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    An urban fantasy verse where Patrick Brewer is a fairy specialising in small business and David Rose is David Rose.

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    Wei Ying abandons her suitcase to investigate the sleeping situation, already coming up with a hundred reasons not to inconvenience Lan Zhan by stealing half of her fucking bed, and then gets a better look at it.

    It’s huge. Wei Ying has seen a king bed before, and this is bigger than that. Is that a California King? Is that what those huge-ass orgy beds are called? There are parking spaces smaller than this bed. Wei Ying has lived in apartments smaller than this bed.

    “You know,” Wei Ying says thoughtfully, “I’ll level with you. I was gonna volunteer to sleep on the couch, or steal some pillows and blankets and sleep in the bathtub, but then I saw this monstrosity. Lan Zhan, look at this fucking bed.”

    Lan Zhan rests her hands on the room divider, her face softly amused. “I am looking.”

    “We could tend a whole herd of sheep on this bed,” Wei Ying says, warming to her subject. “We could cross the Pacific Ocean and weather any storm on this bed. Fuck, Lan Zhan, I could stage an entire community theatre production of Chicago on this bed.”

    Or: There was only one bed, but that part's fine, actually.

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    17 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Came for the wangxian, stayed for the hilarious and dead on takes on Romancelandia. Also the genuinely good advice on both writing and hotel room cooking.

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    “Hello? Yes, this is Trent Crimm, The Independent. I’ve got a bit of an emergency and need Coach Lasso’s mobile.” Trent paused, brow furrowing in irritation. “Well, his son is currently standing in my office, in my newspaper building, which is filled with bloodthirsty journos. Could you make an exception for that?"

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    01 Nov 2021

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    The rare perfect kid POV fic. I cackled so much.

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    Small towns like to think they know everyone's secrets. But Freddy Ventura is done with the NHL and back in Kellynch Falls, Ontario, and no one in town knows what happened before he left fifteen years ago. No one but Ian Elliott.

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    30 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hrjdnjcdj I love Persuasion AUs and this is genuinely one of the best I have ever read. Perfectly transposed into the modern era, and SUCH good pining, which is what I really want in a Persuasion AU.

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    In order to kill the Demon of Yiling, assassin Lan Wangji pretends to be courtesan. Falling in love with Wei Wuxian is an unfortunate complication.

    (Or: the courtesan-but-actually-assassin!LWJ fic)

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    13 Oct 2021

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    Since he was a child, since Lan Wangji had first become aware of his own alienating effect on others, he has long resigned himself to a loveless marriage. Perhaps even a companionate one, so long as his partner was agreeable and unbothersome and let him have his own space.

    He could not have even begun to predict Wei Wuxian.

    (A canonverse arranged marriage fic.)

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    05 Oct 2021