""I think we should have sex."
Unfortunately, Richie just so happened to be taking a drink from her water bottle when Eddie barged into her best friend's room, announcing her great idea.
Half the water in her mouth went spraying to the floor as she choked on the rest. Eddie did not seem to care about Richie's plight. In fact, while Richie took deep, shuddering breaths, Eddie was pacing, not looking at her at all.
"Excuse me?" Richie finally spat out. "
Or: Neither Eddie nor Richie wants to go to college a virgin and Eddie does something about it.
Neil 'I'm fine' Josten thinks he just has a stomach ache but ends up in the hospital with a burst appendix. He can't help but notice how pretty Andrew is when he's on morphine - the foxes can't help but notice how much of a sap Neil is.