1 - 20 of 57 Works by who_la_hoop

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Kojiro’s got his shit together. He’s got a place at culinary school in Rome, and a plan for a small, perfect restaurant after graduation. He’s got skateboarding, and S. He’s got the phone numbers of all the hottest girls in school. And most of all, he’s got his two best friends, who make life little short of amazing.

    Then he walks in on Adam and Kaoru kissing, and suddenly nothing makes sense any more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,256
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    604
  2. Tags
    Summary

    1A: Explain the following terms in your own words:

    OMOTENASHI: The art of customer service, loosely defined as anticipating the needs of a guest and offering the best service without the expectation of a reward.

    OMORASHI: Wetting yourself. Best done in front of an appreciative audience while wearing a really nice suit.

    1B: Use them in a sentence.

    Diet Member Shindo’s private secretary, Kikuchi Tadashi, is highly skilled in office administration, technology, piloting and omotenashi, but until today he’s never considered the part that omorashi can play in a fucked-up intense highly professional relationship between a rising-star politician and his talented underling.

    (Or: Ainosuke pushes; Tadashi finally surrenders.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,866
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    716
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Kyoya’s fond of Haruhi. Very fond. But he doesn’t dwell on it. He’s far too busy networking at Harvard to think about his best friend’s not-quite girlfriend.

    Unfortunately, back in Tokyo, Tamaki seems equally busy – on the important task of driving Kyoya mad. Does Tamaki really think Kyoya will wither away and die if he’s not kept updated on Haruhi’s every move?

    Apparently yes. But Kyoya’s an Ootori. There’s no situation, no matter how annoying, that can’t be twisted to his own advantage.

    Isn’t there?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,404
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    369
    Bookmarks:
    137
    Hits:
    4924
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Two years after the war, and Harry’s content with his life. OK, so it’s a little annoying that he keeps winning Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor award, and he’s really not looking forward to the unveiling of an enormous gold statue of himself, but he loves his friends, and he loves being an Auror. And if he yearns for something more, something he can barely bring himself to think about, well, he’ll probably get over it. No one’s happy all the time, are they?

    But then everything changes, and Harry’s thrown into a new and dazzling world he’s not sure he can actually escape from. And as time goes on, he starts to wonder: does he actually want to?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    118,607
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    908
    Kudos:
    6623
    Bookmarks:
    1806
    Hits:
    103261
  5. Tags
    Summary

    When Draco Malfoy falls into a cursed sleep and can only be woken – at least, according to the Daily Prophet, that impeccable source of truth – by ‘true love’s kiss’, Harry Potter knows there’s no way on earth he’s the answer to this particular riddle. Is he . . .?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    152,548
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1281
    Kudos:
    9042
    Bookmarks:
    2535
    Hits:
    186612
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.

    When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    113,984
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1894
    Kudos:
    22421
    Bookmarks:
    5706
    Hits:
    360289
  7. Tags
    Summary

    It was mere coincidence that both he and Draco had turned up in this dark, seedy nightclub again at the same time, Harry was sure. The less said about Draco's dragonhide trousers - so tight Harry could practically see what he'd had for lunch - the better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,447
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    1543
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    18373
  8. Tags
    Summary

    cockblock (vulgar, slang)
    verb: to impede the romantic or sexual advances of a person (usually a man) towards another

    cockblockhead (vulgar, slang)
    noun: a person (usually a man) who unintentionally cockblocks themselves
    see also entries for: self-sabotage, absolute idiocy, Harry James Potter

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    5327
    Bookmarks:
    820
    Hits:
    59319
  9. Tags
    Summary

    It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,045
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1673
    Kudos:
    35938
    Bookmarks:
    9201
    Hits:
    537343
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Polly's comfortable back at The Duchess, with her well-worn routines and her well-worn life, and she's . . . absolutely not pining for her best friend, Mal, who forgot – hah! – to say goodbye before vanishing after the last peace negotiations. For the second time. Not that she's counting.

    But when Commander Vimes personally asks her to come to Ankh Morpork and learn the ways of the City Watch, for the good of Borogrovia, she feels she can't say no. She's forgotten Mal, she absolutely has. But then a mysterious someone starts sending her coffee. And that's only the beginning . . .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,118
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    765
    Bookmarks:
    242
    Hits:
    8432
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Harry had an inkling as he checked out his surroundings – a gloomy forest, dusted with snow, and featuring one hundred per cent more Draco Malfoy than was comfortable – that his first Auror practical exam was not going to go as well as he'd hoped . . .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,751
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    1984
    Bookmarks:
    260
    Hits:
    27245
  12. Tags
    Summary

    It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.

    But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?

    Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    272
    Kudos:
    2382
    Bookmarks:
    577
    Hits:
    40277
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Amaresu –

    I really hope this doesn’t cause wank, but if Mary_Suep had been talking like this about me behind MY back, I would want to know. I really hope this doesn’t Ruin Yuletide for you, or anything. You know that if she HAS made a mockery of your request, or failed to post a completed fic, you can report her to the mods, right?

    *big hugs*

    A concerned nonnie and fellow REAL Ghost Soup fangirl

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,153
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2752
  14. Tags
    Summary

    In which Stacy Flawless, amazing star of Ghost Soup: Infidel Orange, is better than everyone, including Marvel's Avengers en masse; the Winchester brothers, the Tenth Doctor, Sherlock (the sexy one with the cheekbones) and Mr Eaten from Fallen London.

    She's probably better than you too.

    [A Ghost Soup fic written by mary_suep - star of The Very Secret Diaries of Mary_Suep – Ghost Soup BNF (and grade-A cowbag) - for Yuletide 2013]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1281
  15. Tags
    Summary

    You are Draco Malfoy. You have a vial of Felix Felicis and a plan. Will you be lucky?

    (A "choose your own adventure" style Harry/Draco game featuring shameless romance, mild smut, and many, many happy endings :) It's around 4.5k words in total.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    279
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    12434
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Draco Malfoy is up to something. Something evil. Because he’s certainly not mixing drinks in Muggle London for the good of anybody’s health now, is he?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    1459
    Bookmarks:
    162
    Hits:
    13328
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Draco plays a trick on his deadly rival. Harry is not impressed. Or is he?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    4565
  18. Tags
    Summary

    “Draco,” Harry said, scandalised, “the teddy bears are watching.” (Or, five times Draco kissed Harry during 'eighth year', and the one time Harry kissed him first.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,757
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    3260
    Bookmarks:
    402
    Hits:
    34145
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Snape can't really be alive . . . can he? But why is someone with his face lurking about around a certain lollipop lady? When Harry and Draco discover the truth, it's possible their lives will never be the same again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,551
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    322
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    7400
  20. Tags
    Summary

    It’s only when he’s halfway through the window that Al realises the awful truth: someone hasn’t been telling him the truth. But it’s only when he finds the antique lamp his so-called uncle is after, and a gorgeous half-naked bloke appears in a puff of smoke, that Al realises he’s really in trouble. Shame that by then, it’s already far, far too late . . .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3206

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation