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    "Do you like him?"

    "Of course I do, he’s great!"

    "Then what is the fucking problem?"

    "My dick!"

    -or-

    Ex-Porn Star Derek Hale has a lot of issues but Ice Cream Parlor Owner Stiles Stilinski is not one of them.

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    21 Aug 2015

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    Stiles had become the most popular matchmaker of Beacon Hills in less than a year.

    And he really didn’t know how that had happened.

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    17 Sep 2014

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    Stiles Stilinski was sure that his life was finally settling into a normal routine. Then his two adopted kids started sprouting hair and claws.

    Luckily, there's a school for everything these days.

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    16 Sep 2014

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    Once upon a time, a woman fell in love with a man that she thought was actually a man. Turns out, fucker was a shape shifter, and not just any shape shifter, but a chaos monster.

    Fast forward a few hundred years, and one Stiles Stilinski is minding his own damned business, helping his pack defeat an (the? He doesn't know, he just knows they're assholes) alpha pack, when this witch starts laughing at him. And suddenly he has tentacles.

    In which Stiles discovers he's actually a baby chaos monster, sprouts tentacles, and then has to spend an indefinite amount of time with one rather surly alpha werewolf, learning how to control his form, defeat an alpha pack, and navigate the perils of loving someone who's kind of afraid to be loved. All while sporting tentacles that have a mind of their own.

    Easy, right?

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    21 Feb 2014

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    “I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
    Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
    “That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
    Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”
     
    (Otherwise known as the Elevator AU)

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    13 Feb 2014