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"I could go with you," David repeats, and he turns and looks at Patrick, and there's something in his eyes that makes Patrick's mouth go dry. "As your boyfriend."
"That's nice of you to offer," Patrick says, blinking, "but I don't think that an alpha bromance would—"
"No," David says. "As your omega boyfriend."
Patrick's head is spinning. He feels like he's somehow missed half the conversation. It really shouldn't need to be said, but— "You're not," he tells David. "An omega."
"I have been," David says, and shrugs. It's a liquid movement, aggressively casual, and Patrick suddenly burns with the desire to know exactly what on earth David means by it.
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Hearth and Home by whetherwoman for xslytherclawx
Fandoms: Seducing the Sedgwicks - Cat Sebastian
26 Jul 2022
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that delightful intercourse you have known by whetherwoman
Fandoms: Fire Island (Movie 2022)
02 Jul 2022
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"I," Will says solemnly, "am going to be telling you absolutely everything about the twink who blew me."
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- Part 1 of KJC ficlets
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KJC ficlets by whetherwoman
Fandom: England Series - K. J. Charles, Green Men Series - K. J. Charles, Lilywhite Boys Series - K. J. Charles, Society of Gentlemen - K. J. Charles
22 May 2022
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Sex Bloopers by cinnaluminum, Distractivate, hollybibble, kiranerys42, nervouscupcakeinspace, orphan_account, Point_of_no_return, reginahalliwell, sullymygoodname, thegrayness, unkindravens, WellSchitt, whetherwoman
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
21 Aug 2020
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An urban fantasy verse where Patrick Brewer is a fairy specialising in small business and David Rose is David Rose.
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speeding up my heartbeat by plonk
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Sep 2020
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The guy is so stupid hot that Wei Ying doesn’t turn away in time. He can’t be absolutely sure, but he thinks the guy sees him sort of turned towards him. Not as bad as being caught outright staring at someone on the subway, except that it’s actually probably worse, because they’re in the cultivation gym’s locker room.
Bookmarked by whetherwoman
04 May 2022
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The one where Lan Zhan gives Wei Ying a Look as he leaves the bar and Wei Ying falls over himself to follow him out.
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He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven by AuntieClimactic
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Apr 2022
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“Here we go again,” he heard Lucius scream over Izzy’s furious cursing.
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Bookmarked by whetherwoman
03 Apr 2022
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Anachronistic jokes! Softe romance! Hot sex! This has everything I want from a reconciliation, e v e r y T h I n g
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All Old Things are New Again by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jul 2021
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Full-time necromancer and part-time cam boy, Wei Wuxian, finds himself unexpectedly homeless. An enthusiastic patron comes to his rescue.
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Immortal Cultivator Lan Wangji has been waiting a long time for his deceased husband to be reincarnated again. In retrospect, he should have anticipated that this is how it would go.
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23 Jan 2022
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Happy for Now by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2021
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Wei Ying abandons her suitcase to investigate the sleeping situation, already coming up with a hundred reasons not to inconvenience Lan Zhan by stealing half of her fucking bed, and then gets a better look at it.
It’s huge. Wei Ying has seen a king bed before, and this is bigger than that. Is that a California King? Is that what those huge-ass orgy beds are called? There are parking spaces smaller than this bed. Wei Ying has lived in apartments smaller than this bed.
“You know,” Wei Ying says thoughtfully, “I’ll level with you. I was gonna volunteer to sleep on the couch, or steal some pillows and blankets and sleep in the bathtub, but then I saw this monstrosity. Lan Zhan, look at this fucking bed.”
Lan Zhan rests her hands on the room divider, her face softly amused. “I am looking.”
“We could tend a whole herd of sheep on this bed,” Wei Ying says, warming to her subject. “We could cross the Pacific Ocean and weather any storm on this bed. Fuck, Lan Zhan, I could stage an entire community theatre production of Chicago on this bed.”
Or: There was only one bed, but that part's fine, actually.
Bookmarked by whetherwoman
17 Nov 2021
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Came for the wangxian, stayed for the hilarious and dead on takes on Romancelandia. Also the genuinely good advice on both writing and hotel room cooking.
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“Hello? Yes, this is Trent Crimm, The Independent. I’ve got a bit of an emergency and need Coach Lasso’s mobile.” Trent paused, brow furrowing in irritation. “Well, his son is currently standing in my office, in my newspaper building, which is filled with bloodthirsty journos. Could you make an exception for that?"
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Bookmarked by whetherwoman
02 Nov 2021
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The rare perfect kid POV fic. I cackled so much.