isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (183)
- Supergirl (TV 2015) (1)
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Five Times Stiles Set his Microwave on Fire in Front of his Hot Neighbour and the One Time his Hot Neighbour Stopped him by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for wolfile
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Aug 2021
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“You making popcorn for breakfast again?” Liam asked after Stiles had successfully hidden from the poor woman.
“I’ll have you know, I haven’t had popcorn for breakfast in over a month,” he informed him. “Also, very presumptuous of you, accusing me with no proof whatsoever.”
“The fire alarm went off, it’s always you,” Liam insisted, rounding another corner.
“You know one day, the fire alarm is going to go off and it won’t have been my fault.” Stiles dreamt of that day, honestly. He’d be able to prance down the stairs, guilt-free, proclaiming to everyone he saw that it wasn’t his fault.
For once.
“The day this alarm goes off and it’s not you, the building will actually be on fire,” Liam deadpanned.
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Don’t Leave Me Behind When I’m Still Learning How to Run by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Swlfangirl
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
04 Jun 2021
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He’d just set it back down when the door opened, and a shadow appeared in front of him, taking the seat across from him. Jackson’s name was on his lips as he rose his gaze from his drink, but the word stuck in his throat, because it wasn’t Jackson.
“I’m really sorry, can you be my boyfriend?” Derek asked breathlessly, panic on his face and looking seconds away from losing his shit.
Stiles didn’t even have the chance to reply, because the second he saw crazy lady walk into the coffee shop, he just immediately leaned over the table and planted a kiss right on Derek’s lips. The other man seemed startled, but he recovered quickly and brought one hand up to press against Stiles’ cheek.
He made sure to keep the kiss short, and relatively chaste, because this was all for show and he didn’t want to make Derek more uncomfortable than he already was.
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A Fin-tastic Roe-mance by Fae_vorite, isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Fae_vorite
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 May 2021
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“What the fuck!” Stiles flailed away from hot lifeguard man, one leg still caught beneath the other’s tail—his fucking tail! Like, a real tail!—before he managed to pull it free and scramble back.
The man—merman? Fish-person!—sat up then as Stiles scrambled backwards, levelling him with an unimpressed look and letting some of his weight rest against his hands behind himself on the sand.
Stiles pointed at his face, then his tail, then back at his face. “You’re a—you’re a—you’re a—”
“You’re welcome,” hot lifeguard merman said, rolling his eyes and shifting so that his tail was bent and out towards the side, sitting up properly and eying Stiles with a critical eye. “You hit your head pretty hard. Are you okay?”
“Clearly not!” Stiles shouted. “I am obviously hallucinating!”
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The Real You by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Fae_vorite
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 May 2021
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Stiles held both hands out. “She loves it here!”
“Probably because we treat her right,” Boyd insisted, giving him a look.
“Again, not my fault,” Stiles argued. “But I will let you berate me to your heart’s content as long as you help fix her so she doesn’t leave me stranded in the boonies.”
“This whole fucking town is the God damn boonies,” Derek said angrily. Stiles wondered if he had any other settings.
So far he’d learned confusion and anger. He hoped there was a happy setting in there somewhere.
Boyd’s gaze cut briefly to Derek, then back to Stiles. “I see you’ve met Derek.”
“Oh yeah. We are now very close friends,” Stiles said, turning to grin at the Alpha.
He didn’t look impressed. Also like he was trying to figure out which parts of Stiles were the squishiest and easiest to eat through. That was concerning, he didn’t like that.
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Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Fae_vorite
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Apr 2021
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“Scott, I am in love with Derek!” Stiles shook him roughly. “This is literally the worst thing that could ever happen to me! How am I supposed to have a conversation with him without blurting out that I love his big, beautiful brain, or that he literally makes me feel like I could barf rainbows, he makes me so happy, or that his eyebrows are sexy?!”
“You—you think his eyebrows are sexy?” Scott asked, as if that was the most important takeaway here.
Stiles slapped him hard in the arm. “Scott, focus! What am I gonna do?!”
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In light of everything happening right now, I thought I'd just write a bunch of one-shots based on prompts from this Tumblr post and see if I can turn all of them into something happy, no matter how angsty the prompt is. Just spreading a little positivity -throws confetti-
All of this is set in an Alternate Universe where none of the Betas died, Derek is still Alpha, and everyone is happy! \o/
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This is 100% written for Adara for their birthday because they are awesome. 31 days of Sterek.
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Just a place for random works and short things I will inevitably write. No kind of continuity.
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Sterek New Year's Extravaganza by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandom: Supergirl (TV 2015), Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Jan 2018
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For the Sterek Gala's Sterek New Year's Extravaganza.
Didn't work on all of these as much as I wanted to, but determined to do all 31. We'll see how that goes.
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3/4 of the way through a Werewolf fic for another fandom, my friend asked me to watch Teen Wolf. Like everyone else, I love Stiles, especially when he's with Derek. This is a challenge we created where we chose one word that represented every letter of the alphabet and we wrote a series. Mine don't link together, they're kind of all over the place.
There are only two rules: Must encompass the word somehow, and it can only be one scene. No paragraph breaks.
I also never watched past the end of season 4, so everything season 5 onwards doesn't exist to me.
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[Podfic] Don't Worry About It by mt_pods (mt_lyfe) for isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 Jun 2021
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“It’s fine,” Derek insisted, Stiles beginning to pace, still tugging at his hair. “Stiles, I made sure it would be okay before we moved in, Ronan’s harmless. He’s just bored, he isn’t going to hurt you. I figured it was a non-issue, it was a really good price for the house.”
Stiles rounded on him, looking incensed. “Of course it was, it’s fucking haunted!” Stiles screamed, motioning the house.
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- Part 6 of Podfics
Bookmarked by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
03 Jun 2021
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Exercising Your Demons by Brighid for isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Jan 2021
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Just a little scene of what I think would have happened if Kate had not.
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- Part 1 of shatters and still lives
Bookmarked by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
23 Jan 2021
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The College Experience by adara for isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Sep 2020
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In which the pack has graduated high school and Derek is adjusting to the changes that brings for them all. He may be missing an important detail when it comes to Stiles and moving on though.
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23 Sep 2020
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Actions Speak Louder than Words by Faladrast (surfgirl1) for isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Mar 2020
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Actions Speak Louder than Words by isthatbloodonhisshirt
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21 Jul 2020
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Sacrifice (Whatever It Takes) by adara, Swlfangirl for isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 Oct 2019
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In which Laura lives, the Hale Pack grows, and Derek finds a peace that he'd never thought could be his. It doesn't come easy, because when does anything ever, but they've got a real shot at it for the first time since before the fire that stole their family and sent their whole lives up in smoke.
Bookmarked by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
27 Oct 2019