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    The one closest to him raised his trembling sword with a panicked expression at the unexpected violence. “Wh--what the fuck? You’re just a bard.”

    Jaskier’s smile was more a baring of his teeth, made more alarming with the blood sprayed across his skin and clothing. “Your first mistake was believing that.”
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    Geralt and Jaskier are ambushed by a pack of mercenaries. It was really their fault for believing the yellow eyed Witcher was the only threat.

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    Aiden is waiting for Lambert in a forgettable tavern in the middle of a forgettable town. After clearing out a whole nekker nest, the one thing he wants to do before sleep is have his Wolf back in his arms again. After they've slept, they can get out of this hellish place.

    As he's waiting for Lambert to return from the alderman's house with their bounty, he hears a bard take to the stage. Taverns mean noise; noise that he's not against, perse, but noise that he blocks out all the same. Until he hears the bard say some choice things about the esteemed White Wolf.

    And his interest is piqued.

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    Post!Mountain Break-Up

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    Later on, looking back on it all, Jaskier isn’t quite sure how it got so out of hand. It all seemed so natural at the time.

    The first time is a misunderstanding. An innkeeper assumes he is travelling with his wife, and not a grumpy witcher. Apparently, Jaskier just seems like someone with a wife. And it seems easier to go along with it.

    And then the nicknames start. And he can’t make himself stop.

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    All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter.

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