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    And probably the best explanation, the only explanation, is that Eve has gone mad.

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    23 May 2022

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    Fiona appears, and thank god, because Sartre would have killed to know the levels of existential despair that Eve is currently experiencing.

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    [SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 2 OF SEASON 2]

    “I don’t know if—” Eve starts. “I – I mean—” but her fingers are already flirting with the edge of the bandage, scrabbling at the adhesive, peeling it up. Villanelle sucks in a slow breath through her teeth.

    “There you go,” she whispers, “good girl,” and Eve slips two fingers in under the bandage.

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    19 May 2022

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    Eve moves first, as has become their norm. It is dreadful, thanks for asking, and Villanelle no longer knows what to expect from Eve. Or maybe she's never known what to expect from Eve. Maybe that's what this has been about this whole time. But that's too much like philosophy for her.

    The only good philosophers are dead philosophers, and she has been trying her very dearest to move past the business of deciding who is or isn't dead.

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    06 May 2022

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    what hiding place is safer than a church?

    Okay. Plenty, considering.

    It is a Catholic one, after all, and those people are fucked beyond salvation. Villanelle fits right in.

    It had been a very easy choice to make at the time. Catholics have always killed their enemies with far more flair than Protestants. Plus, they know how to work stained glass and a good pipe organ.

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    "Who wouldn't be here? I am all about the charity. It is so humble living without possessions of my own. You know anyone can be forgiven here. Not a bad system." Especially the free housing and meals. It turns out it is not easy to fill out a résumé and find a real job when the only point of note is former assassin.

    She's thinking of becoming a socialist.

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    the internet goes viral with the very factual story about how a star-crossed romance between an international assassin and british intelligence agent undermined a russian conspiracy plot to end democracy as we know it

    or something

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    06 May 2022

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    You just say, hey look at all this stuff England stole because it has no culture of its own outside of Harry Potter and James Bond, which just for the record, is somehow not actually worse than the real job. Amazing, considering just how horrible those movies are. Have you ever tried to sit through one of them?
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    My dad was a handler for an assassin called Villanelle, whose real name is Oksana. She thinks she's awesome but she only knows European languages. I met her because she is the world's biggest arsehole
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    No. Let them come. Do you know how boring juvenile detention is? I'd rather be dead!
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    for a super secret assassin, does everybody have a #villanelle story?
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    hey isn't that clown the hot one from that lesbian bus video?
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    literally all of this is happening because Eve wanted to boff an assassin #murderwives
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    Democrats Blame 2016 Election Loss on Russian Crime Syndicate
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    JASIKA PATEL: Are you still working for the Twelve?

    KONSTANTIN VASILIEV: [laughs]

    Q: Are you still working for FSB or MI6?

    VASILIEV: [laughs cont.]
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    and it's HILARIOUS because basically this random lesbian soap opera has obliterated an entire underground murder scheme LMAO

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    8 full-length spec scripts for an alternate season 3.

    Eve is alive, Villanelle has lost everything, and The 12 are back in a big way. When Villanelle is forced to start over and Eve is forced to settle into the new life she's created for herself, it's only a matter of time before the two seek reconciliation - or revenge.

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    05 May 2022

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    ch. 3