whatcaniwriteinthis
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[podfic] survival is a talent by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Sep 2020
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In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.
Their best isn't perfect.
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“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”
Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –
Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”
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skateboarding is something that can be so attractive by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
18 Jul 2020
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alternate title: grant has a type
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only a kiss by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons - All Media Types, The Venture Maidens (Podcast)
09 Jul 2019
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aaron is stunned, still, several minutes later
or: a short fluffy piece about how in love aaron was in episode 26 and 27
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goodbye qugrea by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons - All Media Types
25 Jun 2019
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Kalech never wanted to leave her there. He knows she will be safe—knows she will be trained and educated and strong.
He hopes she will be cared for.
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Tsukishima looks different after the summer. A good different. Yuu's crush is not helped one bit by this.
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Yuri Plisetsky glares at him with all the righteousness five year olds possess, and says in heavily accented and clumsy English. “Be more gooder, stupid!”
And then he storms out in a sweep of blond hair and blue and red lights from his Sketchers.
(Or: in which Yuri Plisetsky is Victor Nikiforov's bratty five-year-old and nothing is the same.)
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- Part 1 of on life and love;
- Part 1 of Victor Nikiforov's Extremely Good Gay Moms
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- English
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- 139,204
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- 17/17
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24 Aug 2020
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It starts like this: Essek is deployed as the sexy decoy for the Mighty Nein’s most recent heist. The mission is a complete success with absolutely no radical improvisation or excessive use of fire.
It evolves to this: Given their staggering success, Neinssek are immediately entrusted with a mission of political delicacy, because that is definitely their forte and everyone in this ‘verse excels at making logical and informed decisions.
A story of magic, family, cunning, and thirsty, thirsty wizards.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,002
- Chapters:
- 6/7
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Bookmarks:
- 74
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06 Aug 2020
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In which Tadashi manages his grandfather's pet store and Tsukishima works at the music shop next door. Lots of exclamation points, dialogue, obvious crushes, internal (and overexcited) monologuing, animal trivia and terrible puns ensue.
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- Part 1 of wags and whiskers
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13 Jul 2020
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No one in their right mind would ever seriously try to woo Lin Ronghu, the Emperor's infamously ruthless (if unofficial) spymaster.
Not that that's stopped the local legend, a (self-described) beautiful detective with peerless martial arts. His crush is a major inconvenience - at least until there's a murder that puts Lin Ronghu's most hated political nemesis straight in the frame. Since Lin Ronghu can't believe that anyone would be that stupid, he decides that maybe having a private detective around might be good for something after all...
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- English
- Words:
- 38,617
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 137
- Kudos:
- 328
- Bookmarks:
- 151
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Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
12 Jul 2020
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if you die in hamlet you die in real life by LieutenantSaavik
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
07 Oct 2018
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hamlet but it's modern and 'mmmm, whatcha say' plays every time a character dies
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- Part 1 of what if shakespeare but memes
Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
09 May 2020