Derek broke up with Kate Argent less than a week ago and she already has a new batch of arm candy plastered on her side. Everyone around campus is gossiping about when Derek will ‘move on’ and get a new girlfriend.
Thing is, dating is the last thing Derek has in mind after the disaster that was Kate Argent. Then Kate starts getting a bit too ‘friendly’ with him and he snaps.
“I have a boyfriend!”
And that’s how he got tangled up into agreeing to go on a double date with Kate and her boyfriend on Friday, leaving him with only 3 days to find a fake boyfriend.
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19 Aug 2017
“I thought you said no sex in the office?” Stiles asks.
“I said no sex in my office. I never said anything about my sister’s.”
“You devious little shit,” he gasps.
- Part 2 of OMG Erica!
The one where Derek has a big dick and is looking for someone who can handle it and Erica might just know the right guy.
5 times Stiles gets a pretty good idea of how well-endowed Derek is +1 time he gets to see it in all its glory.
Also included: excessive holiday puns, embarrassing amounts of blushing, and lots and lots of dick thoughts.
The "I ran into my ex at the store while I was buying... special items, and he introduced me to his new girlfriend and you're standing right there so I guess you're my boyfriend now, just play along" AU