelving he needs. He also finds the Winter Soldier.

    Record scratch whaaaaaat

    Things... escalate quickly.

    Clint can deal with danger. He can survive the gravad lax. He can escape the ball pit. He can dodge Natasha's disturbing Russian metaphors. But falling for the Winter Soldier?

    Yeahhhh Clint's in over his head.

    TL;DR: Clint finds Bucky living in an IKEA. For reasons. Idiots-to-lovers hijinks ensue.

    Alternately: Clint came here to kick ass and assemble IKEA furniture, and he's allll out of Allen wrenches. Seriously, could someone assemble this furniture for him? Will pay in blow-jobs. Assassin experience an asset. Heh, asset. What, too soon?

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    30 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    "Look, dude, I get it. You’re fucked-up. HYDRA fucked you up. I’ve been there. But you’re my fucking Soul Mate!"

    “I can kill you. I could kill you without even realizing what I was doing. I’m not fucked-up, I’m a monster. I’m a nightmare. You can’t be here. You can’t- All the people I’ve killed- I will not murder my Soul Mate too. Not after everything else I’ve-”

    Clint worked his left hand between their bodies and managed to land a punch to the man’s right side, forcing him to shift his weight, and Clint brought his right hand down on the place where the man’s metal arm met his torso - hidden by the shirt he wore, but on full display in the video Clint had watched.

    The man released Clint with a grunt of pain, and Clint pressed his advantage, landing another punch to his abdomen, backing him up against the opposite side of the RV and then pressing the kitchen knife he had pocketed while cleaning up earlier to the man’s throat.

    “Like I said, I’m not a Boy Scout. I’m plenty dangerous myself. We clear on that?”

     

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    This looks bad, because it is.

    OR:

    How Clint Barton met his Soul Mate

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    05 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Five times Bucky helped Clint and one time Clint helped Bucky.

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    30 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Five times Bucky and Clint didn't say anything, and one time they did.

    Hey, I did a 5+1 thing! Wild.

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    27 Sep 2019

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