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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Albus is certain that he is his parents' least favourite child. James is a star quidditch player and Lily is some kind of Transfiguration whiz with more friends than she knows what to do with. Albus is, in a word, unremarkable.

    So obviously his only option is to piss them off, if he can't please them. And what would piss them off most? Coming home and pretending Scorpius Malfoy is his boyfriend.

    It's only for two weeks, what could happen?

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    23 Sep 2018

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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    20 Sep 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Liv, no offense, but you don’t have to sit in the bullpen and listen to Carisi whine about missing Barba sixteen hours a day,” Amanda said grimly.

    Olivia winced. “Is it really that bad?” she asked.

    Amanda gave her a look. “It’s that bad,” she confirmed. “And when he’s not whining, he’s moping. It’s been six months, Liv, and I swear to God if he doesn’t get better soon…” She trailed off and shrugged. “Then sooner or later Fin’s gonna follow through on one of his threats to kill him. Do you really want that on your conscience?”

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    Or, Fin and Amanda decide to pull a prank on Barba and Carisi to get them to finally admit their feelings for each other.

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    18 Sep 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    There is something ugly festering in the corner of Albus's heart-garden. It takes a talking cat, an abundance of toast, a little bit of bravery and Scorpius turning up on his doorstep to figure out exactly why it won't stop growing.

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    15 Sep 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    The Battle of Hogwarts is over. On the third of May, 1998, Harry wakes to a changed world, to a future he did not think he would have. This is a story about those first days after the battle. Days of mourning and funerals, love and loss. Grave Days.

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    10 Sep 2018