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    With a final sigh, Lena wrenches the door open, and ends up with an armful of tall blonde as the mystery visitor – who had clearly been leaning on it – lurches forwards. Her taser hits the carpet, and the woman rights herself again, apologizing profusely.

    “Shit, sorry Alex, you just took so long and –“ Finally, bright blue eyes track up Lena’s bare legs and silk robe all the way to her face, widening comically.

    “You…are not Alex.”

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    Lena and Alex, two strangers recovering from breakups, swap houses over the holidays for a spur-of-the-moment trip. Neither of them expected to find a holiday fling – but what happens on vacation, stays on vacation. Right?

    AKA: The Holiday is one of my favourite Christmas romcoms, so I decided to make it gay. And half Jewish.

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    30 Dec 2018

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    Kara goes to bed with Mon-El, and wakes up with Lena Luthor.

    But it isn't Kara’s bed, and they’re not in Lena’s apartment, and that is definitely not their baby... Right?

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    04 Dec 2018

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    Lena longs to be able to leave marks on Kara's skin and Kara is in need of a birthday present to Lena...

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    25 Nov 2018

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    EDIT: I've had a few requests for a second chapter, so here it is.

    Over the years Lena has been very proficient when it comes to taking care of herself sexually. She has never had a problem with her sexuality and the fact that she has desires and needs that require being taken care of, even if she doesn’t have someone to share that with. Well, at least until she came to National City and became best friends with a certain superhero journalist.

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    Lena never thought that being impossibly sexually frustrated could be a consequence of being in love with her best friend.

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    24 Nov 2018

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    “Lena, she’s been staring at you for the last 5 minutes. Nonstop, I’m telling you.”

    “How do you know she isn’t staring at you?”

    “I can tell. If she was staring at me like that, I’d be eating her out in the bathroom as we speak.”

    “Jess!”

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    Lena and Kara meet at a bar, but lose track of each other – a few months later, Lena gets a new neighbour. As it turns out, glasses and a ponytail really are a good disguise.

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    24 Nov 2018

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