Will encounters a beautiful stranger while walking one of his dogs.
Monumentally stupid crackfic I wrote in 20 minutes when s1 was originally airing and haven't stopped thinking about since. Every day I have to live with the knowledge that no matter what, I will never write anything that makes me laugh and sticks in my head as much as this has for seven years now, so the least I can do is post it here. If you want your fics to make narrative or grammatical sense, go no further. If you want... something, proceed.
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02 Aug 2020