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    Yuri Plisetsky glares at him with all the righteousness five year olds possess, and says in heavily accented and clumsy English. “Be more gooder, stupid!”

    And then he storms out in a sweep of blond hair and blue and red lights from his Sketchers.

    (Or: in which Yuri Plisetsky is Victor Nikiforov's bratty five-year-old and nothing is the same.)

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    24 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    It starts like this: Essek is deployed as the sexy decoy for the Mighty Nein’s most recent heist. The mission is a complete success with absolutely no radical improvisation or excessive use of fire.

    It evolves to this: Given their staggering success, Neinssek are immediately entrusted with a mission of political delicacy, because that is definitely their forte and everyone in this ‘verse excels at making logical and informed decisions.

    A story of magic, family, cunning, and thirsty, thirsty wizards.

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    06 Aug 2020

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    In which Tadashi manages his grandfather's pet store and Tsukishima works at the music shop next door. Lots of exclamation points, dialogue, obvious crushes, internal (and overexcited) monologuing, animal trivia and terrible puns ensue.

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    13 Jul 2020

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    No one in their right mind would ever seriously try to woo Lin Ronghu, the Emperor's infamously ruthless (if unofficial) spymaster.

    Not that that's stopped the local legend, a (self-described) beautiful detective with peerless martial arts. His crush is a major inconvenience - at least until there's a murder that puts Lin Ronghu's most hated political nemesis straight in the frame. Since Lin Ronghu can't believe that anyone would be that stupid, he decides that maybe having a private detective around might be good for something after all...

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    12 Jul 2020

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    hamlet but it's modern and 'mmmm, whatcha say' plays every time a character dies

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    09 May 2020