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    Prompt 2: 1920s noir!MCU - Steve's is a gumshoe detective, and Bucky's getting into something he shouldn't.

     

    I was goddamn stupid for Bucky Barnes, and that was a problem. Show me a guy who has feelings, and I'll show you a sucker. It was starting to look more and more everyday like that sucker was me.

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    17 Jun 2018

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    The time he stole his steering wheel (right out of his fucking hands while he was very much driving and trying to avoid being killed Steve it's not funny in hindsight).

    The time he ripped off Sam's wing and kicked him off a helicarrier.

    The time he picked Sam up by his face and threw him across the room.

    Sam has a long list of reasons Bucky isn't getting any favours from him any time soon.

    [in which I don't know how this turned into a Ten Things I Hate About You thing but here we are.]

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    21 May 2018

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    In the first month of being co-opted into working with Illya Kuryakin full time at U.N.C.L.E., Napoleon stole Illya’s father’s watch four times, twice out of spite, once out of drunken curiosity, and once out of sheer boredom. After the fourth time, Gaby sprained one of Napoleon’s fingers and threatened to do worse if he did it again.

    “You are not a spy,” she told him firmly, dangling the watch out of reach as Napoleon curled in a wincing, fetal position on his Le Corbusier couch in his upstate apartment. “You are a thief with the self-control of a child. Now give me back my ring.”

    “What ring?” Napoleon asked innocently, even through the pain.

    “How fond are you of your nose?” Gaby shot back blandly.

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    16 May 2018

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    Tyrion can’t help but feel affronted. Jaime has been out of the country for most of the kids’ lives, has a dangerous job, and doesn’t even know them. He also doesn’t have any money in the bank—something that their father had raged about constantly.

    And he, Tyrion, doesn’t even get joint custody?

    Cersei would.

    He glances at Jaime when Pycelle reads out that bit of Cersei Lannister’s Last Will and Testament.
    Jaime’s eyes were bulging and he looks franticly at Tyrion.

    “Yes,” says Tyrion, before Jaime has even figured out how to frame the question. “There’s enough room in my house for all five of us.”

    Jaime looks relieved.

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    27 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This fic is 99% amazing. The plot, the family stuff, the romances, all ...*chef's kiss*. But then, in the authors note on the last chapter, at the literally last second, the author says that in the world of the fic, Jaime Lannister killed Bin Laden.
    That strikes me as being weird and gross for reasons I can't quite articulate. I love this fic and heartily endorse it, but not that part, and I feel the need to make that clear.

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    Honor among thieves, or something close enough.

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    26 Mar 2018