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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    “We’re closed,” Natasha says without looking up from her sketchpad, where she’s idly drawing some designs.

    “No, you’re not.” Clint gestures to the door that’s still banging behind him. “You’re open.”

    Natasha rolls her eyes. “I needed to come in for a commission approval, but other than that, we’re closed. Unless…”

    “Unless?”

    “Unless you were looking to make some impromptu changes.”

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    17 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    If Kate would've just talked to him about the Dog Cops finale, then Clint wouldn't be lying in bed, staring pointlessly at the ceiling, when the Insomniacs Anonymous radio show comes on at 1 AM and changes his life three minutes at a time.

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    17 Aug 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    This is my post-destroy ending one-shot. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

    It started life as a Fictober prompt (I know, yikes) which went a little sideways and now here we are, a whole bunch of words later, giving my Shepard the ending she deserves.

    Also I listened to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Sx0BojY7k a lot while I was writing in case any of you like to read with background music.

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    01 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    Jayne Shepard is dead. So why is she dreaming of her past as if she can relive it? And who is the voice spurring her to remember?

     

    Starts with the beginning of ME2, but is an overview of the events of ME1...with some twists.

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    26 Jun 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    Fenris handed Piper a salt-stained WANTED poster. “You might want to see this,” he said flatly.

    She took the poster with a grin. “Hah! The only thing I should be wanted for is stealing Kirkwall’s most beautiful lady and most handsome commander for my crew.” She winked jauntily at Hawke and Cullen.

    Cullen’s cheeks turned a charming shade of pink, and Hawke playfully fanned herself. “Why thank you, Captain,” Hawke purred. “Where are we headed next?”

    Piper handed the poster to Varric, then lovingly wrapped her fists around the handles of the helm. “That’s the beauty of it, my friends,” she announced. “Any fucking place we like.”

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    Also known as: pirate AU shenanigans featuring Piper Lavellan/Cullen Rutherford and Rynne Hawke/Fenris, courtesy of the inimitable Schoute and yours truly.

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    22 Jun 2019