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    Lan Zhan invents a boyfriend to escape an uncomfortable situation. Wei Ying agrees to date him so that, technically, he has not lied. Somewhere along the way these two idiots fall in love.

    A modern day, tech industry Untamed AU. This story is not as dumb as the title implies, but it is still pretty dumb.

    Thanks to handclaps for the beta and wotchermoony for the inspiration. This is dedicated to Jessie from Seattle, who is definitely a real person.

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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    22 Sep 2020

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    After meeting with Wei Ying in Yiling, Lan Wangji fully intends to return home to Cloud Recesses. But his body has other ideas, and he finds it unexpectedly hard to leave A-Yuan. For A-Yuan's sake, he agrees to spend the night at the Burial Mounds...and eventually winds up in Wei Ying's bed.

    (In which Lan Wangji is in love and also suffering from an unexpected bout of baby fever.)

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    22 Sep 2020

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    Wei Wuxian can put up with an awful lot if he's the only one being troubled, but if Lan Wangji is also suffering? That shit will not stand.

    (AKA the one where Lan Yuan keeps cockblocking his parents.)

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    21 Sep 2020

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    “You want to be good.” Lan Zhan tells him, “But you want to work for it. You do not like to win things easily.”

    It is, almost verbatim, what Lan Zhan had said to Wei Ying the first time he’d beaten his average class score when they were teenagers, and Wei Ying squirms at being known like this, the way Lan Zhan has known him for so long, down to his bones.

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    Lan Zhan is very sure that Wei Ying can be good. Wei Ying thinks he might be beginning to agree.

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