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    Jin Ling's birth is the happiest occasion of Jin Zixuan's life. But every gold spoon has some rust: Wei Wuxian has taken up residence too. However, Jin Zixuan has a fool-proof plan to get Wei Wuxian out of his life for good: he's going to find him a spouse. And he's got the perfect person in mind: Nie Mingjue.

    Lan Wangji has resigned himself to losing the love of his life without saying a word.

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    Yes

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    At Nie Huaisang’s Halloween party, Wei Ying hits on noted heterosexual Lan Zhan. Successfully.

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    Idiots

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    “Okay, so good news!” Wei Wuxian says, swanning into the room with just enough energetic cheer that Jiang Cheng knows whatever it is he’s going to say is going to be awful. “We figured out the nature of your curse! You’re probably not going to die! It’s not even going to hurt!”

    “Yeah? And what’s the bad news?” Jiang Cheng gruffs, crossing his arms over his chest.

    Wei Wuxian does a double-take, like he’d expected his (fake) good mood to fool Jiang Cheng. Like it’s ever managed to fool Jiang Cheng. His laugh is a little shrill, a little frenetic as he says, “Well, uh. You know our ghost friend back there? Yeah, she’s possessing you. Which is why...” He makes a gesture at the general area of Jiang Cheng’s... problem.

    “Ah,” Jiang Cheng said, expression souring. “I’m not going to like the cure, am I?”

    “You’re not going to like the cure,” Wei Wuxian nods.

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    Jiang Cheng gets cursed on a nighthunt. Wei Wuxian helps him with the cure.

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    Time 2 bookmark before reading because those author notes vibe with me real hard

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    “So,” says Jiang Cheng. “You’re in love with Hanguang-jun, and now you think your roommate is hot.”

    “Lan Zhan is objectively good looking,” Wei Wuxian says immediately. He runs through the rest of the accusation in his head and frowns. “And I’m not in love with Hanguang-jun.”

    Jiang Cheng’s eyebrow ticks. “Yeah right,” he says. “Tell me that once you’ve stopped flirting with him every time you’re assigned to the same hit.”

    (Or, while Yiling Laozu and Hanguang-jun are rivals as assassins, Wei Wuxian falls in love with his roommate, Lan Wangji.)

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    Jiang Cheng stares at him. “Didn’t you say you broke up five months ago?”

    “Yeah.”

    “So why do you have a picture of you two kissing taped to your fridge?”

    “Because we’re too broke for magnets,” Wei Wuxian explains, then considers that statement. “Well, I’m too broke for magnets. Lan Zhan probably refuses to buy them because he’s trying to have lofty ideas about the moral failings of materialism.”

    Wei Wuxian navigates the trials of living with his ex-boyfriend in apartment 1301.
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