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    Despite what his outward code of conduct would have you thinking, Jaskier knows when he is not wanted.

    He allows himself the exact amount of three days of wallowing in that small town before he packs his meager possessions and hits the road like nothing happened. In those three days he sings and dances for his food and drink, fucks the pretty barmaid and sleeps off the hangover before heading out in the morning of the fourth day. He travels alone for the first time in a while but it’s alright.

    Now, if only people would stop telling him that the Witcher asks about him - that'd be swell.

     

    And we have a lovely translation into Russian available here!

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    "This is my child," says Jaskier, with an entirely straight face, hand on Ciri's shoulder.

    "And that...is..."

    "My beautiful lover," says Jaskier, earnestly, "who I will soon make an honest woman out of."

    He can hear Yennefer grinding her teeth.

    Or, post episode 6, Jaskier finds his tenure at Oxenfurt rudely interrupted by a Child Surprise and a witch, and becomes a family man. Shenanigans ensue.
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    Harry grew up in a family where everyone was a genius- except him- and his younger sister Diana was the Girl-Who-Lived. Determined to prove that he could also be a genius, Harry studied Arithmancy, and in particular Heller’s Theorem, which stated that one could change the universe via the contemplation and use of numbers.

    He plans to use his success for his own purposes. He doesn’t plan to attract the obsessive attention of his sister’s fiancé, Tom Riddle.

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    “I wanted a point of comparison,” she said. “Because he looks at me like he really – loves me, or something.”

    “Yeah,” said Jaskier, resigned. “He does that sometimes. Isn’t it a bitch?”

    They were half way through the second bottle by now, and their shoulders were touching. She could feel the hard line of Jaskier’s thigh against hers. She was very aware of the chest hair visible at the open neck of his shirt, and how he could probably see down her dress from here. She hadn’t moved to put any distance between them and neither had he.

    “Why are we still talking about him? I don’t care about Geralt of Rivia any more,” lied Yennefer.

    “Nor do I,” Jaskier lied back.

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    19 Dec 2021