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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    Harry grabs a piece of paper and scrawls a note:

    Freshers think a ghost lives here. I told them to stop bothering you even if you are a ghost. If you are, you're probably lonely. You're probably not a ghost, so maybe you have loads of friends and we haven't met because you're busy with them all the time. If you are a ghost, maybe you can knock on my door, or leave a message in the bathroom mirror. Wouldn't want you to be lonely!
    - Harry (35A)

    He adds his mobile number to the bottom of the note so whoever's in 35B can text him if they want, then opens his door, crosses the corridor, and slips it under the door of 35B. He waits for a moment, then shakes his head when of course there's no immediate response because of course there isn't a ghost living in 35B. That would be ridiculous.
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    03 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    When Louis is dared to ask out the attractive Man in the Sweater Vest at the pub, he certainly doesn't expect their relationship to bloom the way it does. Featuring a dare that isn't really a dare, too many vegetable references, and two silly boys falling in love.

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    31 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 90

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    LANCE
    do u like the taste of spam, van kieu
    because thats what ull get
    1 glorious terabyte of def-not-garrison-approved viewing matl
    every hour on d hour

    KEITH
    And now you’re blackmailing me. Wonderful.
    Look, I’ll tell you, alright?
    Not because your threat scares me, but because I’d like to cut this conversation as short as humanly possible.

    LANCE
    glad ur being so cooperative ;) ;)

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    Lance gets a new flight simulation partner. Lance makes a bunch of mixtapes. Lance falls in love?

    Galaxy Garrison + texting au. For the Klance Zine!

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    24 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Allura had told them once that Voltron was their destiny.

     

    If anything, Keith thinks, Lance had proven that while finding the lions might have been on the dime of some greater plan, compliance to their supposed fate was not strictly required in any remote sense of the word.

     

    In fact, by Lance's standard of doing things it was all rather bullshit.

     

    (Or: The story of the destruction of Earth and its aftermath, feat. questionable science in regards to weapons of mass destruction, gratuitous Star Wars references, theoretical chess games with the emperor of most of the known universe, explosions, the greatest bromance of all time, the worst romance of all time, far too many guns, concussions, extreme misuse of the French language, awkward flirting, and Lance in an overly-dramatic trench coat.)

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    24 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    If you call a girl a snake enough, sometimes she becomes one. Her legs lengthen and fuse, her pupils shrink to slits. She gets colder and colder, until she has to spread herself on the warm cement beside the pool, soaking in heat, sipping gin and tonics to warm her blood so she does not turn to ice and shatter to bits.

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    24 Sep 2019