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    Harry's not gay, Malfoy just smells good.

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    07 Oct 2021

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  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Harry Potter is a good lay.

    Draco wishes that fact was all he had taken away from the situation.

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    26 Sep 2021

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  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Harry and Draco need somewhere new to live and Pansy Parkinson needs to sell at least one house.

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    26 Sep 2021

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  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Harry’s loopy on potions after his procedure. Draco rather likes Harry this way, all open and innocent and awestruck. Oh—and yeah. Obsessed with Draco’s beauty. That part’s rather nice.

    “Do we call each other ‘love’? How long have we been together?”

    “We’ll have been married three years next month,” he replies.

    “Merlin, I hit the jackpot!” Harry exclaims, beaming.

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    26 Sep 2021

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  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    If asked, Harry Potter would categorize his high school senior year as normal: football, friends, and one devastating crush on his tutor, Draco Malfoy. When presented with an opportunity to help Draco, Harry rises to the occasion. Unfortunately, so does his dick. Sparks fly and alarms blare… and the Hogwarts Owlz Gossip twitter feed blows up.

    Or: the one where an inconvenient erection brings them together.

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